[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Good evening fellow Christians!

I'm sure the only thing you've ever done with the Bible is to roll joints with its most holy pages.
Why do you mock Baby Jesus?

[Malachai Cone]

Re: Good evening fellow Christians!

Please tell us how you came to find Jesus.

I was involved in a car accident and started reading the Bible and studying it. I became very involved in my church attending Bible Study groups on Tuesdays and Thursday, holding yard sales and donating the money to charity and the church, etc. Hahahaha @ water bought. I'm blood bought

I'm sure the only thing you've ever done with the Bible is to roll joints with its most holy pages.

I shouldn't even respond to this ludicrous accusation. Joint? I've never been to jail in my life, although if that's how YOU found Jesus then I'm happy for you.