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  • Brother David
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    • Apr 2009
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    #1

    Brother David's Non-Racist Introduction Thread

    What a lively forum hello fellow brothers in Faith. It feels real great to be amongst True-Christians a friend of mine referred me he this is a special place indeed G-d most definitely would be proud. I like the why rubbish is tossed.
  • Brother Lazarus
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    • Jul 2008
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    Re: Hello everyone

    Originally posted by Brother David View Post
    What a lively forum hello fellow brothers in Faith. It feels real great to be amongst True-Christians a friend of mine referred me he this is a special place indeed G-d most definitely would be proud. I like the why rubbish is tossed.
    Are you a Joo? Joos omit the "O" in GOD. Tell us more about yourself. Where do you go to Church? Are you married? If so do you give your wife the required beatings? Are you a sodomite?

    Tell us more about yourself.

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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    • Nurse Clampett
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      • Jan 2009
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      #3
      Re: Brother David's Non-Racist Introduction Thread

      Are you stoned right now David?
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • Brother David
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        • Apr 2009
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        Re: Brother David's Non-Racist Introduction Thread

        No I am not a "Joo" nore do I find it proper to spell out the Lords name in vein. I belong to the "First Baptist Church" be going there all my life. I sorry i don't understand why would I beat my white I am not familiar with those teachings please enlighten me? I come here to be around like-minded g-d fearing individual such as myself who share Christians ideals and values. Sodomite I will never be, and liken to take offense too. Please explain your hostilities friend.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
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          #5
          Re: Brother David's Non-Racist Introduction Thread

          Originally posted by Brother David View Post
          No I am not a "Joo" nore do I find it proper to spell out the Lords name in vein. I belong to the "First Baptist Church" be going there all my life. I sorry i don't understand why would I beat my white I am not familiar with those teachings please enlighten me? I come here to be around like-minded g-d fearing individual such as myself who share Christians ideals and values. Sodomite I will never be, and liken to take offense too. Please explain your hostilities friend.

          Well first of all, why are you mangling God's favorite language (American!) like that? You're either on the drugs or else a damned foreigner.

          No one can make heads nor tails of your posts. Make sense or get lost.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
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            • Jan 2009
            • 974

            #6
            Re: Brother David's Non-Racist Introduction Thread

            Well, he didn't say he's not stoned. David, why do you and your stoner friends want to "infiltrate" Landover? What do you kids hope to accomplish?
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • Brother Lazarus
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              • Jul 2008
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              #7
              Re: Brother David's Non-Racist Introduction Thread

              Originally posted by Brother David View Post
              No I am not a "Joo" nore do I find it proper to spell out the Lords name in vein. I belong to the "First Baptist Church" be going there all my life. I sorry i don't understand why would I beat my white I am not familiar with those teachings please enlighten me? I come here to be around like-minded g-d fearing individual such as myself who share Christians ideals and values. Sodomite I will never be, and liken to take offense too. Please explain your hostilities friend.

              There are "First Baptist" churches virtually everywhere, which one do you attend? Does your church teach the KJV1611 and ONLY the KJV1611? Every word? Even the uncomfortable verses? Why do you think omitting the "O" in God is taking His name in vain?

              Where was I hostile? I was just giving you some softball talking points. Sort of helping you learn.

              It is essential to discipline your wife. Consider the following:

              1 Corinthians 11:3
              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              1 Corinthians 14:34-36
              Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

              Ephesians 5:22-24
              Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

              Colossians 3:18
              Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

              1 Timothy 2:11-15
              Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

              1 Peter 3:1
              Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

              A woman MUST be submissive to her husband. Sometimes a woman needs to be reminded, especially in this day and age of feminazism.

              What say ye?

              Yours in Christ
              Brother Lazarus
              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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              • Vavoline Johnson
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                • Apr 2009
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                #8
                Re: Brother David's Non-Racist Introduction Thread

                Originally posted by Brother David View Post
                What a lively forum hello fellow brothers in Faith. It feels real great to be amongst True-Christians a friend of mine referred me he this is a special place indeed G-d most definitely would be proud. I like the why rubbish is tossed.
                Dat boy is a joo. I works for Miss Berfa C Fishler joo womin from Jew York an eye kin smell joo boy a mile aways. He bees needin a savin Patsa.
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • JennyD
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                  • Dec 2007
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                  #9
                  Re: Brother David's Non-Racist Introduction Thread

                  Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                  Dat boy is a joo. I works for Miss Berfa C Fishler joo womin from Jew York an eye kin smell joo boy a mile aways. He bees needin a savin Patsa.
                  I think he be needin' the devil beat outta him first, Miss Vaseline!
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