Eyes Loves da Lawd!

[Vavoline Johnson]

I is Vavoline Jackson Johnson a good Cristan of memphis tennesee. I is employed by Miss Berfa C Fishler a joo woman. I haves a daughter Miss LeVitra Robinson a boy DaWahne and Sam a shifty niggra who got hisself all liccker up at the Landover last weekend. He done pissed all over Miss Berfa C Fishlers new rascal scooter. Now da Pastor Zek done tol me I couldnt wear my fancy house slippers no more to da landover church and he made me sits all da way in da back behind da fence. I tol that Laverda Coles ova an ova I needs to watch the home shoppin show and by me some fancy what Miss Berfa calls shmattas to be wearin next times we go. I have just gotten myselfs back from the Chittlin Chow down with Miss Laverda an wes hopin one of yous can pick us up in the Mr's pastas shiny new Caddilac this here Sunday. Just asks jezus an he will provide me an Miss Laverda!
Praise da lawd and thankye baby Jezus!

[Malachai Cone]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

It sounds like you "loves da" welfare check (that comes out of every God-loving Republican's pocket) and crack pipe you wrap your lips around every night heathen.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

It sounds like you "loves da" welfare check (that comes out of every God-loving Republican's pocket) and crack pipe you wrap your lips around every night heathen.

Yous shut yo mouf you unsaved white trash! Vavoline aint smokin no crack! Eye dont comes here to take no craps from da like of yous!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

This a forum for worshipping the Holy King of Kings! We are not to argue and bicker with one another.

I pray that neither one of you are foolish enough to use illegal drugs, you know how Jesus feels about that. I don't want to have to start random drug testing again!

[I love dick]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

Ebenezer, Does God not hate all niggras?? I know I do.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

Nigras are just decendants of cursed perverts. If you look at the story of Ham in Genesis, it tells us that Noah planted a vineyard, fermented the grapes and got drunk and ended up passed out naked in his tent. Ham came in, saw his father naked and raped him. When Noah awoke, he cursed Ham that his skin would turn dark and him and his descendants would be servant of the descendants of his brothers.

I hate the sin not the sinner. It just happens that nigras are usually jam packed with sin. But some are God fearing people and they appear white in my eyes.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

Well said Brother Ebenezer.

Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Church Sister Valvoleen.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

Well said Brother Ebenezer.

Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Church Sister Valvoleen.

Why thanks you. Yous just bout da prettiest white gal besides dat joo gal Miss Lorri dat I seen outside all da seven blevens in Florida. I'm a gonna be a singin and aprayin for all that po white trash dats here an gibin Vavoline troubles.
Now eyes gots to get that Miss LeVitras twin babies down to da landover to do batismal. You no da ones. Velveeta and da one dat look lika white baby Velvateen.

Lawd have mercy on all da white folks

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

Nigras are just decendants of cursed perverts. If you look at the story of Ham in Genesis, it tells us that Noah planted a vineyard, fermented the grapes and got drunk and ended up passed out naked in his tent. Ham came in, saw his father naked and raped him. When Noah awoke, he cursed Ham that his skin would turn dark and him and his descendants would be servant of the descendants of his brothers.

Eye LOVES me some ham and dat shifty no good Sam, hims always adrunk and a pissin from da grapes!
Praise baby jezus!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

I is Vavoline Jackson Johnson a good Cristan of memphis tennesee. I is employed by Miss Berfa C Fishler a joo woman. I haves a daughter Miss LeVitra Robinson a boy DaWahne and Sam a shifty niggra who got hisself all liccker up at the Landover last weekend. He done pissed all over Miss Berfa C Fishlers new rascal scooter. Now da Pastor Zek done tol me I couldnt wear my fancy house slippers no more to da landover church and he made me sits all da way in da back behind da fence. I tol that Laverda Coles ova an ova I needs to watch the home shoppin show and by me some fancy what Miss Berfa calls shmattas to be wearin next times we go. I have just gotten myselfs back from the Chittlin Chow down with Miss Laverda an wes hopin one of yous can pick us up in the Mr's pastas shiny new Caddilac this here Sunday. Just asks jezus an he will provide me an Miss Laverda!
Praise da lawd and thankye baby Jezus!

Yous shut yo mouf you unsaved white trash! Vavoline aint smokin no crack! Eye dont comes here to take no craps from da like of yous!

Why thanks you. Yous just bout da prettiest white gal besides dat joo gal Miss Lorri dat I seen outside all da seven blevens in Florida. I'm a gonna be a singin and aprayin for all that po white trash dats here an gibin Vavoline troubles.
Now eyes gots to get that Miss LeVitras twin babies down to da landover to do batismal. You no da ones. Velveeta and da one dat look lika white baby Velvateen.

Lawd have mercy on all da white folks

Eye LOVES me some ham and dat shifty no good Sam, hims always adrunk and a pissin from da grapes!
Praise baby jezus!

I find your ignorant mangling of God's Favorite Language™ somewhat charming, in the same sort of way I find it is amusing to watch monkeys throw feces at each other.

But please, we all try to honor God on this Holy Forum by using American English properly. Now, I know that you are doubly handicapped as a nigra/woman. But God simply hates sin, even if the sinner is a border-line retarded nigra sow.

In the future, please write your posts in your "language", then look at other posts where the words you spell/use incorrectly are used properly, and replace your errors with the proper words! You'll be glad you did!

[JennyD]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

Yous shut yo mouf you unsaved white trash! Vavoline aint smokin no crack! Eye dont comes here to take no craps from da like of yous!

Welcome, Miss Vaseline! Pay no mind to that boy. He's just a racist, didn't even read your post to see that you work!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

Vavoline, I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. Have you signed up for the ex-Negro ministry yet?

[Malachai Cone]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

Welcome, Miss Vaseline! Pay no mind to that boy. He's just a racist, didn't even read your post to see that you work!

I read the post, I just found the butchered language so vile that I responded, I admit, unfavorably. Vavoline, welcome! I'm curious, what kind of work do you do?

[LITTLEONION]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

You know,if miss Vulvaleen would move up north here to Washington D.C,she could bring all of her 10-15 chillin and the city would be more than happy to feed and house them while they get adjusted to selling crack and killing each other for our nightly newscast!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Eyes Loves da Lawd!

Welcome to the most Godly forum in the world, Miss V. And don't pay any attention to the unsaved trash who float around in here. The atheist scum may want to bow down to you because they mistake you for the monkeys they worship, that's all.

Tell that boy Sam he can't come to services anymore if he shows up drunk. And he needs to come by and wash and wax my Escalade. We got some vomit on my spinners!