X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • #1

    Hello Everyone i'm april:)

    Hi Everyone my name is April i'm very sorry for just introducting myself now i'm a little shy well i'm 18 and from YorkPennsylvania i just got saved last monday and feel great its the best thing that's every happen too me and god lead me too this amazing forum i love it you all are such wonderful people well i guess that's it
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

    Well praise Jesus young lady! It's always wonderful to see a fresh young face mingling with Christ's people. And such a beautiful face it is...

    Please tell us about how you came to find Jesus. What church do you attend?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

      I appreciate the friend request, hon. It's good to see a young lady in these trying times who respects her elders and knows how to wash herself.

      You say you're from York? I'm fairly familiar with the area, as I've driven past there on the highway once or twice while I was touring. What neighborhood are you from, exactly? Is April your real name? Don't be shy; we're all good Christians here.

      In His blood always,
      Click image for larger version Name: 6F2430D6EA597854793E70CEDB275DA6.png Views: 5 Size: 1.1 KB ID: 1906959

      sigpic

      Comment

      • #4
        Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

        Hey, girl, I received your friend request, too. Where are you protesting for Cinco de Mayo?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

          Hi there, April honey! I just got your nice friend request too! You are gonna love it here with us, welcome!

          With love in Jesus, Nods
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

          Comment

          • #6
            Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

            Hello.
            Welcome to the best True Christian(tm) Website on Gods own Internets.

            Are you called Miss April because you won a competition or something?
            I remember many years not long ago winning a Freehold Christian Beauty Pageant myself.
            Of course, these days, I devote myself entirely to Jesus and leave such things to pretty young things like yourself.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


            Comment

            • #7
              Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

              Welcome April! Praise God for bringing you here!
              Good to hear that a beautifull young woman is on the right path!

              Thanks for the friend request!
              I hope, but am very sure, that you will like it here. The people here are very nice.

              Comment

              • #8
                Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

                Why there's nothing nicer than logging on in the morning and finding a friend request from such a lovely specimen of True Caucasian Christianity!

                We'd all like to hear more about you. Do you have a boyfriend or husband whom GOD has blessed you with to serve? Is the rest of your family saved?

                Welcome to GOD's forum! This is where you will get a very small glimpse of what's waiting for you in Heaven! PRAISE JESUS!
                sigpic
                The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                - Proverbs 15:3

                CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


                Comment

                • #9
                  Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

                  You can't get away from me that easy young April.

                  I paid you pittance to scrub my floors, and you absconded before I could see Christ's likeness in all the tiles. You broke a contract with Jesus.

                  Rest assured, I have filed a Statement of Liquidated Claim and you will be back to fulfill your duty.

                  See you soon.......And with my Polaroid collection!

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

                    April, I bet that all of your 18-year-old girlfriends love Jesus, too. Especially when they knell upon the bed at night and murmur their goodnight prayers. I can just imagine them struggling to thank Jesus enough.
                    sigpic

                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

                      Welcome, young lady, and thank you for the request to be friends!
                      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                      Psalm 139:19-20
                      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

                        Hello April,

                        Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Forum! I think I'll have to introduce you to Brother Trent. He has been looking for a wife for a while and you fit the bill perfectly.

                        Do you have your Father's permission to be on the computer?
                        sigpic

                        Tweet me Here
                        My GODLY Bio Here

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          Do you have your Father's permission to be on the computer?
                          No.......She does not.

                          I have a contract with her father.

                          She will be back scrubbing polishing soon.

                          I must say though, that she is an exceptionally good polisher when she puts her mind to the task in hand.

                          I think Jesus wants to see a bit more of your mind, April.

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

                            Hello, Miss April! Welcome to LBC!

                            Is this revolting creature harassing you?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

                              Thank you all very much i feel so welcomed amen Pastor Ezekiel its been a real blessing I came too know my amazing Lord Jesus Christ Thru my good friend rachel who was talking about Jesus last saturday and I wanted too know who he was and more so she told me and how too get saved and i really wanted too and change my life around for Jesus and it was the best choice I ever made i'm just so glad I find this Site its the best online and everyone is so nice on here and sadly i'm not attending any chruch at the time cause i've not find one that only speaks the true wod of god

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 template Next
                              Working...
                              X