Hello from Cornwall

[todge]

Good Morning to you.

I am writing from Cornwall which is located to the South West of England and campaigning for independence from those atheist/muslim/shirtlifting anglican and catholic whoremongers over the border.

We fortunately have a wide river between us and the English and a strong Baptist tradition to fall back on.

I look forward to joining in the pious debates on this site.

Todge

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself.

What kind of name is "todge?" How old are you? What church do you attend?

I'm sorry to hear about you being from England. God hates your country a lot, as I'm sure you know. We do have one or two Landover Baptist Missionaries still alive roaming the countryside, I think.

Come to think of it, we haven't heard from them in awhile...

[todge]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

We are not part of England, praise the Lord.

We have a strong non-conformist tradition with the likes of John Wesley regularly preaching here in the 18th century.

Out church is the Carharrack District Baptist Church which are a fine body of good God fearing people.

I am 40 and have four children to carry on Gods Work.


Keep up the good work.

Todge was my nickname at school as the government of England would persecute anyone posting on your site if they knew their true name.

It is the Cornish language word for devout.

Praise the Lord

Todge

[Larry Lee]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

hmmmm.... Cornish. I think if God liked Cornish He would have written the KJV1611 in it. Don't you agree?

[todge]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

We use Cornish to confuse the shirtlifting atheist government. I am sure God would approve of that purpose.

Our worship is from the good old Authorised version.

Praise the Lord

[Larry Lee]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

We use Cornish to confuse the shirtlifting atheist government. I am sure God would approve of that purpose.

Our worship is from the good old Authorised version.

Praise the Lord

Well this concerns me.

Here at Landover we're True Christians(tm) who love the Lord Jesus Christ with all of our heart -- And we follow Him faithfully using the King James 1611 Bible ONLY. Let me repeat ONLY. I'm sure you're prepared to fellowship with us by renouncing whatever Satanic-inspired testament the "Authorised version" might be.

[todge]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

I will forgive your ignorance as you are only an American.

The Authorised version was Authorised by our King James in 1611!!!!!!

Its the same holy book!!!

[Larry Lee]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

Links will help your cause

[todge]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

Fair comment brother

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_James_Bible

Praise the Lord

[Larry Lee]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

Fair comment brother

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_James_Bible

Praise the Lord

Very good. I'll have the Church Secretary send you the tithing forms in the mail this morning. Would you prefer the "Baby Christian 100% Plan" (where you joyfully direct-deposit your paychecks to Landover) or perhaps the "Pay-As-You-Go Feality Plan" (where we bill you after every service)?

[todge]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

I will consult my parishioners and fill in the form as requested.

Regards

Todge

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

Brother Todge, please tell us about the hens and pixies that are so famous from your pocket of the world.

[todge]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

Brother Ezekial

Pixies are agents of satan who lure unwary travellers into selling their eternal souls. They are the souls of unsaved pagans.
http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/e...-cornwall.html

Cornish Hens are good eating.

http://homecooking.about.com/od/foodhistory/a/cornhenhistory.htm

To recap, avoid the former and eat the latter.

Hope this helps brother.

Todge

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

From http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/e...-cornwall.html:

There are many legends attached to the origin of the piskies (and other fairies).

Please share with us the work that you and your parishioners do concerning your country's homosexual problem.

[Seawitch]

Re: Hello from Cornwall

We fortunately have a wide river between us and the English and a strong Baptist tradition to fall back on.

Hello Todge
Cornwall is great! I spent Samhain (Halloween) with my Coven near Boscastle where they have the worlds finest Witchcraft Museum!