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  • SpoonyNoob
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    • May 2009
    • 15

    #1

    Help!

    Hello I'm new to the forums.. Please read my entire post before doing anything. I want to become a cristian but I'm not sure if this is the best place to become one.. I'm not an "Atheist" im not a "Devil Worshiper" just because im not christian doesnt mean i worship the devil or implies that im a "fag" or "homo" the things on your website actually steer away undecideds like me. My mother is a christian but she doesnt condem someone to hell because of their race, ethnicity, or beleifs. Since I was born ive been going to church but I never truely belived in god. I was baptized and I was born again. I know about the bible and I own one. Ive read it i know the stories. In the bible it says that jesus healed the weak and converted many people INCLUDING jewish people INCLUDING gays.. I dont know I think that you would get alot more people to belive in god if you wernt so damning of people who are different of people and a tad more accepting.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Help!

    Exactly what "help" do you require? You've already greased the skids for your decent into hell.

    Why are you here?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • SpoonyNoob
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      • May 2009
      • 15

      #3
      Re: Help!

      greased my skids how do you mean? well i know what you mean but how did i do so?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Help!

        Originally posted by SpoonyNoob View Post
        greased my skids how do you mean? well i know what you mean but how did i do so?
        You reject God, you underwent a false Baptism, you support sodomites (and God knows what else), and your grammar, spelling and puncuation offend Jesus deeply.

        Unless you sincerely repent and get washed clean of sin in Christ's precious blood, you are hellbound.

        Now, do you want to answer my questions, or shall I just ban you now?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SpoonyNoob
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          • May 2009
          • 15

          #5
          Re: Help!

          Ok I am sorry and I will make mmy self more clear. I am here to learn about Christ. I require help in these matters. I do not support sodomey but I do not condem someone who practices it. I'm just trying to follow what god says Mark 12:31 And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these." and use common courtesy. I am here to learn about god and hopefully become a christian. do you have aim, windows live instant messenger of yahoo instant messenger?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Help!

            Originally posted by SpoonyNoob View Post
            Ok I am sorry and I will make mmy self more clear. I am here to learn about Christ. I require help in these matters. I do not support sodomey but I do not condem someone who practices it. I'm just trying to follow what god says Mark 12:31 And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these." and use common courtesy. I am here to learn about god and hopefully become a christian. do you have aim, windows live instant messenger of yahoo instant messenger?
            If you sincerely want to learn about God, then start off by reading THIS.

            FYI; According to the Holy Bible, homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

            As for God's commandment to love our neighbor, well, a sodomite is hardly likely to be my neighbor, now is it? We live in a gated Christian Community with very high standards. Nowhere in the Holy Bible are we commanded to be kind to queers, witches, or any other unsaved scum. That's not what Jesus meant by "neighbor."

            As for your final question, we do not use those secular "messaging devices" to "chat" with unsaved trash such as yourself. We can answer any of your questions right here, or you can read through this Godly forum to see if your question has already been answered.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • SpoonyNoob
              Unsaved trash
              • May 2009
              • 15

              #7
              Re: Help!

              I'm sorry unsaved trash? I'm trying to learn about god and become saved and your already rejecting me?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Help!

                Originally posted by SpoonyNoob View Post
                I'm sorry unsaved trash? I'm trying to learn about god and become saved and your already rejecting me?
                It isn't we who reject you, it's Jesus.

                Until you are Saved(c), True Christians(tm) are commanded by Him to avoid contact with you.

                "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • SpoonyNoob
                  Unsaved trash
                  • May 2009
                  • 15

                  #9
                  Re: Help!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  It isn't weUntil you are Saved©, True Christians™ are commanded by Him to avoid contact with you.
                  If you avoid contact with me then how am I to be saved?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Saved©, True Christians™
                  Just wondering why these are copywrited and trade marked?

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                  • Little Daniel
                    Unsaved trash
                    • May 2009
                    • 25

                    #10
                    Re: Help!

                    So when unsaved filth try to use the terms they can be sued for copyright infringement.
                    Leviticus 20:27
                    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • SpoonyNoob
                      Unsaved trash
                      • May 2009
                      • 15

                      #11
                      Re: Help!

                      wow sure glad I didn't use them. Since I am "unsaved filth". It really puzzles me that you guys being True Christians™ won't help me to become Saved©

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: Help!

                        Originally posted by SpoonyNoob View Post
                        wow sure glad I didn't use them. Since I am "unsaved filth". It really puzzles me that you guys being True Christians™ won't help me to become Saved©
                        Of course we will help you.
                        That's why Jesus guided you here in the first place.

                        Have you read a Bible lately?

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • SpoonyNoob
                          Unsaved trash
                          • May 2009
                          • 15

                          #13
                          Re: Help!

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          Of course we will help you.
                          That's why Jesus guided you here in the first place.

                          Have you read a Bible lately?
                          Oh my goodness I cant belive you didn't attack me for not being Saved© Thank you so much. I have a bible right here. Where should I start?

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: Help!

                            Originally posted by SpoonyNoob View Post
                            Oh my goodness I cant belive you didn't attack me for not being Saved© Thank you so much. I have a bible right here. Where should I start?
                            Genesis 1 is a good start.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • SpoonyNoob
                              Unsaved trash
                              • May 2009
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re: Help!

                              Just wondering why is Pastor Zeek condeming me rather than helping me like you?

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