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  • Pastor Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 43

    #16
    Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

    Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
    As you may not know, Druids do not write down their knowledge. It is memorized without change from generation to generation.
    What a sissy namby-pamby way to do religion. With an oral hiostory you can always change thingsto remove errors.

    Christianity has a well documented written record called the Holy Bible (KJV 1611). The Bible has stood the test of time and has never been contradicted throughout history, that is the courage of a loving God.

    You came here looking for answers, know that Jesus was the son of God and also God himself. You should get down on your knees and pray the sinners prayer right now then read God's Word and find truth!

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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729

      #17
      Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

      Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
      Good morning to those of you here that believe Jesus was a man.
      Well, none of us believe Jesus was a woman, in spite of His long hair!
      What I have to tell you all is a message of compassion. Jesus was an enlightened soul. By this, I mean that we druids knew of him, and he attended one of our colleges in his youth.
      Would that be the College of Sheep Entrail Divination, or the University of Big Rock Moving?
      After many lifetimes of learning, and returning to mortal form, a soul eventually comes to its last lifetime on earth. This soul has learned so much, that they know more of He who is unknowlable than almost any other mortal being. These souls usually make themselves known because of their knowledge of past lives, and do so at a very young age.

      Since Jesus was one of these children, he spread the word that we were all the children of He who is unknowable. It's really too bad that his disciples were the once-born. They couldn't comprehent that the earthly manifestations of gods were merely mans way of explaining the divine. They gave names to these gods, but they were unaware that they were only a tiny spark of that which lies beyond. What they did was turn the christ into another manifestation the dying god. They assigned his birth to the rebirth of the world, and his death was to ensure the people and the lands prospered. I doubt they even knew that they did this.
      They were born again in Jesus, as you can be, Druid!
      The period in your bible, that Jesus was abscent, was while he was attending one of our colleges. He was learning to access his past lives and all the knowledge they contained. There have been many such souls over the eons, but not so many these days. This is because a soul that believes it is once-born, doesn't come back in a human form. These once-born souls learn nothing in this life to move on to higher places. If only your religion could come to know what my people have known since the time of Cad Goddeu.
      And upon what do you base this? Your "oral tradition"? You have no evidence whatsoever that your grandmother didn't just make everything up! Is she a member of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood?
      We are all children of the one who is unknowable. Any earthly name is merely a name and set of emotions assigned to know that which is unknowable. Accept the higher messages of your great teacher, and perhaps you can ascend to a higher state, where you no longer come back to earth as a lower lifeform.
      Like a Druid?
      Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-08-2007, 05:47 PM.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #18
        Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

        Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
        Let's see whether you genuinely follow the old ways or whether you are yet another fluffy-bunny neopagan. Can you predict the future by the calls and flight patterns of birds? If so, what is your success rate? Do you sacrifice animals? For that matter, do you sacrifice people in peat bogs? If there are no peat bogs where you live, then where do you sacrifice people?
        As far as I am aware, he is a mick. That means there is nothing but peat bogs where he lives.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • BornAgain
          Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2007
          • 146

          #19
          Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

          This is just a bunch of new-ager nonsense.

          1 Timothy 4:1 - Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
          Matthew 24:11 - And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
          Matthew 24:24 - For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
          2 Corinthians 11:13 - For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
          2 Corinthians 11:14 - And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
          2 Peter 2:1 - But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.


          All you need to know is contained within those verses.
          Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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          • Fallen Angel
            Resident gothtard witch
            • Feb 2007
            • 197

            #20
            Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

            jesus was a good man who was smiled on by teh godess he loved every1 n its a shame he was killed but i dun think the jews did it it was julius cesar i think......if jesus was alive today hed probably be a wican n pray 2 the godess........coz he beleived in love......
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            • Wash O'Hanley
              Debate Moderator (and participant)
              Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
              Louder Than Reason
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2126

              #21
              Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

              Being a druid in this day and age generally requires waking up in your mom's basement at noon, watching porn and playing Warcraft until 2am and then going out to the forest with your equally overweight druidic friends where you read "spells" that you learned from Magic the Gathering trading card game, Harry Potter books and the "Blade" movies.

              BRAAAAAAAVO, I'm impressed.
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #22
                Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                jesus was a good man who was smiled on by teh godess he loved every1 n its a shame he was killed but i dun think the jews did it it was julius cesar i think......if jesus was alive today hed probably be a wican n pray 2 the godess........coz he beleived in love......
                I see you still haven't discovered punctuation yet.

                Jesus believed in love? Where did you get that idea? Here's what Jesus REALLY said.

                Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

                If you could read, I would suggest that you tackle the Holy Bible.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Arch Druid
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 45

                  #23
                  Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                  What Jesus actually believed isn't known, even by your people. All you have is heresay evidence by his apostles. Supposedly that's who started the later gospels. Look at Paul if you will. He was a murderer. Each church he started had different ideas. You know this because of his "letters" to the churches he founded.

                  I'll put this in easier language. Paul wanted to start a new mafioso. The Hebrew church had the best numbers racket in town. He wanted a peice, but they cast him out. So he went out and started his own "family".
                  Do what you will, harm none, but embrace each life as if it's your last.

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #24
                    Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                    Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                    What Jesus actually believed isn't known, even by your people. All you have is heresay evidence by his apostles. Supposedly that's who started the later gospels. Look at Paul if you will. He was a murderer. Each church he started had different ideas. You know this because of his "letters" to the churches he founded.

                    I'll put this in easier language. Paul wanted to start a new mafioso. The Hebrew church had the best numbers racket in town. He wanted a peice, but they cast him out. So he went out and started his own "family".
                    More "facts" from the Arch Druid, eh?

                    Where's the evidence you use to back this up? Or is this more of your random speculation presented as fact?

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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                      Scientific Advisor
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2373

                      #25
                      Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                      Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                      What Jesus actually believed isn't known, even by your people. All you have is heresay evidence by his apostles. Supposedly that's who started the later gospels. Look at Paul if you will. He was a murderer. Each church he started had different ideas. You know this because of his "letters" to the churches he founded.

                      I'll put this in easier language. Paul wanted to start a new mafioso. The Hebrew church had the best numbers racket in town. He wanted a peice, but they cast him out. So he went out and started his own "family".
                      Friends, this is why acid is bad -- you'll see crazy things and start saying nonsensical things such as this. I imagine that Arch Druid is sleeping it off in a pile of used condoms at the nearest brothel right now, but when he comes to......! Poor guy is so hopped up on goofballs that he can't see the forest for the trees!
                      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                      • Wash O'Hanley
                        Debate Moderator (and participant)
                        Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                        Louder Than Reason
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2126

                        #26
                        Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                        Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                        What Jesus actually believed isn't known, even by your people. All you have is heresay evidence by his apostles. Supposedly that's who started the later gospels. Look at Paul if you will. He was a murderer. Each church he started had different ideas. You know this because of his "letters" to the churches he founded.

                        I'll put this in easier language. Paul wanted to start a new mafioso. The Hebrew church had the best numbers racket in town. He wanted a peice, but they cast him out. So he went out and started his own "family".
                        It is obvious that the arch druid is some kind of magical information-giving man. To have your future read to you he will require 2 Big Macs and a nine piece chicken McNuggets. For that price you can't afford NOT to have your furtune told!
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