[Little Daniel]

Re: Greetings, salutations, hello

Then you are doing the good work, keep it up.

Beware of the hippies especially. The mere presence of a pot smoker is enough to lead one astray. I have heard some even like to roll their pot sticks with BIBLE paper . Jesus surely did not die for them!

[Nurse Clampett]

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"The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things just-so by speaking them aloud ("And God said 'Let there be Light!' and there was Light")."

So Magician is just another word for our good Lord Christ, whose way I seek to embody. I will attempt no Magick without the Lord's blessing, for fear of eternal hellfire.

And I've been in a church, sure.

It's probably not a good idea to make God synonymous with a tarot card. He has a really bad temper, you know.

[Little Daniel]

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It's probably not a good idea to make God synonymous with a tarot card. He has a really bad temper, you know.

I was asked why I chose the name Magician a week ago, and so I spoke the truth.

I have mercifully been given my current username, of a more holy nature. God has let me off easy, for now.

[Don the Baptist]

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It fills me with cosmic laughter.

Satan and his minions will fill you with something when you to get to hell son, but I doubt sincerely that it will much resemble cosmic laughter. My assumption is that it will be a raging firey headed penis.

[Little Daniel]

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Satan and his minions will fill you with something when you to get to hell son, but I doubt sincerely that it will much resemble cosmic laughter. My assumption is that it will be a raging firey headed penis.

So Satan's a homer?

Does God like Satan, for punishing the evildoers? Does he at least support Satan's work? Would that be God supporting a homer, in this case?

[Nurse Clampett]

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So Satan's a homer?

Does God like Satan, for punishing the evildoers? Does he at least support Satan's work? Would that be God supporting a homer, in this case?

No. God already tossed satan into hell for his transgressions. Since satan is cocky and rebellious, God is going to drop him in the Lake of Fire. It's in Revelation. Read it and stop mocking God.

[Little Daniel]

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I'm not trying to mock our Lord, I'm just a confused Little Daniel who's never read me a Bible .

And everyone keeps saying someone's gonna put a dick up me arse. Satan must be cocky indeed. Do you all watch South Park or something?

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

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I'm not trying to mock our Lord, I'm just a confused Little Daniel who's never read me a Bible .

Then go read it! Get a King James Verses and you will be all set to read the True word of the LORD!

And everyone keeps saying someone's gonna put a dick up me arse. Satan must be cocky indeed. Do you all watch South Park or something?

Wash that filty mouth!
And ofcourse, Satan is the super sodomite. What do you expect from him, a bunch of flowers? No little Daniel, it will be FIRE!!

Come to Jesus! Start reading the bible.

[CrazyforChrist]

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Does Satan have a bible to read? If not, can we arrange to get him one?

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Greetings, salutations, hello

So Satan's a homer?

Does God like Satan, for punishing the evildoers? Does he at least support Satan's work? Would that be God supporting a homer, in this case?

Verily, verily God works in mysterious ways son...

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Good evening brothers and sisters,

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For some background, I'm 19 years of age and live in a small, peaceful suburban town out on Eastern Long Island where I'm free to contemplate the Lord's word as much as I should please!

YIC,
Magician

Lawd hab mercy! Where you from? Miz Berfa lives out on da East Long Island, too Are you da new pool boy she got after da Mexican she had died of da hog sicknkess ? You better watch youself wif her cause she a Joo and will try and make you celebrate da Jooish Overpass wif her iffen you ain't careful!