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  • foolishboy
    Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
    • May 2009
    • 13

    #1

    New to the site

    Hello people, I am new here, i saw a person by the name cooldude, and I am much cooler. I'm seventeen and eger to learn as much history as possible. That's as much to me as possible
    Looking for trouble

    by changing my name to foolishboy you are calling me a fool, and therefore damning yourself to the lake of fire and brimstone. have a nice day
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: New to the site

    Originally posted by coolerdude View Post
    Hello people, I am new here, i saw a person by the name cooldude, and I am much cooler. I'm seventeen and eger to learn as much history as possible. That's as much to me as possible
    You know who's cooler than you? JESUS. What's your favourite Bible verse, friend?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • foolishboy
      Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
      • May 2009
      • 13

      #3
      Re: New to the site

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      You know who's cooler than you? JESUS. What's your favourite Bible verse, friend?
      Very true Brother!
      my favorite verse? Revelation Chapter 11 verse 17: We give thanks to you, Lord God Almighty, the One who is and who was, because you have taken your great power and have begun to reign.
      Looking for trouble

      by changing my name to foolishboy you are calling me a fool, and therefore damning yourself to the lake of fire and brimstone. have a nice day

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: New to the site

        Originally posted by coolerdude View Post
        Very true Brother!
        my favorite verse? Revelation Chapter 11 verse 17: We give thanks to you, Lord God Almighty, the One who is and who was, because you have taken your great power and have begun to reign.
        Praise Jesus! I'm normally deeply suspicious of anyone with wolf porn in their avatar, but you seem to have a good Christian attitude.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • foolishboy
          Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
          • May 2009
          • 13

          #5
          Re: New to the site

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Praise Jesus! I'm normally deeply suspicious of anyone with wolf porn in their avatar, but you seem to have a good Christian attitude.
          Suspicioun is understandable with a site as amazing as yours
          Looking for trouble

          by changing my name to foolishboy you are calling me a fool, and therefore damning yourself to the lake of fire and brimstone. have a nice day

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          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
            Forum Member
            • May 2009
            • 666

            #6
            Re: New to the site

            Originally posted by coolerdude View Post
            Hello people, I am new here, i saw a person by the name cooldude, and I am much cooler. I'm seventeen and eger to learn as much history as possible. That's as much to me as possible
            I'm not sure where the Muslim smilies come into context with your message, but you do realize if there's a "cooldude" and you are much cooler, hence "coolerdude", there's still a guy out there named COOLESTDUDE and he's the coolest dude of them all. So, don't be bragging that you're on the middle rung.
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            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

            Hosea 9:7
            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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            • foolishboy
              Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
              • May 2009
              • 13

              #7
              Re: New to the site

              Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post
              I'm not sure where the Muslim smilies come into context with your message, but you do realize if there's a "cooldude" and you are much cooler, hence "coolerdude", there's still a guy out there named COOLESTDUDE and he's the coolest dude of them all. So, don't be bragging that you're on the middle rung.
              sir the muslim was just something i had to make me laugh, and there is possibly a coolestdude out there, and as for the middle rung? i have no objection, i was the middle rung of my family and find it quite pleasent
              Looking for trouble

              by changing my name to foolishboy you are calling me a fool, and therefore damning yourself to the lake of fire and brimstone. have a nice day

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              • lamo
                Unsaved trash
                • May 2009
                • 4

                #8
                Re: New to the site

                its a wonder I can post here. I thought I was banned. I figured the Neanderthal Atheists Donothing Society......AKA.....NADS.
                would have restricted my account. Hey they are fags and we love Jesus.

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #9
                  Re: New to the site

                  Originally posted by coolerdude View Post
                  Very true Brother!
                  my favorite verse? Revelation Chapter 11 verse 17: We give thanks to you, Lord God Almighty, the One who is and who was, because you have taken your great power and have begun to reign.
                  You seem to be a nice young man. However, you are using a false Bible. Revelation 11:17 reads as follows in the One True Bible, the KJV 1611:

                  Saying, We give thee thanks, O LORD God Almighty, which art, and wast, and art to come; because thou hast taken to thee thy great power, and hast reigned.

                  You ought to think about picking a KJV 1611 up, you wouldn't want to end up in Hell just because you were using a False Bible!

                  Originally posted by aaron View Post
                  its a wonder I can post here. I thought I was banned. I figured the Neanderthal Atheists Donothing Society......AKA.....NADS.
                  would have restricted my account. Hey they are fags and we love Jesus.
                  It pains me greatly to know that I share a first name with one as obviously damned as this poor soul.

                  What is it that would make a young person turn so rotten so young?

                  We all know the answer don't we?

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                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • Don the Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 480

                    #10
                    Re: New to the site

                    Originally posted by coolerdude View Post
                    Hello people, I am new here, i saw a person by the name cooldude, and I am much cooler. I'm seventeen and eger eager to learn as much history as possible. That's as much to me as possible
                    Perhaps we should start with some basic spelling first??
                    Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                    • foolishboy
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                      • May 2009
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: New to the site

                      Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
                      Perhaps we should start with some basic spelling first??
                      Sir, I am sorry for my error, I have made top marks in all my English classes, and to make such a simple mistake shows me to be an idoit, I think you for pointing this out to me
                      Looking for trouble

                      by changing my name to foolishboy you are calling me a fool, and therefore damning yourself to the lake of fire and brimstone. have a nice day

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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #12
                        Re: New to the site

                        Originally posted by foolishboy View Post
                        Sir, I am sorry for my error, I have made top marks in all my English classes, and to make such a simple mistake shows me to be an idoit, I think you for pointing this out to me
                        The irony of misspelling the word 'idiot' is almost too perfect. But to follow it up with 'think' instead of 'thank' is even better.


                        Maybe you should think before you thank, you idiot.
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                        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                        • Joe Rolandowsky
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 106

                          #13
                          Re: New to the site

                          Originally posted by aaron View Post
                          Hey they are fags and we love Jesus.
                          God hates fags!

                          You are not to sleep with a man as with a woman; it is detestable. You are not to have sexual intercourse with any animal, defiling yourself with it; a woman is not to present herself to an animal to mate with it; it is a perversion. Leviticus 18:22-30
                          Last edited by Joe Rolandowsky; 06-07-2009, 04:26 AM. Reason: typo
                          I may look like a joo, but I'm not. (My papers are available on request)

                          Jeremiah 17:4
                          Jesus LOVES Sarah! My thoughts are pleasured daily, with the anticipation of her in high office.

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                          • Brother Jessup
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 137

                            #14
                            Re: New to the site

                            Hey foolishboy, here’s a real nice selection of verses that you might try reading to all your friends at school. I’m sure that you will really win some cool points with them, and you might also get them interested in reading the Bible too.

                            Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door, and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.

                            And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said unto them, Nay, my brethren, nay, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that this man is come into mine house, do not this folly.

                            Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.

                            But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.
                            (Judges 19:22-25)


                            See foolishboy? The Bible isn’t boring at all. It’s actually got all sorts of riveting stories and parables in it and the cool thing about it is that’s it’s all completely true.



                            The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken……..Amen!
                            The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!

                            And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)

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