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    • May 2009
    • 35
    #1

    Glad to be here

    Hello, my name is Dave and I'm happy to be here!

    My username comes from the color I add to my wife's skin when she gets out of line. I am an alpaca breeder and currently am looking for a place to remember the sabbath and keep it holy.

    I'm glad to be here and hope to learn a lot about our Lord during my visit.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Glad to be here

      Originally posted by Add Color View Post
      Hello, my name is Dave and I'm happy to be here!

      My username comes from the color I add to my wife's skin when she gets out of line. I am an alpaca breeder and currently am looking for a place to remember the sabbath and keep it holy.

      I'm glad to be here and hope to learn a lot about our Lord during my visit.
      Praise Jesus and welcome, sir. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? What's you wife's best pie?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Add Color
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          Forum Member
          • May 2009
          • 35
          #3
          Re: Glad to be here

          I am 23 years old, and am currently looking for a church to attend. There are many god hating pentecostal churches in my area and I will not lower myself to those standards.

          Although my wife makes many good pies, I do believe her best would be her delicious cherry pie.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Glad to be here

              Originally posted by Add Color View Post
              I am 23 years old, and am currently looking for a church to attend. There are many god hating pentecostal churches in my area and I will not lower myself to those standards.

              Although my wife makes many good pies, I do believe her best would be her delicious cherry pie.
              You are a wise young man to avoid the Pantycoastals. Those people are false Christians who kiss snakes and run around shouting gibberish like "HONDA LASHONDA!" all the time, pretending it means something.

              Our church doctrines can be seen HERE. Please have a look around. Ask any questions you might have.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Add Color
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                  • May 2009
                  • 35
                  #5
                  Re: Glad to be here

                  Although one can never learn enough about The Lord, I have no questions currently. If one arises I will let you know.

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