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  • #16
    Re: Really???

    I don't know why I didn't notice this earlier (possibly it was her butchy dykeness that kept me from noticing) but this "woman" is posting in a Men Only forum!

    Surely that warrants a few infractions at the very least! If I was a mod little Miss Dyke on a Bike, I'd ban your sappho backside post haste!
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    • #17
      Re: Really???

      LOL LOL LOL OK I said I wasn't gonna but I have to..... you are just noticing that now??? Wow and y'all are calling me a witless wonder sheesh....

      And ye have to catch my backside before you can ban it... but I'll leave that to my husband who is unequivocally NOT gay. LOLOL

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      • #18
        Re: Really???

        Originally posted by rnrider View Post
        LOL LOL LOL OK I said I wasn't gonna but I have to..... you are just noticing that now??? Wow and y'all are calling me a witless wonder sheesh....

        And ye have to catch my backside before you can ban it... but I'll leave that to my husband who is unequivocally NOT gay. LOLOL
        Me thinks the "lady" doth protest too much! You keep mentioning how straight you are and how not gay your husband is.

        This is a very common tactic among beard couples. A fag marries a lesbo, so both have a built in beard, or cover person, to hide their sick twisted REAL lifestyle.

        But really, a Harley-riding nurse thats straight? PUH-LEEEEZE!!!
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        • #19
          Re: Really???

          Originally posted by rnrider View Post
          I've made my point...
          You did? I didnt know you had a point.

          And you dont have to cover your husband, or judging by your posts he is actually a transsexual, with story's about the navy. I bet he isnt really in the navy, but a surfer hippie that smokes pot and didnt have a job for those 15 years you claim he has worked.

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          • #20
            Re: Really???

            Yep LOL y'all got me..... you're right.... game over LOL

            I'm a dude and my husband is a chick.... awww shucks you figured us out.

            My name is Steve and my wife is Carol. Shoot honey let's go they're onto us.

            LOL LOL thanks for the laughs y'all it was fun.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
              You did? I didnt know you had a point.

              And you dont have to cover your husband, or judging by your posts he is actually a transsexual, with story's about the navy. I bet he isnt really in the navy, but a surfer hippie that smokes pot and didnt have a job for those 15 years you claim he has worked.

              Silly Joe I said he's a police officer.... he's not in the Navy any more. No he had a career... do you know what that is???

              Bye y'all.

              But you know surfer guys are pretty cute too.... I would not mind that...


              sheesh you guys are just so entertaining... I really do have work to get done... I know you like me, but I do have to go.... patients are calling.
              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 05-27-2009, 11:32 PM. Reason: save mindless drivel

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              • #22
                Re: Really???

                Yes, I do know what a career is. Someday, I will make it to being a pastor in church!

                Now, here: have a candy. I bet you like skittles.
                Please do return to the playground now. I would advice to go to Church, but it's too late.

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                • #23
                  Re: Really???

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
                  1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                  Have you no washing or ironing to do? Please put your husband or father on the computer and let him explain to us what he is doing allowing this nagging.

                  Oh that is why it is written:

                  Ephesians 5:[25] Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
                  [26] That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
                  [27] That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
                  [28] So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
                  [29] For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
                  [30] For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.

                  Yes, the husband is the man of the house, but when ever a decision is to be made, the wife should always have her input also, so to say that women are useless is absurd! Yes, I am a man...

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                  • #24
                    Re: Really???

                    Originally posted by BiblesWord View Post
                    Oh that is why it is written:

                    Ephesians 5:[25] Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
                    [26] That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
                    [27] That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
                    [28] So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
                    [29] For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
                    [30] For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.

                    Yes, the husband is the man of the house, but when ever a decision is to be made, the wife should always have her input also, so to say that women are useless is absurd! Yes, I am a man...
                    Why did you choose to omit these verses from Ephesians 5?

                    Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                    Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
                    Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

                    It's clearly stated that wives are to be subservient.

                    Yours in Christ
                    Brother Lazarus
                    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Really???

                      Originally posted by rnrider View Post
                      Sorry "boys" I am neither a lesbian, nor a God mocker. I am a happily married to a fantastic police officer, who can put each and every one of you into the dirt with a flick of his wrist. LOL
                      A limp-wristed pansy, eh? I bet "put you into the dirt" is some sort of sodomite euphemism!
                      Originally posted by rnrider View Post
                      LOL and Eve was not witless.... God's creations are hardly witless... for shame on you... she just had a penchant for beautiful and tempting objects... ahhh every woman's downfall...
                      So you're saying that Eve was, in fact, smart enough to know the difference between good and evil before she ate from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, and she willingly chose evil?

                      Why exactly do you then think that women should be anything but slaves to the men they tempted into their world of horrors like war and disease and Britney Spears?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Really???

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                        So you're saying that Eve was, in fact, smart enough to know the difference between good and evil before she ate from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, and she willingly chose evil?
                        I would have to agree on that say YES, the Bible specifically states that both Adam and Eve were perfect...

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                        • #27
                          Re: Really???

                          Originally posted by rnrider View Post
                          Sorry "boys" I am neither a lesbian, nor a God mocker. I am a happily married to a fantastic police officer, who can put each and every one of you into the dirt with a flick of his wrist. LOL
                          Your threats have been passed along to the FBI.

                          Originally posted by rnrider View Post
                          I also happen to be very educated and very much a Christian, which is more than I can say for you foul mouthed boys in men's church dress-up clothes. I am also obviously much more educated than your "women", such as they are. You should all hope and pray you don't end up in my ER.
                          If you're a Christian then I'm an Olympic pole vaulter. As for your "education," why are you so idiotic as to miss the fact that you have been posting in the clearly marked MEN's ONLY section of the forum?

                          I have moved your whiney thread to the introductions section where it belongs. One more post in the MEN's ONLY section and out you go. We do not suffer fools gladly here.

                          If you'd like to know more about our church doctrine, please read THIS thread. If you are here to mock God and espouse feminazi ideals, then take it elsewhere.


                          Don't you have bed pans to scrub?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #28
                            Re: Feminazi Trash Spouts Off

                            Originally posted by BiblesWord View Post
                            I would have to agree on that say YES, the Bible specifically states that both Adam and Eve were perfect...
                            Where does the Bible say they were perfect? Chapter and verse, please.

                            The Bible specifically states that after they ate from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, their "eyes were opened" and they first realized they were naked (which is evil).

                            So are you now saying that Eve understood only SOME kinds of evil (like spitting in God's face by disobeying Him) and not other kinds of evil (like being naked) and willingly chose to attack God through her actions?

                            It sounds like you're suggesting that God created an evil woman for Adam. How then could she be perfect, if she was wilfully evil?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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