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  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #1

    Hello!

    My name is Dr. Steven Bessemer. I've recently arrived here in Freehold and it is such a wonderful place. I'm a visiting lecturer at Landover University, and currently hold the Rutherford G. Bennett Chair in Scientheism there as well.

    Pastor Ezekiel mentioned you had a forum where like minded Christians could exchange thoughts and ideas. I haven't had a chance to read any of the posts yet, but I certainly look forward to doing so.

    For those of you who live here in Freehold, I hope to meet you at church this Sunday. Also, this coming Saturday I will be giving a lecture titled "Young Earth Science for Beginners" in Moses Hall on the Landover University campus. I urge you all to attend. Admission is only $28.00 for church members. That's a 45% discount on the non-saved price!

    I hope to see you there.
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Welcome good sir! We've all been looking forward to hearing your lecture series. I assure you that you are in excellent hands with Dr. E. Ville.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Professor Bessemer
      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 2952

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Thank you Pastor. And bless you for suggesting I register for this forum. There is so much to read. I hope it won't interfere with my research!

      You do seem to get a lot of postings from non-believers I noticed. Do you ever manage to convince them of the errors of their ways? Hopefully I can be of assistance in that regard.

      But I did notice that very few of them were swayed by Biblical reasoning. Well, I'll certainly do my best. It is the work of God that we all are doing, correct?
      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
        I did notice that very few of them were swayed by Biblical reasoning. Well, I'll certainly do my best. It is the work of God that we all are doing, correct?
        But of course, Professor!

        Many of them are not swayed by Biblical reasoning because they demand that we explain Biblical truths about God without using the Bible.

        They're atheists . . . not too bright.
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        • Professor Bessemer
          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 2952

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Pleased to make your "cyber" acquaintance Miss Jenny.

          The more I read here, the more I wonder how so many can be so misguided and angry. There is so much anger directed at the Christians who post here.

          It's funny isn't it? That God gives us the power to create this wonderful tool that is the internet and who uses it? Perverts, pedophiles, Muslims, and atheists mostly.

          And when a real Christian church tries to spread the word of the Lord, what do they get? Abuse from the very lost souls they are trying to save. So very sad.

          For them, I mean. It's not sad for us, for we are saved. God is truly on our side here, I can feel it.

          Well, I've got to turn in. This has been an interesting "introduction" into the world of the unsaved on the internet. I'll be seeing you all later in "cyberspace", and I'm sure I'll see some of your this weekend in the flesh.
          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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          Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

          Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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