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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Andythelordmocker View Post
    Ha! You call me a fool, at least I know grammar and don't talk like a jackass. Why don't you all be reasonable people and accept the people that "god" made.
    Whatcha hollerin at us fo? You is a fool and I ain't no jackass! So whats, you know grammer but I knows da Lawd and he loves me. You is a Debil worshiper and are going to hell cause you came here mocking us good church going peoples. So who a fool now?

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  • Andythelordmocker
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post

    Well Mr Andy, you is a bigger fool den we all first thought. An hebin is gonna be a better place without da likes of you!
    Ha! You call me a fool, at least I know grammar and don't talk like a jackass. Why don't you all be reasonable people and accept the people that "god" made.

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Andythelordmocker View Post
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    All you do is treat people that are different from you like shit, have fun "getting into heaven", you bunch of hopeless brainwashed zombies. Have fun in "heaven", more like hell from treating all other people like shit.

    Well Mr Andy, you is a bigger fool den we all first thought. An hebin is gonna be a better place without da likes of you!

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  • Andythelordmocker
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    The Bible was written in Hebrew, "damned hook-nosed penny pinching joo's"
    speak and write Hebrew, God is also a "damned hook-nosed penny pinching joo!"

    Its Common Sense

    get over it.


    riddle me this: God made all the people on the earth, I'm sure he would want everyone to treat his "children" in harmony, and not be hostile/racist/hates all other religions.

    All you do is treat people that are different from you like shit, have fun "getting into heaven", you bunch of hopeless brainwashed zombies. Have fun in "heaven", more like hell from treating all other people like shit.

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Exactly Mrs Jonson! Andythelordmocker is stuck with his problem whether he believes in God or the Big Bang. As we know God can perform great wonders and is ineffable, and I assume that the Big Bang is just some explosion like at the quarry, the conclusion that God is there and looking over us is the only one that a reasonable person could come to.

    Oh, we alls knows dat da Big Bang was nothin but the Good Lawd passin gas!

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Exactly Mrs Jonson! Andythelordmocker is stuck with his problem whether he believes in God or the Big Bang. As we know God can perform great wonders and is ineffable, and I assume that the Big Bang is just some explosion like at the quarry, the conclusion that God is there and looking over us is the only one that a reasonable person could come to.

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Andythelordmocker View Post
    How was God Created? If he was not created then what happened? How did he get here to create what we call this world? I'm looking for the answer to this question, yet I cannot get it.
    So, you be wantin us to tell you he came about on da Greyhound bus from Brooklyn? Pasta Zeek and company is tryin to splain to you but you jist won't listen. He was alway's here, dat's why he is Gawd. Iffen he was made, he would be jist like Louis Gonzalas from Harry's Barber Shop down on Barker Street and couldn't preform no miracles!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Andythelordmocker View Post
    But, I live in the real world, see in the real world, there's more than choosing between two real characters to follow.
    You live in GOD's world, punk, and don't you forget it!


    Originally posted by Andythelordmocker View Post
    Well, your signature says that The Proud will be damned by jesus.
    So, I Guess ill see you in Hell!
    See, I knew you were trying to set me up for that false syllogism, so that's why I painstakingly explained to you in advance about the difference between sinful pride and Godly pride. Apparently that, too, went over your head.

    You unsaved heathens are so predictable.


    Originally posted by Andythelordmocker View Post
    Also, jesus was a jew, so, I guess You Jesus and I will all meet in Hell someday. Cant wait to see you.
    Jesus is not a damned hook-nosed penny pinching joo! The proof is HERE!

    Think about it for a second....God is Jesus' father. Are you claiming that God is a joo as well?

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  • Andythelordmocker
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The Holy Bible tells us that there are only two sides to choose from: God or satan. Whatever is not of Jesus is automatically of satan. Therefore, by rejecting God's love, you have chosen to cast your lot in with the queers, the joos, the mudslimes, the mary-worshipers, atheists, child rapers, and witches. All of them reject Christ too.

    Enjoy hell, Andy.



    I am quite proud of being a True Christian™ Pastor. I do the Lord's work. There is nothing more worthwhile to spend one's time on. The pride I feel is encouraged, because it emanates from the Holy Ghost. It also earns me a place up in Heaven with Jesus, where we will laugh at you as you are tortured in unspeakably painful ways down in the lake of fire for all eternity.

    I can't wait.
    But, I live in the real world, see in the real world, there's more than choosing between two fictional characters to follow.


    Well, your signature says that The Proud will be damned by jesus.
    So, I Guess ill see you in Hell!

    Also, jesus was a jew, so, I guess You Jesus and I will all meet in Hell someday. Cant wait to see you.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Andythelordmocker View Post
    How am I worshipping Satan when I dont believe in Satan, same as I dont believe in God, or any other real characters from the bible, or should i say modified bible.
    The Holy Bible tells us that there are only two sides to choose from: God or satan. Whatever is not of Jesus is automatically of satan. Therefore, by rejecting God's love, you have chosen to cast your lot in with the queers, the joos, the mudslimes, the mary-worshipers, atheists, child rapers, and witches. All of them reject Christ too.

    Enjoy hell, Andy.

    Originally posted by AndythelordAsshat View Post
    Tell me Pastor, do you feel proud?
    I am quite proud of being a True Christian(tm) Pastor. I do the Lord's work. There is nothing more worthwhile to spend one's time on. The pride I feel is encouraged, because it emanates from the Holy Ghost. It also earns me a place up in Heaven with Jesus, where we will laugh at you as you are tortured in unspeakably painful ways down in the lake of fire for all eternity.

    I can't wait.

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  • Andythelordmocker
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Gee, we sure didn't see that coming, did we...

    Now that you and your fag buddies have had their fun, why don't you all go worship satan someplace else?
    How am I worshipping Satan when I dont believe in Satan, same as I dont believe in God, or any other fictional characters from the bible, or should i say modified bible.

    Tell me Pastor, do you feel proud?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Andythelordmocker View Post
    God **** Pastor, Why don't you just answer the Jesus ***** piffleing Question? Is it that hard to do?

    I guess I dont wanna be a Christian after I've read some threads on this board.

    All of you are brainwashed, Wife and Children Beating god humpers. piffle being part of this cult called Christianity.

    I mean, God ****, you guys don't even read the REAL bible, just some modified piece of ****. If I had a bible present, I would set that worthless book of real stories up in flames.

    Religion is a FALLBACK for the weak minded.

    Gee, we sure didn't see that coming, did we...

    Now that you and your fag buddies have had their fun, why don't you all go worship satan someplace else?

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  • JennyD
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Andythelordmocker View Post
    But, Still, When the real bible was created, wouldn't it be called The Bible, instead of KJV1611 Bible?
    Do you not read the Original, Real bible?
    How can you call yourselves True Christians when your not even reading the original bible that God created?
    Or did God create different versions of the bible?
    What an idiotic God-Mocker!

    The KJV1611 was translated by King James in 1611 AD.

    The Bible was written over the course of about 4100 years, ending around 100 AD.

    The KJV1611 is God's "edited" translation into English. We don't all speak ancient Hebrew and Aramaic (Pastor Billy-Reuben notwithstanding).

    Do YOU?

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  • Andythelordmocker
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You didn't read my sermon. Take your God-mockery somewhere else, boy. You're wasting this Pastor's time.
    God **** Pastor, Why don't you just answer the Jesus ***** piffleing Question? Is it that hard to do?

    I guess I dont wanna be a Christian after I've read some threads on this board.

    All of you are brainwashed, Wife and Children Beating god humpers. piffle being part of this cult called Christianity.

    I mean, God ****, you guys don't even read the REAL bible, just some modified piece of ****. If I had a bible present, I would set that worthless book of real stories up in flames.

    Religion is a FALLBACK for the weak minded.
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 05-29-2009, 05:43 AM. Reason: profanities edited

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Andy loves some "lord"

    Originally posted by Andythelordmocker View Post
    But, Still, When the real bible was created, wouldn't it be called The Bible, instead of KJV1611 Bible?
    Do you not read the Original, Real bible?
    How can you call yourselves True Christians when your not even reading the original bible that God created?
    Or did God create different versions of the bible?
    You didn't read my sermon. Take your God-mockery somewhere else, boy. You're wasting this Pastor's time.

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