[Andythelordmocker]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

HERE is the answer to that question. Use the "search" function before posting questions, boy. We aren't here to spoonfeed you.

But, Still, When the real bible was created, wouldn't it be called The Bible, instead of KJV1611 Bible?
Do you not read the Original, Real bible?
How can you call yourselves True Christians when your not even reading the original bible that God created?
Or did God create different versions of the bible?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

I am here so I can ask questions and get answers.
I cannot talk to a book can I?
A KJV1611 authorized version Bible? Are there other versions of the Bible? How can any regular person know which Bible is the Bible to follow? I'm sure that the original Bible was not called the KJV1611 Bible, does this mean its modified from the original Bible?

HERE is the answer to that question. Use the "search" function before posting questions, boy. We aren't here to spoonfeed you.

[Andythelordmocker]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

I have answered your question twice now. The fact that you are still talking back and being disrespectful demonstrates that you are at best insincere. Do you imagine that you are the first troll to stumble into this Godly forum? We've seen it before, son.

If you want to understand Christianity, you can start off by reading THIS summary of our church doctrines. In addition, there are several sermons worth reading HERE that offer specific lessons on specific Bible issues. Lastly, The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

Now then, if you're serious about learning about Christianity, I have given you all the tools you need to get started. That should keep you busy for a month of Sundays, boy. Get on the stick.

I am here so I can ask questions and get answers.
I cannot talk to a book can I?
A KJV1611 authorized version Bible? Are there other versions of the Bible? How can any regular person know which Bible is the Bible to follow? I'm sure that the original Bible was not called the KJV1611 Bible, does this mean its modified from the original Bible?

[Andythelordmocker]

Re: A Few Questions For The Fundamental Christian Community

You are being rude, boy, and you know it. How often does your father beat you? With a mouth like that I'd hope it was daily.

Have you ever heard of cause and effect? You, initially, were being rude to me, so I felt inclined to be rude to you.






When did I say any of that? Don't put words in my mouth, punk.

The answer to your question can be found in the Holy Bible.



Quite simply, God has no beginning and no end. So, where did God come from? He didn't. He always was.

If you consider that "dancing," then you are obviously incapable of comprehending God's Holy Word. Which is another sign that you are an unbeliever.

Have you ever heard of cause and effect? You, initially, were being rude to me, so I felt inclined to be rude to you.
Wouldn't beating a child, though I am not a child, be a sin?
I would think a good hearted Christian would love their family, not beat them. This makes no sense.


Did I say you said anything? I do not see anywhere in my posts that say "Pastor, you said........" Please read my posts before replying to me.


God always was what?

I said that you were dancing around the answer to my question, I never did say that God was dancing. Once again, please read my posts before replying to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

Pastor, your showing a great deal of hostility towards me, hence why I am being "smartalecky" towards you. I want to consider myself as a Christian, once again, thats why I am here.
I feel like I need to learn more about Christianity if I want to personally consider myself a Christian.
The reason I am here is because I want to be taught, I have many questions about Christianity and thats why I'm asking them here, yet all I get is hostility from someone who appears to be a/the moderator of the forum.

I have answered your question twice now. The fact that you are still talking back and being disrespectful demonstrates that you are at best insincere. Do you imagine that you are the first troll to stumble into this Godly forum? We've seen it before, son.

If you want to understand Christianity, you can start off by reading THIS summary of our church doctrines. In addition, there are several sermons worth reading HERE that offer specific lessons on specific Bible issues. Lastly, The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

Now then, if you're serious about learning about Christianity, I have given you all the tools you need to get started. That should keep you busy for a month of Sundays, boy. Get on the stick.

[Andythelordmocker]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

He wasn't created. He has always existed. HE DOES NOT MOVE IN TIME!
Stop yanking our chains.

There has to have been nothing before there was something. Something in this case being God.
If god always existed does this mean he was in another dimension?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

How was God Created? If he was not created then what happened? How did he get here to create what we call this world? I'm looking for the answer to this question, yet I cannot get it.

He wasn't created. He has always existed. HE DOES NOT MOVE IN TIME!
Stop yanking our chains.

[Andythelordmocker]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

A building does not create it's self. It needs an architect to design it. God is the Architect who was, who is and who will forever be. We mortals know time. God does not exist in time. He created it.

How was God Created? If he was not created then what happened? How did he get here to create what we call this world? I'm looking for the answer to this question, yet I cannot get it.

[Andythelordmocker]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

Your smartalecky attitude shows me that you aren't a Christian, and that you're probably a zit-faced teen God mocker as well.

But okay, I'll bite. What is "your religion?"

Pastor, your showing a great deal of hostility towards me, hence why I am being "smartalecky" towards you. I want to consider myself as a Christian, once again, thats why I am here.
I feel like I need to learn more about Christianity if I want to personally consider myself a Christian.
The reason I am here is because I want to be taught, I have many questions about Christianity and thats why I'm asking them here, yet all I get is hostility from someone who appears to be a/the moderator of the forum.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Few Questions For The Fundamental Christian Community

I don't want to sound rude Pastor, but you didn't answer my question. You just danced around it then told me to go to another section of the forum.

You are being rude, boy, and you know it. How often does your father beat you? With a mouth like that I'd hope it was daily.

If you say that the world had to be created to get "here" than how did god get "here" to create the world? Are you saying he just appeared here and then created the world? How does that make the creationism theory any better than the evolution theory? Either way things just started appearing here, be it God or the world

When did I say any of that? Don't put words in my mouth, punk.

The answer to your question can be found in the Holy Bible.

Psalms 90:2 Before the mountains were brought forth, or ever thou hadst formed the earth and the world, even from everlasting to everlasting, thou art God.

Quite simply, God has no beginning and no end. So, where did God come from? He didn't. He always was.

If you consider that "dancing," then you are obviously incapable of comprehending God's Holy Word. Which is another sign that you are an unbeliever.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

Ok, I will talk a little bit about myself, because your being so persistent about it.
I'm a married man, no children. I feel the need to get more in touch with my religion, hence why I am here.

Happy now?

Your smartalecky attitude shows me that you aren't a Christian, and that you're probably a zit-faced teen God mocker as well.

But okay, I'll bite. What is "your religion?"

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

A building does not create it's self. It needs an architect to design it. God is the Architect who was, who is and who will forever be. We mortals know time. God does not exist in time. He created it.

[Andythelordmocker]

Re: Andy loves some "lord"

Ok, I will talk a little bit about myself, because your being so persistent about it.
I'm a married man, no children. I feel the need to get more in touch with my religion, hence why I am here.

Happy now?

[Andythelordmocker]

Re: A Few Questions For The Fundamental Christian Community

God didn't have to "get here." God is, was, and always shall be forever and ever amen.

If you doubt God's exitance, why are you here? Who is the "lord" that you "love" in your screen name? Have you read through our Church doctrines?

I'm going to move this thread into the "introduction" section where it belongs. Please tell us about yourself, Andy.

I don't want to sound rude Pastor, but you didn't answer my question. You just danced around it then told me to go to another section of the forum.

Did I say I doubted God's existence because I don't.

If you say that the world had to be created to get "here" than how did god get "here" to create the world? Are you saying he just appeared here and then created the world? How does that make the creationism theory any better than the evolution theory? Either way things just started appearing here, be it God or the world

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Few Questions For The Fundamental Christian Community

Please, Explain to me, how did God get here so he could create everything?

God didn't have to "get here." God is, was, and always shall be forever and ever amen.

If you doubt God's exitance, why are you here? Who is the "lord" that you "love" in your screen name? Have you read through our Church doctrines?

I'm going to move this thread into the "introduction" section where it belongs. Please tell us about yourself, Andy.