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  • AintNoMonkey
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    • May 2009
    • 1
    #1

    New Here

    Hi everybody. I am a former sinner who was saved on December 31 of last year. I spent the majority of my life doing things I wish I hadn't. But now I follow the lord til I die. I stumbled across this forum and I was struck by how much we agree on things. I just wanted to introduce myself and meet the fine folks here.
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    • Brother Lazarus
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      Forum Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 1062
      #2
      Re: New Here

      Originally posted by AintNoMonkey View Post
      Hi everybody. I am a former sinner who was saved on December 31 of last year. I spent the majority of my life doing things I wish I hadn't. But now I follow the lord til I die. I stumbled across this forum and I was struck by how much we agree on things. I just wanted to introduce myself and meet the fine folks here.
      Welcome to God's favorite forum! What Church do you attend? Are you a male of female non-monkey? What were the circumstances of your salvation?

      Tell us more about yourself!

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazrus
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
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          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567
          #3
          Re: New Here

          Originally posted by AintNoMonkey View Post
          Hi everybody. I am a former sinner who was saved on December 31 of last year. I spent the majority of my life doing things I wish I hadn't. But now I follow the lord til I die. I stumbled across this forum and I was struck by how much we agree on things. I just wanted to introduce myself and meet the fine folks here.
          Interesting, you freely capitalize "I", showing us how much you respect yourself. Clearly, your SHIFT key works.

          But "Lord"? You don't capitalize a reference to your Creator. What does that tell us about whom you really worship, Aunt Monkey?
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            • Hymie Goldberg
              WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
              • May 2008
              • 161
              #4
              Re: New Here

              Shalom!

              Originally posted by AintNoMonkey View Post
              Hi everybody. I am a former sinner who was saved on December 31 of last year.
              And why not? Perhaps you're some sort of Adventist, what with the fixed date and all.

              I spent the majority of my life doing things I wish I hadn't.
              What sort of things? Enquiring minds need to know they do.

              But now I follow the lord til I die. I stumbled across this forum and I was struck by how much we agree on things. I just wanted to introduce myself and meet the fine folks here.
              Stumbled? Perhaps you'll be more sure-footed if you lay off the booze, you will.

              Hymie
              1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
              2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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