[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

Oh...kay. I was just kind of looking for some discussion with my brotherin, but got scolded and harassed at for being a foreigner. It's disappointing... would Jesus turn away one of his followers? How you could goes over my head.

And if you searched Google, than of course my name won't come up. I can be found in the Massachusetts State Birth Records.

Here's an idea! Why don't you ask one of the kind and gentle Pastors to change your name to something that's not an anagram of both Santa and Staan (which sounds mighty Dutch to me . . . ).

[Natashia]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

Here's an idea! Why don't you ask one of the kind and gentle Pastors to change your name to something that's not an anagram of both Santa and Staan (which sounds mighty Dutch to me . . . ).

I have respect for my parents. They, while very unreligious in every way, took me when I was very young, and very sick, and very ugly... they died almost 7 years ago now. I will not disrespect my parents.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

I have respect for my parents. They, while very unreligious in every way, took me when I was very young, and very sick, and very ugly... they died almost 7 years ago now. I will not disrespect my parents.

You'd rather disrespect God. I see.

Well, Nasty, enjoy your brief stay.

[Miss April]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

How Are you Doing Hun?

[Natashia]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

You'd rather disrespect God. I see.

Well, Nasty, enjoy your brief stay.

My parents were my guiding force. My parents cared for me, my parents fed me. God acted through my parents, and saved my life. My parents gave me the opportunity to find salvation. My parents were the kindest people I will ever know. They deserve my full respect.

[Natashia]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

How Are you Doing Hun?

I am doing well, friend. How are you today?

[Miss April]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

I am doing well, friend. How are you today?

That's Wonderful I'm glad I'm doing pretty Well Two thanks for asking Hun how old are u?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

Oh...kay. I was just kind of looking for some discussion with my brotherin, but got scolded and harassed at for being a foreigner. It's disappointing... would Jesus turn away one of his followers? How you could goes over my head.

And if you searched Google, than of course my name won't come up. I can be found in the Massachusetts State Birth Records.

There is hole in your story that Rosie O'Donnel could fit through sideways. You say your ADOPTIVE parents gave you your unholy name, and then you tell us to check the Massachusetts BIRTH records!

Hello! How would your ADOPTIVE parents give you a name that would appear on your BIRTH records?!? Look, you seem like a somewhat nice young man. Why don't you drop the charade, ask a Pastor to change your blasphemous User Name and we can start over as friends. What do you say to that, hmmm?

[Natashia]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

There is hole in your story that Rosie O'Donnel could fit through sideways. You say your ADOPTIVE parents gave you your unholy name, and then you tell us to check the Massachusetts BIRTH records!

Hello! How would your ADOPTIVE parents give you a name that would appear on your BIRTH records?!? Look, you seem like a somewhat nice young man. Why don't you drop the charade, ask a Pastor to change your blasphemous User Name and we can start over as friends. What do you say to that, hmmm?

I thought to have posted my correction - I did not mean to say birth records, I meant to say citizenship records. I apologize and ask you to forgive me for committing an honest mistake.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

My parents were my guiding force. My parents cared for me, my parents fed me. God acted through my parents, and saved my life. My parents gave me the opportunity to find salvation. My parents were the kindest people I will ever know. They deserve my full respect.

It is very nice to here that you respected your late parents. My heart goes out to you that you lost both of them so young. If it's not too painful, would you tell us what caused the untimely passing of both of your parents seven years ago?

Son, we are here for you and Jesus brought you to us for a reason. But trust me, the Lord has no time for shenanigans here in such a holy forum.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

I thought to have posted my correction - I did not mean to say birth records, I meant to say citizenship records. I apologize and ask you to forgive me for committing an honest mistake.

I'm glad to see you privately asked a Pastor to correct your name, Miss.

But did you mean "Natasha", or was "Natashia" intentional?

Are you a Russian Muslim (combining "Natasha" and "Shia")?

You're an Islamic terrorist trying to drive us from Jesus, aren't you?

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

I do not understand what the fuss is about. Natas is my legal name given to me by my parent. Just as your name might be "Joe", my name is "Natas".

Also, I am a German immigrant living in Massachusetts, "heil" roughly means "love", or "appreciate". I assure you, I was not relating Jesus to Hitler, anything but!

You is a hater of Gawds chosen peoples, the Joos. We all knows what "Heil" means. Are you goosestepping you way to church dis morning wif yo nazi grandpappy? We had to deal wif da likes of you people last week . Now before you git runned off, me and Miz Nurse wants your recipe for sauerkraut an schnitzel for our Sunday lunch.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

I thought to have posted my correction - I did not mean to say birth records, I meant to say citizenship records. I apologize and ask you to forgive me for committing an honest mistake.

Sorry bout da double post but I thinks maybe somebody needs to call da proper authorities on dis here illegal alien before somthin terrible happens to da good people of America!

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

You is a hater of Gawds chosen peoples, the Joos. We all knows what "Heil" means. Are you goosestepping you way to church dis morning wif yo nazi grandpappy? We had to deal wif da likes of you people last week . Now before you git runned off, me and Miz Nurse wants your recipe for sauerkraut an schnitzel for our Sunday lunch.

Thank you for remembering, Miss Valvoline!
She better get here and fast. I'm rather hungry.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: Behold, for here is up, and the Natas is here!

You is a hater of Gawds chosen peoples, the Joos. We all knows what "Heil" means. Are you goosestepping you way to church dis morning wif yo nazi grandpappy? We had to deal wif da likes of you people last week . Now before you git runned off, me and Miz Nurse wants your recipe for sauerkraut an schnitzel for our Sunday lunch.

Miz Vav- you are a wise woman and I am flad to have you as a friend and member of our church! Thank you for telling people that we Jews (well I married one) ARE chosen!!