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  • Joie the Tool
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2009
    • 23

    #1

    Hello. :D

    Hey everyone. As of now, I have no religion or belong to one, but I do believe in God.

    Cheers.
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by xXPhylosophyXx View Post
    Hey everyone. As of now, I have no religion or belong to one, but I do believe in God.

    Cheers.
    One time, when I was out hiking, I ate an apple. It was not the best apple I ever had.


    Your post and my response have one thing in common. The average person would react to both with the following:

    "So what."

    This is the Introduction Forum. Introduce yourself. Don't make the members here do all the heavy lifting.
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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by xXPhylosophyXx View Post
      Hey everyone. As of now, I have no religion or belong to one, but I do believe in God.

      Cheers.

      Praise the Holy Spirit for sending you here, xXPhylosophyXx. If you've come looking for a church, Landover Baptist is God's one stop shopping for Salvation. Look no further as we take in all of the Holy Testament – the King James Bible (1611) in all it's Glory.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Joie the Tool
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2009
        • 23

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        Praise the Holy Spirit for sending you here, xXPhylosophyXx. If you've come looking for a church, Landover Baptist is God's one stop shopping for Salvation. Look no further as we take in all of the Holy Testament – the King James Bible (1611) in all it's Glory.
        I am not looking for a church but thanks anyways. I just believe in God and try to be as good as I can. :p

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by xXPhylosophyXx View Post
          I am not looking for a church but thanks anyways. I just believe in God and try to be as good as I can. :p
          How old are you boy?

          If you don't attend church, then how do you know about God? Are you one of these "gangbanger" thugs who claim to be Christian, but the run around wallowing in sin and debauchery?

          Tell the truth boy.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Joie the Tool
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2009
            • 23

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            How old are you boy?

            If you don't attend church, then how do you know about God? Are you one of these "gangbanger" thugs who claim to be Christian, but the run around wallowing in sin and debauchery?

            Tell the truth boy.
            I am 22 sir.

            I don't attend church at all, and don't need too. I am far from being that scum.

            The truth is, I believe in God.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by xXPhylosophyXx View Post
              I am 22 sir.

              I don't attend church at all, and don't need too. I am far from being that scum.

              The truth is, I believe in God.
              So does Satan. So what?

              So does Antichrist Obama. So what?

              Believing in Him isn't the same as worshipping Him and serving Him, which is what He demands.
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              • Joie the Tool
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2009
                • 23

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                So does Satan. So what?

                So does Antichrist Obama. So what?

                Believing in Him isn't the same as worshipping Him and serving Him, which is what He demands.

                Huh?

                What?

                I never said I didn't. I do.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by Joie the Tool View Post
                  I am 22 sir.

                  I don't attend church at all, and don't need too. I am far from being that scum.

                  The truth is, I believe in God.
                  And you think that's enough to get a gangbanger into Heaven? You've got to be kidding, right?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Hymie Goldberg
                    WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
                    • May 2008
                    • 161

                    #10
                    Re: Hello.

                    Originally posted by Joie the Tool View Post
                    I am 22 sir.
                    Of military age, eh? If this was Israel you'd be on point duty in Ramallah, you would!

                    I don't attend church at all, and don't need too. I am far from being that scum.
                    This is good I say! Finally a young person who knows everything! We've been waiting for you we have!

                    The truth is, I believe in God.
                    The truth is, you better hope He believes in you.

                    Shalom!

                    Hymie
                    1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
                    2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                    • Joie the Tool
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • May 2009
                      • 23

                      #11
                      Re: Hello.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      And you think that's enough to get a gangbanger into Heaven? You've got to be kidding, right?
                      Gangbanger? Your replys to me get more dissapointing.

                      Btw, thanks for the name change. That was really nice of you.

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