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  • Kick Me
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2007
    • 31

    #31
    Re: My (sinful) Introduction

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    Clearly.

    I was describing a hypothetical situation, which apparently you failed to grasp.

    Since God hates retards, you get two days on Moderation for being an admitted retard.
    If god hates retards why are you still alive you retarded monkey boy.

    this is you

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    • Star Finder
      Rock Worshipper
      • Sep 2006
      • 1092

      #32
      Re: My (sinful) Introduction

      Now Now don't be mean and nasty. The pastors are only trying to help.

      You can be a sinner and unsaved but be allowed to post here if you are polite. and not make monkey faces.

      also, try hitting the paypal button and they won't ban you as quickly as usual.

      .
      I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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      • BornAgain
        Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 146

        #33
        Re: My (sinful) Introduction

        Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
        Now Now don't be mean and nasty. The pastors are only trying to help.

        You can be a sinner and unsaved but be allowed to post here if you are polite. and not make monkey faces.

        also, try hitting the paypal button and they won't ban you as quickly as usual.

        .
        Perhaps you're finally starting to see the Light™?

        Now just stop worshipping rocks and Charles Darwin (who is in hell being sodomized by 12-foot demons) and turn to the One True Faith™, you still have time before Jesus has a violent outburst and decides to kill you!
        Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729

          #34
          Re: My (sinful) Introduction

          Originally posted by BornAgain View Post
          Perhaps you're finally starting to see the Light™?

          Now just stop worshipping rocks and Charles Darwin (who is in hell being sodomized by 12-foot demons) and turn to the One True Faith™, you still have time before Jesus has a violent outburst and decides to kill you!
          No, he doesn't.

          Has Star Finder not told you of his fall from grace?

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          • roserougesang
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2007
            • 418

            #35
            Re: My (sinful) Introduction

            Time for an update on my profile

            Age: 16 3/4

            Favourite movies: Phantom of the Opera, Quills, Interview with the Vampire, V for Vendetta, Sleepy Hollow

            Favourite authors: Anne Rice, Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, Gaston Leroux, Garth Nix, The Marquis De Sade

            Favourite music: Lacrimosa, London After Midnight, Midnight Syndicate, Fear Cult, Qntal, Andrew Llyod Webber, Bach, Mozart, Chopin

            P.S I still don't worship monkeys
            "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #36
              Re: My (sinful) Introduction

              Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
              Time for an update on my profile

              Age: 16 3/4

              Favourite movies: Phantom of the Opera, Quills, Interview with the Vampire, V for Vendetta, Sleepy Hollow

              Favourite authors: Anne Rice, Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, Gaston Leroux, Garth Nix, The Marquis De Sade

              Favourite music: Lacrimosa, London After Midnight, Midnight Syndicate, Fear Cult, Qntal, Andrew Llyod Webber, Bach, Mozart, Chopin

              P.S I still don't worship monkeys
              Do you mean to post this here or maybe you were after the singles forum?
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • roserougesang
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2007
                • 418

                #37
                Re: My (sinful) Introduction

                I was just re-introducing myself, just updating my interests. Don't have much interest in any of the men on here (the ones in my city are nicer).

                That's all, just a re-introduction
                "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #38
                  Re: My (sinful) Introduction

                  Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                  Time for an update on my profile

                  Age: 16 3/4

                  Favourite movies: Phantom of the Opera, Quills, Interview with the Vampire, V for Vendetta, Sleepy Hollow

                  Favourite authors: Anne Rice, Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, Gaston Leroux, Garth Nix, The Marquis De Sade

                  Favourite music: Lacrimosa, London After Midnight, Midnight Syndicate, Fear Cult, Qntal, Andrew Llyod Webber, Bach, Mozart, Chopin

                  P.S I still don't worship monkeys
                  Andrew Lloyd Webber is a shameless, insufferable, and pilfering twit of a composer.

                  Andrew Lloyd Webber Obituary:

                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • Sista Lateefah
                    Honorary White Woman.
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 522

                    #39
                    Re: My (sinful) Introduction

                    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                    Time for an update on my profile

                    Age: 16 3/4

                    Favourite movies: Phantom of the Opera, Quills, Interview with the Vampire, V for Vendetta, Sleepy Hollow

                    Favourite authors: Anne Rice, Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, Gaston Leroux, Garth Nix, The Marquis De Sade

                    Favourite music: Lacrimosa, London After Midnight, Midnight Syndicate, Fear Cult, Qntal, Andrew Llyod Webber, Bach, Mozart, Chopin

                    P.S I still don't worship monkeys
                    Oooooo GOOD LORD you is nasty! We gets lots of child molestors up in here, but at least most of them be shamed enough to lie about they perversions. You just straight up comin' in here and flauntin' that you like this man that had wrote about folk molestin' chillrens. Shoot, I know I not gonna let my chillrens anywhere near you, unless I gives 'em a loaded gun first.
                    Last edited by Sista Lateefah; 04-24-2007, 10:34 AM.
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                    "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #40
                      Re: My (sinful) Introduction

                      Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                      I was just re-introducing myself, just updating my interests. Don't have much interest in any of the men on here (the ones in my city are nicer).

                      That's all, just a re-introduction
                      I'm having a difficult time understanding why anyone would want to have this information. Do you imagine that this Godly forum is here for you to vent whatever non sequiturs flit through your head?

                      We are here to Praise Jesus and spread His message of Divine love. If you are not going to take advantage of Jesus' offer to wash your sins away with His sweet, sweet blood, then don't take advantage of us by shoving your random, perverted thoughts down our throats.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #41
                        Re: My (sinful) Introduction

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I'm having a difficult time understanding why anyone would want to have this information. Do you imagine that this Godly forum is here for you to vent whatever non sequiturs flit through your head?
                        I think she just wanted to show off the fact that she lied to Pastor Pistle and Jesus by claiming that she was 18 when she showed up here.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • roserougesang
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 418

                          #42
                          Re: My (sinful) Introduction

                          Well, you lot will most likely call me hellbound for anything I say that's not about Jesus or the Bible so I pretty much say whatever I feel like.
                          "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #43
                            Re: My (sinful) Introduction

                            Just what is up with your name anyway? Rose red something?
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #44
                              Re: My (sinful) Introduction

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Just what is up with your name anyway? Rose red something?
                              Yes, she's a big house that eats people.

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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131

                                #45
                                Re: My (sinful) Introduction

                                Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                                Yes, she's a big house that eats people.
                                Oh. I should have guessed.
                                Thanks, OYK.
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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