I guess this is where I start...

[J.Shaddix]

Well, as you can probably already tell I'm new here. I ran across this site on google and found it... interesting to say the least.
Not really much to say about me except that I'm a relatively "normal" human being (if there is such a thing as normal anymore ). I put some of my interests on my profile if you're interested to read them.

I think that's about it for right now.

God Bless



~p.s: <<<< funniest thing ever~

[Miss April]

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Welcame J.Shaddix Too Gods Favorite Forum how are u doing?

[J.Shaddix]

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I'm doing pretty well. How are you doing?

[Miss April]

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I'm doing pretty well. How are you doing?

That's Wonderful I'm doing very well two Thanks for asking I'm April its Nice Too Meet you what's your name?

[Bob4God]

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Hello and welcome to the last safe haven for morals and family values on the internet.

You look like a gothic in your avatar. Is that what you really look like? The Bible says in 1 Thessalonians 5:22 to abstain from all appearances of evil.

GOD would be most flattered if you cleaned up your look for Him.

What brings you to our forums? Are you looking to be saved?

[J.Shaddix]

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Hello and welcome to the last safe haven for morals and family values on the internet.

You look like a gothic in your avatar. Is that what you really look like? The Bible says in 1 Thessalonians 5:22 to abstain from all appearances of evil.

GOD would be most flattered if you cleaned up your look for Him.

What brings you to our forums? Are you looking to be saved?

I can dress a little odd, but that's not me in the avatar. That's one of my friends. I don't like any of my own pictures.

I came across this website through google. I was just typing in random words and phrases and then I saw this site. It looked interesting so I decided to join the forums.

[Bob4God]

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Well tell us a little bit more about yourself. Do you go to church? (If you're from a good Texas family I assume you do.)

What about your 'sexual orientation?' Have you embraced the homosexual lifestyle? Did you vote for Obama?

I'd like to share the Good News of JESUS CHRIST with you!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Have you embraced the homosexual lifestyle? Did you vote for Obama?

The name is suspicious. For in the prophetic 1988 film BETELGEUSE, which conveyed such hidden truths as CALYPSO VOODOO NECROMANCY and JUPITER SANDWORMS, one of the characters, a flamboyantly queer interior designer named Otho was played by GLEN SHADDIX. It is possible that Mr. Shaddix here took his name as a secret nod to a HOMOSEXUAL HERO, and given the fact that Mr. Shaddix looks like Edward Scissorhands and subscribes to the GOTH MENTALITY OF SATANIC ALLIANCE, it is possible that there is a PROPHECY OF TIM BURTON CONNECTION PRESENT.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

Well, as you can probably already tell I'm new here. I ran across this site on google and found it... interesting to say the least.
Not really much to say about me except that I'm a relatively "normal" human being (if there is such a thing as normal anymore ). I put some of my interests on my profile if you're interested to read them.

I think that's about it for right now.

God Bless

Ain't you da fagala boy from American Idol?? You wears womins makeup? You ain't nowheres near normal and you is gonna go straight to hell iffen you don't staighten up an be a real Christian man!

[J.Shaddix]

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The name is suspicious. For in the prophetic 1988 film BETELGEUSE, which conveyed such hidden truths as CALYPSO VOODOO NECROMANCY and JUPITER SANDWORMS, one of the characters, a flamboyantly queer interior designer named Otho was played by GLEN SHADDIX. It is possible that Mr. Shaddix here took his name as a secret nod to a HOMOSEXUAL HERO, and given the fact that Mr. Shaddix looks like Edward Scissorhands and subscribes to the GOTH MENTALITY OF SATANIC ALLIANCE, it is possible that there is a PROPHECY OF TIM BURTON CONNECTION PRESENT.

It seems there are a few misconceptions here that I must set straight.
I've never heard of this film or Glen Shaddix. I'm not fond of the work of Tim Burton since all of his movies seem to be duplications of each other. I have seen the movie Edward Scissorhands and my favorite character was the God-fearing woman who tried to warn the rest of the town of Edward.
I did not vote for Obama, I did a write-in vote for Jesus Christ.
I've already mentioned this before, but I guess I must say it again, that isn't my picture in the avatar, that's a picture of my friend (who is much more photogenic than I am).
And I am not gay and I've never been on American Idol. (I think that show is boring anyway)

I hope I've cleared everything up for now.

[Nobar King]

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I've already mentioned this before, but I guess I must say it again, that isn't my picture in the avatar, that's a picture of my friend (who is much more photogenic than I am).

I haven't heard of anything so gay since Dodge released the Caliber.

[Shinigami]

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Since I'm not up to a full scale interrogation tonight I'll be nice for once. It's a good sign that you made a intro thread OP. It means you came here to talk to us about how much you love Jesus and not be an atheist troll. I have been let down by promising folk before, so I won't this time. Don't do anything that might get you banned and read the Bible. You should know what it has to say and be humble when someone corrects you. It's not easy to be humble and to listen, but I know you can do it. Take care and don't act like a goth or something since thats not right to do. I will be praying for your future on this forum and stuff. Once again, be respectfull and don't do anything stupid. Now that that's over with...what kind of cars/guns you have in the house? Do you have a wife? Kids? Talk to me about anything not related to goths or homers!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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I haven't heard of anything so gay since Dodge released the Caliber.

A rainbow wave of cartoon queers to cheer you on for that insight, Brother Nobar!

Mr. Shaddix does seem sincere, however I do suspect him of harboring closeted homosexual desires and unconsciously projecting gay innuendo into his speech to alleviate the pressures his superego imposes upon his psyche!

[Nobar King]

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Thanks, I think? When I stare at those little guys too long they start to look like skittles.

[John Bois Ward]

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I can dress a little odd, but that's not me in the avatar. That's one of my friends. I don't like any of my own pictures.

I came across this website through google. I was just typing in random words and phrases and then I saw this site. It looked interesting so I decided to join the forums.

So you associate with goths? My friend please read 2 Corinthians 6:14 and get back in touch with us.