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  • J.Shaddix
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    • May 2009
    • 7

    #1

    I guess this is where I start...

    Well, as you can probably already tell I'm new here. I ran across this site on google and found it... interesting to say the least.
    Not really much to say about me except that I'm a relatively "normal" human being (if there is such a thing as normal anymore ). I put some of my interests on my profile if you're interested to read them.

    I think that's about it for right now.

    God Bless



    ~p.s: <<<< funniest thing ever~
  • Miss April
    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 685

    #2
    Re: I guess this is where I start...

    Welcame J.Shaddix Too Gods Favorite Forum how are u doing?

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    • J.Shaddix
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      • May 2009
      • 7

      #3
      Re: I guess this is where I start...

      I'm doing pretty well. How are you doing?

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      • Miss April
        Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 685

        #4
        Re: I guess this is where I start...

        Originally posted by J.Shaddix View Post
        I'm doing pretty well. How are you doing?
        That's Wonderful I'm doing very well two Thanks for asking I'm April its Nice Too Meet you what's your name?

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        • Bob4God
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          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
          Hands folded for Jesus
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 5274

          #5
          Re: I guess this is where I start...

          Hello and welcome to the last safe haven for morals and family values on the internet.

          You look like a gothic in your avatar. Is that what you really look like? The Bible says in 1 Thessalonians 5:22 to abstain from all appearances of evil.

          GOD would be most flattered if you cleaned up your look for Him.

          What brings you to our forums? Are you looking to be saved?
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          The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
          - Proverbs 15:3

          CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


          CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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          • J.Shaddix
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            • May 2009
            • 7

            #6
            Re: I guess this is where I start...

            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
            Hello and welcome to the last safe haven for morals and family values on the internet.

            You look like a gothic in your avatar. Is that what you really look like? The Bible says in 1 Thessalonians 5:22 to abstain from all appearances of evil.

            GOD would be most flattered if you cleaned up your look for Him.

            What brings you to our forums? Are you looking to be saved?
            I can dress a little odd, but that's not me in the avatar. That's one of my friends. I don't like any of my own pictures.

            I came across this website through google. I was just typing in random words and phrases and then I saw this site. It looked interesting so I decided to join the forums.

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            • Bob4God
              Moderator
              Arms Dealer for CHRIST
              Hands folded for Jesus
               
              • Apr 2008
              • 5274

              #7
              Re: I guess this is where I start...

              Well tell us a little bit more about yourself. Do you go to church? (If you're from a good Texas family I assume you do.)

              What about your 'sexual orientation?' Have you embraced the homosexual lifestyle? Did you vote for Obama?

              I'd like to share the Good News of JESUS CHRIST with you!
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              The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
              - Proverbs 15:3

              CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


              CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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              • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                Forum Member
                • May 2009
                • 666

                #8
                Re: I guess this is where I start...

                Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                Have you embraced the homosexual lifestyle? Did you vote for Obama?
                The name is suspicious. For in the prophetic 1988 film BETELGEUSE, which conveyed such hidden truths as CALYPSO VOODOO NECROMANCY and JUPITER SANDWORMS, one of the characters, a flamboyantly queer interior designer named Otho was played by GLEN SHADDIX. It is possible that Mr. Shaddix here took his name as a secret nod to a HOMOSEXUAL HERO, and given the fact that Mr. Shaddix looks like Edward Scissorhands and subscribes to the GOTH MENTALITY OF SATANIC ALLIANCE, it is possible that there is a PROPHECY OF TIM BURTON CONNECTION PRESENT.
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                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                Hosea 9:7
                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                • Vavoline Johnson
                  Mammy
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 960

                  #9
                  Re: I guess this is where I start...

                  Originally posted by J.Shaddix View Post
                  Well, as you can probably already tell I'm new here. I ran across this site on google and found it... interesting to say the least.
                  Not really much to say about me except that I'm a relatively "normal" human being (if there is such a thing as normal anymore ). I put some of my interests on my profile if you're interested to read them.

                  I think that's about it for right now.

                  God Bless


                  Ain't you da fagala boy from American Idol?? You wears womins makeup? You ain't nowheres near normal and you is gonna go straight to hell iffen you don't staighten up an be a real Christian man!
                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                  • J.Shaddix
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                    • May 2009
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: I guess this is where I start...

                    Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                    The name is suspicious. For in the prophetic 1988 film BETELGEUSE, which conveyed such hidden truths as CALYPSO VOODOO NECROMANCY and JUPITER SANDWORMS, one of the characters, a flamboyantly queer interior designer named Otho was played by GLEN SHADDIX. It is possible that Mr. Shaddix here took his name as a secret nod to a HOMOSEXUAL HERO, and given the fact that Mr. Shaddix looks like Edward Scissorhands and subscribes to the GOTH MENTALITY OF SATANIC ALLIANCE, it is possible that there is a PROPHECY OF TIM BURTON CONNECTION PRESENT.
                    It seems there are a few misconceptions here that I must set straight.
                    I've never heard of this film or Glen Shaddix. I'm not fond of the work of Tim Burton since all of his movies seem to be duplications of each other. I have seen the movie Edward Scissorhands and my favorite character was the God-fearing woman who tried to warn the rest of the town of Edward.
                    I did not vote for Obama, I did a write-in vote for Jesus Christ.
                    I've already mentioned this before, but I guess I must say it again, that isn't my picture in the avatar, that's a picture of my friend (who is much more photogenic than I am).
                    And I am not gay and I've never been on American Idol. (I think that show is boring anyway)

                    I hope I've cleared everything up for now.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: I guess this is where I start...
                      Originally posted by J.Shaddix View Post
                      I've already mentioned this before, but I guess I must say it again, that isn't my picture in the avatar, that's a picture of my friend (who is much more photogenic than I am).
                      I haven't heard of anything so gay since Dodge released the Caliber.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Shinigami
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                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 116

                        #12
                        Re: I guess this is where I start...

                        Since I'm not up to a full scale interrogation tonight I'll be nice for once. It's a good sign that you made a intro thread OP. It means you came here to talk to us about how much you love Jesus and not be an atheist troll. I have been let down by promising folk before, so I won't this time. Don't do anything that might get you banned and read the Bible. You should know what it has to say and be humble when someone corrects you. It's not easy to be humble and to listen, but I know you can do it. Take care and don't act like a goth or something since thats not right to do. I will be praying for your future on this forum and stuff. Once again, be respectfull and don't do anything stupid. Now that that's over with...what kind of cars/guns you have in the house? Do you have a wife? Kids? Talk to me about anything not related to goths or homers!
                        I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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                        • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                          Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 666

                          #13
                          Re: I guess this is where I start...

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          I haven't heard of anything so gay since Dodge released the Caliber.


                          A rainbow wave of cartoon queers to cheer you on for that insight, Brother Nobar!

                          Mr. Shaddix does seem sincere, however I do suspect him of harboring closeted homosexual desires and unconsciously projecting gay innuendo into his speech to alleviate the pressures his superego imposes upon his psyche!
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                          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                          Hosea 9:7
                          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: I guess this is where I start...

                            Thanks, I think? When I stare at those little guys too long they start to look like skittles.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • John Bois Ward
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 350

                              #15
                              Re: I guess this is where I start...

                              Originally posted by J.Shaddix View Post
                              I can dress a little odd, but that's not me in the avatar. That's one of my friends. I don't like any of my own pictures.

                              I came across this website through google. I was just typing in random words and phrases and then I saw this site. It looked interesting so I decided to join the forums.
                              So you associate with goths? My friend please read 2 Corinthians 6:14 and get back in touch with us.
                              Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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