Hi Everyone!

[Jose the Believer]

Hi Brothers and Sisters!

My name is Jose, and I am a new believer! And my friend told me about this forum in order for me to get better at believing in HIM.

I finally was granted citizenship last week, and am a proud American. I hope my English is correct.

Thank you

- Jose

[Max Bayes]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Welcome, Jose.

Congratulations on becoming a citizen of the USA. I have been waiting on my green card for some time now, but for some reason the paperwork keeps getting lost. I blame those pesky atheist hoodlums. Tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? How does it feel to be an American? Have you bought a gun yet? If not, would you like one?

[Nobar King]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Hello, Jose, when did you first come to our wonderful country? Now that you're a citizen, what are you going to do to help get the non-citizens to behave better? I mean, they throw their trash everywhere and make a lot of noise. Can you tell them to be a little more quiet in your language?

[Jose the Believer]

Re: Hi Everyone!

I was born in Mexico, but applied for citizenship 17 years ago. I've waited this long to be part of this wonderful country, and now I'm naturalized citizen.

I have not purchased a weapon though, and prefer not to. We live in a safe neighborhood, and with other "legitimate", if you may, Mexican American families.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Welcome, Brother Jose. Congratulations on becoming a citizen! It is such a joy to see your kind here on our forum. This way, we can get to know more about your people and decide how they can be of use to the Lord.

Have you and your family found jobs yet? If not, I know I'm not the only one who needs a little help around the yard.

[Jose the Believer]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Have you and your family found jobs yet? If not, I know I'm not the only one who needs a little help around the yard.

I've been a citizen for almost a full year, along with my family. I'm a counselor at a local church, while my wife is a lawyer, and my two wonderful children are growing up in the eyes of the Lord.

[Talitha]

Re: Hi Everyone!

I've been a citizen for almost a full year, along with my family. I'm a counselor at a local church, while my wife is a lawyer, and my two wonderful children are growing up in the eyes of the Lord.

You sound like you are trying real hard Jose, but you realize Lawyers are generally Jooz?
Your wife should be home looking after kids, not out mixing with Baby Jesus killers.

[EZra M]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Hi Brothers and Sisters!

My name is Jose, and I am a new believer! And my friend told me about this forum in order for me to get better at believing in HIM.

I finally was granted citizenship last week, and am a proud American. I hope my English is correct.

Thank you

- Jose

NOOOOO you are NOT! job theif!