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  • Jose the Believer
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    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2009
    • 17

    #1

    Hi Everyone!

    Hi Brothers and Sisters!

    My name is Jose, and I am a new believer! And my friend told me about this forum in order for me to get better at believing in HIM.

    I finally was granted citizenship last week, and am a proud American. I hope my English is correct.

    Thank you

    - Jose
  • Max Bayes
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 302

    #2
    Re: Hi Everyone!

    Welcome, Jose.

    Congratulations on becoming a citizen of the USA. I have been waiting on my green card for some time now, but for some reason the paperwork keeps getting lost. I blame those pesky atheist hoodlums. Tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? How does it feel to be an American? Have you bought a gun yet? If not, would you like one?
    BEHOLD!!!
    THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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    May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Hi Everyone!

      Hello, Jose, when did you first come to our wonderful country? Now that you're a citizen, what are you going to do to help get the non-citizens to behave better? I mean, they throw their trash everywhere and make a lot of noise. Can you tell them to be a little more quiet in your language?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Jose the Believer
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        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2009
        • 17

        #4
        Re: Hi Everyone!

        I was born in Mexico, but applied for citizenship 17 years ago. I've waited this long to be part of this wonderful country, and now I'm naturalized citizen.

        I have not purchased a weapon though, and prefer not to. We live in a safe neighborhood, and with other "legitimate", if you may, Mexican American families.

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #5
          Re: Hi Everyone!

          Welcome, Brother Jose. Congratulations on becoming a citizen! It is such a joy to see your kind here on our forum. This way, we can get to know more about your people and decide how they can be of use to the Lord.

          Have you and your family found jobs yet? If not, I know I'm not the only one who needs a little help around the yard.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Jose the Believer
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            • Jun 2009
            • 17

            #6
            Re: Hi Everyone!

            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
            Have you and your family found jobs yet? If not, I know I'm not the only one who needs a little help around the yard.
            I've been a citizen for almost a full year, along with my family. I'm a counselor at a local church, while my wife is a lawyer, and my two wonderful children are growing up in the eyes of the Lord.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • May 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Hi Everyone!

              Originally posted by Jose the Believer View Post
              I've been a citizen for almost a full year, along with my family. I'm a counselor at a local church, while my wife is a lawyer, and my two wonderful children are growing up in the eyes of the Lord.
              You sound like you are trying real hard Jose, but you realize Lawyers are generally Jooz?
              Your wife should be home looking after kids, not out mixing with Baby Jesus killers.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • EZra M
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                • Jun 2009
                • 25

                #8
                Re: Hi Everyone!

                Originally posted by Jose the Believer View Post
                Hi Brothers and Sisters!

                My name is Jose, and I am a new believer! And my friend told me about this forum in order for me to get better at believing in HIM.

                I finally was granted citizenship last week, and am a proud American. I hope my English is correct.

                Thank you

                - Jose

                NOOOOO you are NOT! job theif!
                It seems Ive found the road to somewhere, but I'm heading nowhere fast

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