Hello From God's Country

[James Hutchins]

Praise Jesus, Adore his Father

Just found my way home to this forum today. I have vociferously been reading threads to see if this is the right place for me. It seems all the long term members are intelligent, unbiased, sensible True Christian believers with nary a hanger on or infidel.

Thank you, Thank God

[Max Bayes]

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Welcome, Mr Hutchins. Please, tell us a little about yourself. What do you do for a living? What church do you attend? What is your favourite colour? How many guns do you own? Would you be interested in purchasing more?

[Nobar King]

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OMG what happened to your eyes??

[Max Bayes]

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OMG what happened to your eyes??

I know his avatar is shocking, Nobar, but I'd appreciate it if you'd refrain from taking the Lord's name in vain. Especially in an abbreviated format.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome, Mr Hutchins. Please, tell us a little about yourself. What do you do for a living? What church do you attend? What is your favourite colour? How many guns do you own? Would you be interested in purchasing more?

I drive a truck, and my wife and kids work the farm. I attend St. Abner's Baptist on Dead Horse Lane here. My favorite color is white. I do not believe in counting guns, keeping a count is what is the basis of envy. Let's just say no matter where I am, there is a gun or two at hand. Along with several boxes of bullets. I do like to acquire guns, but I like to do it the old fashioned way, preferably by force.

[James Hutchins]

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OMG what happened to your eyes??

When I was young and unaware, I foolishly looked where I should not of looked, touched what I should not of touched. I managed to find Jesus before it was too late but the damage was done. I've repented my transgressions and must live with the eyes of shame. Only in my heart, can I truly see clearly, His divine words.

Thank you my brothers, for your opened arms to the forum.

[Max Bayes]

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What sort of truck driving do you do? Regular or Monster? Is it white too? Tell me, in order to have such an obedient wife, did you have to "train" her? Many liberal fascists come to the board saying that we are chauvinistic pigs for taking our wives to the University of the Backhand (formally the Polytechnic of Hard Knocks), and we'd be interested in evidence to the contrary.

And fret not, Brother. Some of us were sinners before we found His Love. I would recommend a change of picture that is easier on the eyes, however.

But back to the topic at hand; guns. What's your favourite? Unfortunately, we are quite strict on guns over here in the UK. However, my friends at the BNP have russled me up a Challenger Tank. I tell you, it definitely scares the willies out of the local ethnic population.

[James Hutchins]

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Big Rig, a Kenworth, most times, depends what they give me.

Train my wife, sure did! Fortunately, she came from a good family and her training had been started since she was a five year old. But she is a tolerable woman, almost never gets in my way, stays a few feet back all the time. Though I do remond from time to time, just because I can. I think this out of the wold blue stuff keeps her on her toes.

I'd change the picture but How would I change my true face. If I used on not of my own would that not be akin to the wearing of a goats head?

Well, just like hunting and drinking, there is no best one day or one best gun. When I was younger, I used to like the six shot revolvers. I did not have to pick up my brass and it forced me to be a good shot (lead is expensive). Now that I am older with a family, I find assult rifles are more to my liking. On the hunt, the little ones scurry about picking up the brass and digging out the lead from the ground and trees. When I am in the truck, I use a 9mm semi automatic, 15 in the clip, one in the barrel. Easy to reload while driving.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Welly, Mr James an a big Howdy to y'all! I really is hopin you ain't another one of da Germiatic or African spies bein sent here to harrass us good people. I is hopin to see you at da Sunday service this weekend

[James Hutchins]

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Why thank you, Mizzus Valvo-line, you most certainly will. I'll say hi as I walk past to the front of the Church.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

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James,
Welcome to Landover Baptist! You sound like a fine, upstanding man with his feet on the Solid Rock(TM). I hope to read more from you as time goes by!

In Christ,
Warren

[James Hutchins]

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Mighty fine warm welcome there, Warren. I feel like I come home.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

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Big Rig, a Kenworth, most times, depends what they give me.

Train my wife, sure did! Fortunately, she came from a good family and her training had been started since she was a five year old. But she is a tolerable woman, almost never gets in my way, stays a few feet back all the time. Though I do remond from time to time, just because I can. I think this out of the wold blue stuff keeps her on her toes.

I'd change the picture but How would I change my true face. If I used on not of my own would that not be akin to the wearing of a goats head?

Well, just like hunting and drinking, there is no best one day or one best gun. When I was younger, I used to like the six shot revolvers. I did not have to pick up my brass and it forced me to be a good shot (lead is expensive). Now that I am older with a family, I find assult rifles are more to my liking. On the hunt, the little ones scurry about picking up the brass and digging out the lead from the ground and trees. When I am in the truck, I use a 9mm semi automatic, 15 in the clip, one in the barrel. Easy to reload while driving.

Next time you're rolling through the Twin Cities, stop and say hello and let me see those guns, Brother. A little Bible study in your cab would do well to heal my damaged soul.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Next time you're rolling through the Twin Cities, stop and say hello and let me see those guns, Brother. A little Bible study in your cab would do well to heal my damaged soul.

Next time don't revive a thread that's been dead for over a year and a half.