[Father O'Malley]

Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers!

Not entirely surprised about your obsession with male genitalia (sorry for the disgusting words, sister SUV) padre. What is you teach the lads, some about "going down but not outting"?
Drinking all day and stumbling into a Baptist house of worship and vomiting upon our altar is not the best of methods to get friends and gain trust.
I know., I know, you were born into what you are, not your fault, yadayadayadayada. Snap out of it pal. You want to be a Christian, denounce the catlick church, the leader of your satanic cult, you know the guy with the fish head (mafia origins???) hat. Expose verbally (thought you had an opening to drop your drawers, didn't you Homer) all the evil wrongdoers in your pagan 'religion'.
You've come here, you our friendly open arms with some sort of hidden agenda. You say you are like us, but then your acts prove otherwise.

So whats the deal? Are you a pagan catlick who is denouncing his false God or a subversive sent by those nutcases at the Vatican?

Ummm..."Brother" Jessup tried to call me out with various points and labeled them as strikes. Instead of debating them point for point, I just said they were balls.

You see in baseball, a ball is the opposite of a strike.

I got an infraction for making a baseball reference.

Seriously, people?

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers!

Those were all balls, not strikes, mister...


Ummm..."Brother" Jessup tried to call me out with various points and labeled them as strikes. Instead of debating them point for point, I just said they were balls.

You see in baseball, a ball is the opposite of a strike.

I got an infraction for making a baseball reference.

Seriously, people?

Mr. O'Malley,
(and I call you Mister for good reason:
Matthew 23:9 (AV1611King James Bible)


9And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.)


As my old father used to tell me, "There's many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip." By that I mean that men often reveal too much of their inner sinfulness with quips and retorts. It's obvious to me that you have a great deal of "balls" on your mind. That's only a matter of course for papist boy-rapers and confession-dawdlers.



I suggest you get your attitude right before you post again. It's not in the Good Book™ but it should be, "No Hope In the Pope," and "Jesus Saves Roman Slaves!"


In Christ
Warren

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers!

After a recent "incident" in Belfast, I was forced to move somplace quite far away and now have access to this internet contraption. Despite what the Patriarchs say, I shall continue to verbally and physically endorse God's will and Word to the unbelievers.

Praise Be.

What exactly are you referring to by "incident"?
How many died as a result of your car-bombing?.