Hello

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Hello, my name is Joe and I look forward to meeting all of you.

[Shinigami]

Re: Hello

Come on in and tell us what you think about the Bible and how much you love Jesus. Got any guns or some nice car in the garage like a '55 Mustang? None of that Jap cars now mind you, that's not a cool man's car. No real man drives a Toyota unless he be doing the back door if you know what I mean. Have a beer and make yourself comfortable good sir. We're a great forum for those who love Jesus.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello

Hi.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: Hello

I also give the non-commital "hi." You'd best tell us more about yourself while you get to know us by reading through the forum.

In Christ,
Warren

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Well young man, what have you to say? Is it your plan to attempt to deafen the Lord almighty with your silence?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Hello, my name is Joe and I look forward to meeting all of you.

Put down that newspaper and stop being rude! This section of the forum is called "the introduction forum" for a reason, pal.

Introduce yourself, or I'll toss you out with the rest of the scum.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello

Well, I kin see by yo name you is a Pollock. Pollocks is usually Catlicks, ain't they? You cain't be worshipin no Mary or sayin Our Fathers round here. Did yo grandpappy help da Germins round up Joos in your neighborhood? Do he still do it?

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Hello

Being a Catholic means that he gets one strike against him on God's scoreboard.



Being Polish gives him one strike against him on the good Brother Jessup T. Lloyd's scoreboard.



Let's hope he don't get no more strikes against him or he's headed straight for the fiery furnaces of hell for sure.



I'll pray to the good Lord that he stops being Catholic and Polish soon before its too late!

Repent Brother!


The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd has spoken…..Amen!

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Hello

James Hutchins suggested that I start a "hello" thread. My name is Joe Rolandowski and I live in the Midwest. I would like to join the church because I like to see people that respect the word of God, and not mans interpretation of it. From reading the forum for the past day I can see that your leadership has a true grasp of the Word, and follow it to the letter.

I am saddended to see this great Christian Nation slip from it's Christian roots and get dragged down to the pits of Hell by the Liberal eliete. I firmly believe that Obama is guided by the hand of Satan. I believe that it is time for right thinking Christian Americans to take this country back, and I for one am ready to make a stand.

My hobbies include gardening and reading.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

It took you 12 hours to write that? Did you bump your head as a child or were you oxygen deprived at birth?

The few words you have spoken appear to be OK but, we are used to the devil working inside apparitions of man and accordingly (and I am sure if you are actually evil incarnate, will understand) we are apprehensive.

These gardens you speak of, are they of the prescribed size, 6' X 3' and 6' in depth?

Who What have you planted in them?

Are you a good shot? Do you hunt darkies turkeys?

Come on boy, do not make me squeeze it out of you like a boil on a tail bone.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Hello

I am sorry for the delay in my reply, I work nights. My garden is somewhat larger than that, is there a Biblical reference as to what size a mans garden should be? If so please direct me to it and I will correct the problem. I mainly grow vegetables.

I see other members have asked me a few questions, I will answer each to the best of my ability.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

I am sorry for the delay in my reply, I work nights. My garden is somewhat larger than that, is there a Biblical reference as to what size a mans garden should be? If so please direct me to it and I will correct the problem. I mainly grow vegetables.

I see other members have asked me a few questions, I will answer each to the best of my ability.

'Graveyard' shift, eh? What is it you do that has your scurrying about the night when a proper man should be drinking and fornicating sleeping?

You grow vegetables, well that is might fine. I have a few turnips. They are competing in the Special Olympics this summer.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Hello

@Shinigami, I believe that the Bible is the inspired Word of God. I do own several guns, but alas no fancy cars. I own an American made minivan.

@Vavoline Johnson. Yes I am Polish, my parents immigrated right after WWII, I was raised Catholic, but I have seen the light and have decided to follow the Word of God, and not some bastardized Papal interpreted version.

I thank you all for the warm welcome.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Hello

@James, I work for a company that makes hearing aids. I work on a plastic injection press that fabricates the shell of the hearing aids. I find the solitude refreshing as it gives me more time to contemplate my relationship with Jesus.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

@James, I work for a company that makes hearing aids. I work on a plastic injection press that fabricates the shell of the hearing aids. I find the solitude refreshing as it gives me more time to contemplate my relationship with Jesus.

Eh??? he-he, just messing with you son.

Nice to hear you are helping the less fortunate. Been working on a project and I think you are just the guy we need. See, I built this radio station to send the word of Jesus to the land. Problem its, it is analogue and this dang-burned world is going digital. I want to make sure everyone hears so, think we could build in a receiver?