[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

I came here for gods message, I am a noob to Columbia. I do not talk to many people as most of them seem to be tricky, like you. So tell me brother, what is a bathtub?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Tertius, I did not mean to offend anyone, I did not lie, I was simply confused, let this aggressive end, if you want to be angry just be at those Fags and Atheists that come to troll us.

And brother Lazarus, do you mean the coordinates? Reference point on a map? What? Like I have admitted I am not a full blooded Colombian.

You did indeed lie. You said you are from Columbia SC, which is clearly untrue. It's obvious you've never lived here. Why should anyone here trust you? If you can't understand the term "bathtub" it is clear you have never set foot in this fair city. One small lie implies a lot of bigger lies. If you're going to come to God's Holy forum, you must come in truth.

As for trolls, yes they come here all the time. Good trolls get their stories straight. Poor trolls don't expect their lies to be uncovered. I smell a Yankee troll.

Goodnight all. And Lindsay the Troll, you are dismissed.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

Geography lesson. A little more "east" is the Atlantic Ocean. Are you some sort of dolphin?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Dolphins are fag creatures, so no Brother I am not. I am from Sumter County.

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

Tertius, I did not mean to offend anyone, I did not lie, I was simply confused, let this aggressive end, if you want to be angry just be at those Fags and Atheists that come to troll us.

And brother Lazarus, do you mean the coordinates? Reference point on a map? What? Like I have admitted I am not a full blooded Colombian.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Well that's correct, Lindsay has a brother, Micheal, and he trained at Fort Jackson, lets not argue over something like residence, you sound like a tough man to argue with, a debater of sorts, lets just same I'm not a pure blooded resident. I was born a little more east, and have lived in several locations over S.C. Anyways, what is your favorite passage from the Bible?

Geography lesson. A little more "east" is the Atlantic Ocean. Are you some sort of dolphin?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Well that's correct, Lindsay has a brother, Micheal, and he trained at Fort Jackson, lets not argue over something like residence, you sound like a tough man to argue with, a debater of sorts, lets just same I'm not a pure blooded resident. I was born a little more east, and have lived in several locations over S.C. Anyways, what is your favorite passage from the Bible?

My favorite verse is in my signature. Now chop chop quickly, bathtub. What is the reference point?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Hello

Oh that's not what I meant, forgive me brother, I meant where has he lived, I recall some trivia that he spent some years in Columbia, anyway, what two military bases are in Columbia? Please be swift brother, as the more time you spend not answering the question the more I feel you are useing that whickypedia.

How dare you!

Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™, where as you have shown yourself to be wrong and a liar on all accounts!

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

Well that's correct, Lindsay has a brother, Micheal, and he trained at Fort Jackson, lets not argue over something like residence, you sound like a tough man to argue with, a debater of sorts, lets just same I'm not a pure blooded resident. I was born a little more east, and have lived in several locations over S.C. Anyways, what is your favorite passage from the Bible?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Oh that's not what I meant, forgive me brother, I meant where has he lived, I recall some trivia that he spent some years in Columbia, anyway, what two military bases are in Columbia? Please be swift brother, as the more time you spend not answering the question the more I feel you are useing that whickypedia.

Fort Jackson and the Air National Guard base in Lower Richland. I'm not playing games here. I smell a rat. I'm going to say one word. Bathtub. Go figure.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

Oh that's not what I meant, forgive me brother, I meant where has he lived, I recall some trivia that he spent some years in Columbia, anyway, what two military bases are in Columbia? Please be swift brother, as the more time you spend not answering the question the more I feel you are useing that whickypedia.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Where was President Woodrow Wilson from?

Woodrow was from Staunton Va. Care to elaborate? I still smell a Yankee.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

Where was President Woodrow Wilson from?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Hello

Is there some reason you are unable to correctly spell the name of our fair city? Why are you unaware that the Negro Charles Austin has already been dismissed from his position? I smell a Yankee poser.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Oh, no! My kindness gone to waste again! I am ashamed.

I should learn more from True Christians™ like yourself.

What course of penitence should I take, and who could I talk to about being mentored?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

State Politics are not really my thing.
I am getting mixed up, you see I have been writing a report on the Columbine Shooting and you see, I get mixed up with the two, the farthest North I have been is New Yankee City, with all of that negro crime they have. I am praying too God to forgive me for this misspelling, I should not misspell one of Gods most loved American Cities, (besides Landover of course).

I was discussing city politics. I think you need to prove to me you are in Columbia SC. Not something you can get from google, but something everyone here knows. I still smell a Yankee carpetbagger!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

State Politics are not really my thing.
I am getting mixed up, you see I have been writing a report on the Columbine Shooting and you see, I get mixed up with the two, the farthest North I have been is New Yankee City, with all of that negro crime they have. I am praying too God to forgive me for this misspelling, I should not misspell one of Gods most loved American Cities, (besides Landover of course).