[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Hello

^^Nice work Brother.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Hello

O.K, I guess I must tell you, I am a Cuban Spy(who's a Christian!), I'm suppose to assassinate the current (false) president, the Muslim in denial. This is for the hundreds of failed attempts on 80+ year old Castro. However I do not support Communism, I am just trying to improve the lives of True Christians all around the world!

What are your opinions on Biden, by the way?

I got him to admit he's a Cuban spy. The best thing about having paranoid personality disorder is that NO ONE can sneak anything past you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

O.K, I guess I must tell you, I am a Cuban Spy(who's a Christian!), I'm suppose to assassinate the current (false) president, the Muslim in denial. This is for the hundreds of failed attempts on 80+ year old Castro. However I do not support Communism, I am just trying to improve the lives of True Christians all around the world!

What are your opinions on Biden, by the way?

This threat has been passed on to the FBI. We are True Christian(tm) Patriots here and we would never support such an act of treason.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Hello

O.K, I guess I must tell you, I am a Cuban Spy(who's a Christian!), I'm suppose to assassinate the current (false) president, the Muslim in denial. This is for the hundreds of failed attempts on 80+ year old Castro. However I do not support Communism, I am just trying to improve the lives of True Christians all around the world!

What are your opinions on Biden, by the way?

God does not want liars on His favorite Church's forum!

1 John 1: 6-10: 6-If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth: 7-But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. 8-If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. 9-If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 10-If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us."

Jeremiah 50:36: "36-A sword is upon the liars; and they shall dote: a sword is upon her mighty men; and they shall be dismayed."

Revelation 21:8: "8-But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

I noticed you ignored my (false) allegation that you are a Cuban Spy (false). It is also incriminating that you got antsy and nervous when we falsely stated on your involvement with Colombian drug lords. What are you hiding? Who is your handler? What kind of information are you supposed to report back, Ricky Ricardo???

O.K, I guess I must tell you, I am a Cuban Spy(who's a Christian!), I'm suppose to assassinate the current (false) president, the Muslim in denial. This is for the hundreds of failed attempts on 80+ year old Castro. However I do not support Communism, I am just trying to improve the lives of True Christians all around the world!

What are your opinions on Biden, by the way?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

I know a place that serves the most wonderful Confederate fried steak. I'm sure you know the location. I'd be honored if you'd join me there for a cold draft beer.

You're on Luther. Wednesday about noon. I can taste that Confederate fried steak already!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Luther T Washington]

Re: Hello

I'm betting on True Christians. Have you figured out the bathtub mystery? If so, great, if not, I have to assume you are a Colombian drug runner and not a student in Columbia SC.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

I know a place that serves the most wonderful Confederate fried steak. I'm sure you know the location. I'd be honored if you'd join me there for a cold draft beer.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Its a simple mistype for goodness sakes. Drugs are for satanists. I will not be called a satanist, thus I will have to start, A BIBLE CHALLENGE, who knows more about the Bible? A suspected Colombian Drug dealer? Or a bunch of True Christians? You decide!

I'm betting on True Christians. Have you figured out the bathtub mystery? If so, great, if not, I have to assume you are a Colombian drug runner and not a student in Columbia SC.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Hello

Its a simple mistype for goodness sakes. Drugs are for satanists. I will not be called a satanist, thus I will have to start, A BIBLE CHALLENGE, who knows more about the Bible? A suspected Colombian Drug dealer? Or a bunch of True Christians? You decide!

I noticed you ignored my (true) allegation that you are a Cuban Spy (fact). It is also incriminating that you got antsy and nervous when we speculated on your involvement with Colombian drug lords. What are you hiding? Who is your handler? What kind of information are you supposed to report back, Ricky Ricardo???

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Hello

Its a simple mistype for goodness sakes. Drugs are for satanists. I will not be called a satanist, thus I will have to start, A BIBLE CHALLENGE, who knows more about the Bible? A suspected Colombian Drug dealer? Or a bunch of True Christians? You decide!

[Luther T Washington]

Re: Hello

I do believe that Brother Lazarus and the Mad Prophet may be correct about this "ilovesomelindsay". I spent several years in Columbia SC pursuing my education. I know exactly what Brother Lazarus is referring to when he makes note of a bathtub. I also think the Mad Prophet has a point. This "ilovesomelindsay" cannot spell "Columbia" correctly. Instead he spells it "Colombia", a country that is a source of drugs.

I tend to think this "ilovesomelindsay" character is a student at The University of South Carolina, and also a drug runner with "Colombian" ties. If so "ilovesomelindsay" has chosen a fertile market. It takes a lot of drugs to believe that the University of South Carolina Gamecock football team is now, ever has been, or everwill be any good.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Hello

if you want to be angry just be at those Fags and Atheists that come to troll us.

First of all, who are you to tell the esteemed brother what to do?

Secondly, the use of the word "us" implies that you have been accepted into the flock, that is quite an assumption.

Yes, the vetting process is quite rigorous here, but we need to separate the wheat from the chaff. So what are you boy, wheat or chaff?

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Hello

Tertius, I did not mean to offend anyone, I did not lie, I was simply confused, let this aggressive end, if you want to be angry just be at those Fags and Atheists that come to troll us.

And brother Lazarus, do you mean the coordinates? Reference point on a map? What? Like I have admitted I am not a full blooded Colombian.

I think he's a papist drug runner sent here by the Don Mario cartel to infiltrate our community in an attempt to get our women and weaker members hooked on goofballs (or whatever it is that the kids do nowadays). I think security should be notified.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Hello

This "ilovelindsay" character is a spy, and judging by his screen name it sounds like a reference to I LOVE LUCY, which would make him a CUBAN COMMUNIST SPY. He slipped up badly when he said "Colombia, SC". COLOMBIA IS IN SOUTH AMERICA. No doubt he got his locales mixed up...probably his last gig was running coke through Bogota Airport.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE5546CA20090605

See! News story about a State Dept. employee spying for CUBA FOR 30 YEARS! Is it a coincidence? NO. I LOVE LINDSAY = FIDEL CASTRO PUPPET. You'd have to be blind not to see it.

THIS GUY IS SPY I KNOW IT. Cuban artificial intelligence programs track the internet looking for sworn enemies of the Communist regime and attempt to inflitrate said organizations by means of rookie spies like "I Love Lindsay" here.

ANOTHER SPY FOUND OUT BY MP HELMHOLTZ, WORLD'S GREATEST SPY REVEALER!!!!

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Hello

A bath tub is a tub for bathing in is how I understand it brother.

Anyhow, it’s nice to see more southern white Christian men joining this here forum and searching for the truth. I hope you ain’t another one of those damn bleeding heart liberal Yankees that keep coming around here. I’m getting pretty sick to my stomach always having to listen to their whining about how we true Christians are so intolerant, don’t hate gays, don’t hate communists, don’t beat your wife, blah, blah, blah! And how about all those lousy, no good for nothing, new age, wannabe religious types that are always going on about how the bible shouldn’t be taken literally and can’t even quote proper scripture?

Tell me brother, what kind of bible you quote from?


Here’s a few of my all time favorite passages from the good Book:

But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father’s house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.
If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour’s wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
(Deuteronomy 22:20 – 24)





The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken……..Amen!