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  • Johnnyboy
    True Christian™ fisherman
    • Jun 2009
    • 801

    #1

    Hello, I'm new here

    Johhnyboy
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello, I'm new here

    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    Johhnyboy
    You have 1 minute to post something substantial about yourself, or I'm going to show you the door. Starting now.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Ebenezer Wright
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 1021

      #3
      Re: Hello, I'm new here

      I find this thread to be extremely offensive!
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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      • Johnnyboy
        True Christian™ fisherman
        • Jun 2009
        • 801

        #4
        Re: Hello, I'm new here

        Im a single male with christian values. I'm not a regular church goer, but I believe in God

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello, I'm new here

          Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
          Im a single male with christian values. I'm not a regular church goer, but I believe in God
          How old are you? What church do you attend? What is your pastor's name? And what are your favorite scriptures?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Johnnyboy
            True Christian™ fisherman
            • Jun 2009
            • 801

            #6
            Re: Hello, I'm new here

            I'm 35, and I aleady said I dont attend church on a regular basis. As far as the scriptures go, I doin't really have a favorite. Nice welcoming commitee, by the way.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hello, I'm new here

              Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
              I'm 35, and I aleady said I dont attend church on a regular basis. As far as the scriptures go, I doin't really have a favorite. Nice welcoming commitee, by the way.
              You don't seem much like a Christian. Why are you here? Have you read through our church doctrines yet?

              How did you come to find Jesus?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Shinigami
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 116

                #8
                Re: Hello, I'm new here

                Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                I'm 35, and I aleady said I dont attend church on a regular basis. As far as the scriptures go, I doin't really have a favorite. Nice welcoming commitee, by the way.
                Ok. What made you think joining a website entitled one to a "welcoming commitee" or whatever? Take a seat, grab a beer and tell us how much you love Jesus.
                I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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                • Johnnyboy
                  True Christian™ fisherman
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 801

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, I'm new here

                  What exactly makes you jump to the conclusion that I'm not much of a christian?

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, I'm new here

                    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                    What exactly makes you jump to the conclusion that I'm not much of a christian?
                    Well, your DOF file for one thing.


                    That, plus you don't praise Jesus at all. Who ever heard of a Christian who doesn't have at least a few favorite verses from the Word of God?


                    You should get your cover story straight before waltzing in here. We're the real deal, pardner.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Johnnyboy
                      True Christian™ fisherman
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 801

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, I'm new here

                      DOF File??? Cover story??? Real deal??? That sounds just a little bit on the parinoid side to me, pardner. All I said was I'm a christian, but don't attend church on a regular basis. My beliefs are mine, and if they aren't up to your stringiant standards(whatever that may be), then oh well.....

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                      • Ebenezer Wright
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1021

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, I'm new here

                        God sets the standard, we just follow it.
                        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • Johnnyboy
                          True Christian™ fisherman
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 801

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, I'm new here

                          Thank you for a lucid response, Mr. Wright. I believe I do as well. I was raised in a methodist family, and honestly try to be a good person. I have many faults and am far from perfect, but again, I consider myself a christian.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, I'm new here

                            Ah, a Meth-Hood-ist. I know about your kind. Got big drims of ether at the 'church' don't you boy? You in a gang?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Johnnyboy
                              True Christian™ fisherman
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 801

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, I'm new here

                              Nosir, no gangs for me. In fact, we don't allow them in south east NC. We don't allow homo's hippies and negro lovers either. We round them all up and put them on I-95 North. Pretty much don't care where they wind up once they get past the capital (Richmond,VA).

                              As far as my methodist background, will that prevent me from being saved? I went home during my lunch hour and pured out all the beer from my fridge. Is that a good start? I'm also planning on attending chuch Sunday.

                              Someone please advise. I'm being most sincere in my search for salvation.

                              Thanks,

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