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  • JoeBob in Texas
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2009
    • 2

    #1

    A Lone Star in Dark Times.

    First of all brothers let me apologize for not coming here first. I was a bit flustered due to the clown situation.

    I am a Christian without a fellowship. The Churches around here are driven by greed and invaded by pagan foreigners and hippies. I wouldn't be suprised if the churches were selling out to jews.

    This leaves me alone to pray on Sundays and reflect. My only surviving relative, my brother, married a jew and subjects my poor niece to a godless life.

    I feel like a sheep wandering alone, no flock to follow. I hope to find a flock here.
    2 Kings 2:23-24
    Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #2
    Re: A Lone Star in Dark Times.

    Originally posted by JoeBob in Texas View Post
    First of all brothers let me apologize for not coming here first. I was a bit flustered due to the clown situation.

    I am a Christian without a fellowship. The Churches around here are driven by greed and invaded by pagan foreigners and hippies. I wouldn't be suprised if the churches were selling out to jews.

    This leaves me alone to pray on Sundays and reflect. My only surviving relative, my brother, married a jew and subjects my poor niece to a godless life.

    I feel like a sheep wandering alone, no flock to follow. I hope to find a flock here.
    Sometimes, one has difficult decisions in life to make. I'd first recommend attempting to convert your family to True Christian(tm)-dom. If that doesn't work, then you'll just have to act like Jesus.

    John 7:1 After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry,...

    Death threats aren't an uncommon thing for True Christians(tm). One must persevere. If your niece (what's the correct term for a half-jew? Oh yeah, Jew-ish) won't convert without her parent's permissions, I see no other option except causing an amber alert.

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: A Lone Star in Dark Times.

      Welcome, lost brother. You may of found a home. Maybe.

      Do describe in detail this 'Clown situation'.

      Have you acquired your King James Bible V1611 yet? It is your roadmap to Salvation.

      What makes you think you might be a Christian with hopes of becoming a True Christian?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Bethany Covington
        Woman, but possibly Saved(R)
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2009
        • 71

        #4
        Re: A Lone Star in Dark Times.

        Originally posted by JoeBob in Texas View Post
        First of all brothers let me apologize for not coming here first. I was a bit flustered due to the clown situation.

        I am a Christian without a fellowship. The Churches around here are driven by greed and invaded by pagan foreigners and hippies. I wouldn't be suprised if the churches were selling out to jews.

        This leaves me alone to pray on Sundays and reflect. My only surviving relative, my brother, married a jew and subjects my poor niece to a godless life.

        I feel like a sheep wandering alone, no flock to follow. I hope to find a flock here.
        Welcome brother JoeBob! My own brother Joesph just moved to Texas last Nov and tells me tales of the UnGodliness you speak of. He is in Houston. Perhaps you men can get together and worship Christ. I truly know how you feel about Jews and they took most of our money through shady dealing.
        Please don't feel alone. I have two lovely daughters just ripe for plucking!
        Yours in Christ,
        Bethany Angelica Covington

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        • Johnnyboy
          True Christian™ fisherman
          • Jun 2009
          • 801

          #5
          Re: A Lone Star in Dark Times.

          Hey JoeBob

          I've come here myself for guidance and the hope of being saved.

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          • Joe Rolandowsky
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 106

            #6
            Re: A Lone Star in Dark Times.

            Originally posted by JoeBob in Texas View Post
            I was a bit flustered due to the clown situation.

            I am a bit concerned with the reference to clowns.
            I may look like a joo, but I'm not. (My papers are available on request)

            Jeremiah 17:4
            Jesus LOVES Sarah! My thoughts are pleasured daily, with the anticipation of her in high office.

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