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  • Toby Hinloopen
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 30

    #31
    Re: Hi there

    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    Oh Fantastic.

    You're a masterbator. Do you realize if you touch your own tallywacker, you're bound to want to touch someone elses. That explains your reluctance to answer questions.
    No i dont know that and i do not want to touch someone else's.
    That doesn't explain "my reluctance to answer questions" either.

    If you read the whole post, you should have read i decided Yesterday, after reading that topic, to STOP. So, i'm NOT a masterbator (since 1 day )

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    • Toby Hinloopen
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2009
      • 30

      #32
      Re: Hi there

      Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
      Oh Fantastic.

      You're a masterbator. Do you realize if you touch your own tallywacker, you're bound to want to touch someone elses. That explains your reluctance to answer questions.
      Btw, I came here to get some extra knowledge/motivation to stop any sin i have. We all have to do that sometimes. I'm baptised 1 year ago and christian for 2 years. A lot of sins have gone but some are still going. I want to stop those too.

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      • Johnnyboy
        True Christian™ fisherman
        • Jun 2009
        • 801

        #33
        Re: Hi there

        Oh. In that case let me be the first to congratulate you, Nancy Boy. You should be proud of youself. 1 whole day without touching yourself. Very inspiring.

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        • Mechanix
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • May 2009
          • 122

          #34
          Re: Hi there

          Yeah I'm not either. I just have hot sex with my heathen wife. that pretty much holds me over. Its way better than any other quitting program. Not that any of you will get to try it, as my wife is for me alone!

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #35
            Re: Hi there

            I see, I'm glad you are trying to overcome that filthy habit. I pray someday the government charges people who masturbate the same sentences they give murderers, because that's what masturbation is - murdering innocent sperm cells.

            Say Toby, what denomination are you? How do you like it there in Holland?

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #36
              Re: Hi there

              Toby, try to ignore the trolls on here. They are just trying to mock and humiliate us True Christians.

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              • Toby Hinloopen
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2009
                • 30

                #37
                Re: Hi there

                Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                Oh. In that case let me be the first to congratulate you, Nancy Boy. You should be proud of youself. 1 whole day without touching yourself. Very inspiring.
                Yes, isnt that great?

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #38
                  Re: Hi there

                  Don't worry about Johnnyboy, he's unsaved trash. He doesn't appreciate how hard it is to overcome m'ing.

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                  • Toby Hinloopen
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 30

                    #39
                    Re: Hi there

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    I see, I'm glad you are trying to overcome that filthy habit. I pray someday the government charges people who masturbate the same sentences they give murderers, because that's what masturbation is - murdering innocent sperm cells.

                    Say Toby, what denomination are you? How do you like it there in Holland?
                    what is a "denomination"?

                    It's nice in Holland but i want to visit the US for a few months to improve my English.

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #40
                      Re: Hi there

                      denomination means what kind of church do you attend. There are Catholic churches, Baptists, Presbyterian, Methodists, Adventist, Evangelical, Lutheran, Jehovah's Witnesses, that kind of thing.

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                      • Mechanix
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • May 2009
                        • 122

                        #41
                        Re: Hi there

                        Let me tell ya, Toby. The US probably isn't really the best place to improve your English. (depending on where you go). Most people here are pretty intolerant of people who don't show up already knowing English.

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                        • Toby Hinloopen
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 30

                          #42
                          Re: Hi there

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          denomination means what kind of church do you attend. There are Catholic churches, Baptists, Presbyterian, Methodists, Adventist, Evangelical, Lutheran, Jehovah's Witnesses, that kind of thing.
                          I've been told it is called a "Pentecostal" church.

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #43
                            Re: Hi there

                            I see, well at least you are in a Christian church, considering you live in Holland that's impressive. When you come to America you should try visiting a Baptist church, you'll find we are much closer to the True Word of God.

                            And Mechanix, that was a VERY racist comment you made! You should be ashamed.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #44
                              Re: Hi there

                              Originally posted by Toby Hinloopen View Post
                              Yes. Much better.

                              + i read some topics AFTER the first few posts i posted, so know i understand why there were questions first. You're just like "ow no, not another one. What kind of guy is this?" and then my reply... yes... thats a pretty good combination to start a "fight".

                              Let's just start over again and forget this miscommunication.
                              Fair enough.

                              Not having ever had your particular affliction, I cannot be of much help regarding understanding your problem and why you cannot resist. I know there are quite a few threads on the subject and then may be able to give you a hand in understanding.
                              I will ask you this, do you drink alcohol? How much and how often and why. You'll see why I ask when you have answered.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #45
                                Re: Hi there

                                Leviticus 15


                                1And the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying,
                                2Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, because of his issue he is unclean.
                                3And this shall be his uncleanness in his issue: whether his flesh run with his issue, or his flesh be stopped from his issue, it is his uncleanness.
                                4Every bed, whereon he lieth that hath the issue, is unclean: and every thing, whereon he sitteth, shall be unclean.
                                5And whosoever toucheth his bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                6And he that sitteth on any thing whereon he sat that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                7And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                8And if he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean; then he shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                9And what saddle soever he rideth upon that hath the issue shall be unclean.
                                10And whosoever toucheth any thing that was under him shall be unclean until the even: and he that beareth any of those things shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                11And whomsoever he toucheth that hath the issue, and hath not rinsed his hands in water, he shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                12And the vessel of earth, that he toucheth which hath the issue, shall be broken: and every vessel of wood shall be rinsed in water.
                                13And when he that hath an issue is cleansed of his issue; then he shall number to himself seven days for his cleansing, and wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in running water, and shall be clean.
                                14And on the eighth day he shall take to him two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, and come before the LORD unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and give them unto the priest:
                                15And the priest shall offer them, the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for him before the LORD for his issue.
                                16And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                17And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even.
                                18The woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                19And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
                                20And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
                                21And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                22And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                23And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
                                24And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
                                25And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.
                                26Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.
                                27And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                                28But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
                                29And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
                                30And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
                                31Thus shall ye separate the children of Israel from their uncleanness; that they die not in their uncleanness, when they defile my tabernacle that is among them.
                                32This is the law of him that hath an issue, and of him whose seed goeth from him, and is defiled therewith; 33And of her that is sick of her flowers, and of him that hath an issue, of the man, and of the woman, and of him that lieth with her that is unclean.

                                Leviticus 22:4
                                What man soever of the seed of Aaron is a leper, or hath a running issue; he shall not eat of the holy things, until he be clean. And whoso toucheth any thing that is unclean by the dead, or a man whose seed goeth from him;

                                Deuteronomy 23:10
                                If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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