My Introduction

[Daniel]

Dear Landover Baptist Church,

Hello everyone. My name is Brother Daniel Carpenter. I live on a 190+ acre compound in the heart of West Virginia. You have seen me here before, under a different name. At that time, I was severly deluded. However, thanks to the Creation Scientists at the local True Christian Institute for the Mentally Impaired, I have been restored. My great-grandfather gave us this land upon being called to Heaven a few weeks ago. He was a Baptist minister so Our Lord and Savior blessed him with much land and True Christian descendants. I am here to learn about the Bible and Jesus. Teach me all there is to know.

Yours in Christ,

Brother Daniel

Hacker for Jesus

[Appelfap.]

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You hack lieberal sites and stuff?

[OnYourKnees]

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You hack lieberal sites and stuff?

Actually, he used to smoke. He coughs a lot.

[Daniel]

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You hack lieberal sites and stuff?

Absolutely. I'm not very good yet but I'm stll learning. I can't wait till I can take down the demoncrat website.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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For those who are not familiar with the term "hacking", I believe it refers to using instant message programs to make fun of people as well as signing up for a website's forum or guestbook under a false name and leaving innapropriate messages.

I look forward to reading some of your hilarious hacks, brother.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Landover Baptist Church,

Hello everyone. My name is Brother Daniel Carpenter. I live on a 190+ acre compound in the heart of West Virginia. You have seen me here before, under a different name. At that time, I was severly deluded. However, thanks to the Creation Scientists at the local True Christian Institute for the Mentally Impaired, I have been restored. My great-grandfather gave us this land upon being called to Heaven a few weeks ago. He was a Baptist minister so Our Lord and Savior blessed him with much land and True Christian descendants. I am here to learn about the Bible and Jesus. Teach me all there is to know.

Yours in Christ,

Brother Daniel

Hacker for Jesus

Friend,

The only thing you need to "hack" is the Holy KJV1611 Bible. "Hack" it from cover to cover, and ask any questions you might have....

[virginWhore]

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oh l33t hax0r...do your wurst!


(where I come from, "do your wurst" means something 'particular').



vw

[maverickxeo]

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Absolutely. I'm not very good yet but I'm stll learning. I can't wait till I can take down the demoncrat website.

I wonder if you are running a proxy right now. I'd hate for your ISP to see that message.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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If God is with him, who can be against him?

[parrotlover49]

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Creation Scientists at the local True Christian Institute ?? is this board about that religion? I thought this was a baptist church forum not christian scientists.
which is it ?
linda

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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Creation Scientists at the local True Christian Institute ?? is this board about that religion? I thought this was a baptist church forum not christian scientists.
which is it ?
linda

I think you're confusing creation science with scientology. True Christians believe in the bible, and believe God created everything.

[parrotlover49]

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ok fine but is this a baptist form or scientology.
linda

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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ok fine but is this a baptist form or scientology.
linda

This is the Landover Baptist Forum. You will meet some great True Christians™ here, and might even attain that status yourself one day. Praise!

[Daniel]

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For those who are not familiar with the term "hacking", I believe it refers to using instant message programs to make fun of people as well as signing up for a website's forum or guestbook under a false name and leaving innapropriate messages.

I look forward to reading some of your hilarious hacks, brother.

Not to question the reliability of Mr. O'Hanley's sources, but a hacker is:

1. One who is proficient at using or programming a computer; a computer buff.
2. One who uses programming skills to gain illegal access to a computer network or file.

Don't worry, I would never think about hacking Landover Baptist Church. They're the one place on the Internet that is worth going to! However, liberal, democrat, homosexual, or women's rights websites better watch out. No one is safe. I am a hacker in the service of Jesus, and if he is for me, who can be against me? Praise Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Not to question the reliability of Mr. O'Hanley's sources, but a hacker is:

1. One who is proficient at using or programming a computer; a computer buff.
2. One who uses programming skills to gain illegal access to a computer network or file.

Don't worry, I would never think about hacking Landover Baptist Church. They're the one place on the Internet that is worth going to! However, liberal, democrat, homosexual, or women's rights websites better watch out. No one is safe. I am a hacker in the service of Jesus, and if he is for me, who can be against me? Praise Jesus!

Let us know when you have taken down Hellary Cliton's website.