[Enobarbus]

Re: remove me now

Feminists are responsible for the moral degenaration of the last 50 years in the western world. Satan has a special cauldrun just for them.

Amen, Brother. And feminazism goes hand in hand with liebralism and demoncratism.

[Daniel]

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i just did. beleive me i willnot return to read your perverted trash and maverick no i dont want to stay and laugh at these fools. i feel too sorry for them for beleiving a lie
linda

She is a poor deluded soul. Look, Linda, I used to be just like you. Pastor FeelGood had an iron grip on me in places I can't mention here. I came to Landover Baptist and my first reaction was also rejection. I always thought that God was loving and caring and loved everyone. Boy was I wrong. I quite Landover Baptist. Luckily, my True Christian family abducted me and carted me off to the local True Christian Institute for the Mentally Impared. They restored me to full mental health. I know now that God hates sin and that not everyone is going to Heaven. This will be hard for you to accept at first (it was for me) but you'll adjust over time as the grip that Satan has on your life is loosened by Gods love, not for everyone, but for those that serve him. You shouldn't accept at face value what Pastor FeelGood tells you. I suggest that you take a Saturday to sit down and read your Bible (KJV1611). It will tell you everything.

Yours in Christ,

Brother Daniel

[Star Finder]

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I, too, once had sex with a parrot. That dosn't mean that I want to leave the forums. Do not think parrotlover49 is stupid because of having sex with parrots, no, it is stupid because it does not realize that now they will never be free of LBC.

and you know what the "49" is for right? its like "69" but shorter.

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[Brother Temperance]

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Your too sick group for me. I say prayers for you all because your in great need of it. I went to user cp but cant find a button to quit your sick forum and i want you to get me off ban me whatever just get me off.
linda

If you are having difficulty finding a button to quit "our sick forum", try the top right-hand corner of your screen, where there should be a small box with an "x" in it, at least if you're running IE. There should also be a button on the front of your monitor you can press, and a switch round the back of your computer, both of which may well come in useful when attempting to leave our forums.

just remove me from your sick perverted hateful sight. I beleive in the one true bible king james.

That's nice. We believe in the One True God. But have fun worshipping King James.

Like I will be?

Friend, we are commanded to become as little children before we can be Saved. So in a way, you've got a head start.

[OnYourKnees]

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Your too sick group for me. I say prayers for you all because your in great need of it. I went to user cp but cant find a button to quit your sick forum and i want you to get me off ban me whatever just get me off.
linda

Linda -

Why do you hate Jesus?

Jesus died temporarily so that only those who believe in Him could have their sins forgiven, while everyone else is cast out into eternal torture in Hellfire.

Haven't you read the Bible? You claim you have, and that's what it says.

If you believe we have misread something, please feel free to point it out. We'd be happy to discuss any concerns you might have.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Your too sick group for me. I say prayers for you all because your in great need of it. I went to user cp but cant find a button to quit your sick forum and i want you to get me off ban me whatever just get me off.
linda

I think I see where the confusion is! I'm sorry, dear, but you must have thought we were a dating website. No wonder you think we're "sick", you must have wondered what kind of heathens would look for dates by talking about God! Sorry, we're not lavalife.com or eharmony.com. If you took time away from your lurid fantasizing to look at the top of the screen, you would have seen you're at LandoverBaptist.net!
What a silly mistake. If only you had looked up "Baptist" in the dictionary, you would have saved yourself some embarassment.

[Appelfap.]

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One person more in Hell...

[Petal]

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I went to user cp but cant find a button to quit your [bootiful] forum

i saids a liddle prayer for Miss.ParrotLurve, cuz she were so overwelmeds by this here user-freindly softwares, that she not able to log off an never ever come back like a normil person woulds, she make somethang diffcult outta somethang simple an nows she been banded for being a loon wiv plastick cutlery i be prayin it plastick anyways

[virginWhore]

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Actually, she's being TORMENTED BY you all, because I'll bet she set this site as her browser start page.

This is somehow your fault.

I wonder if the site admin here could be so kind as to drive out to pasadena and reset her homepage to google. Thank you, that would be very nice.


vw

[virginWhore]

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better yet, we should all pray this easter that God deliver her from her affliction.


I was thinking maybe "lightning bolt to her incoming electrical service", but maybey others here have something more benign.


vw

[Poetic Peter]

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better yet, we should all pray this easter that God deliver her from her affliction.


I was thinking maybe "lightning bolt to her incoming electrical service", but
maybe others here have something more benign.

I suggest psittacosis,
which parrotlover surely knows as an infection
caused by the obligatory intracellular bacterium, Chlamydia psittaci,
affecting parrots and their human parromours.

I serve these parrot fever germs from a Petrie dish.
The medium is agar-agar, and is decorated with a sprig of parseley
and a smilie face traced out in black beluga caviar, because

I am into culture.

[virginWhore]

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I
I serve these parrot fever germs from a Petrie dish.
The medium is agar-agar, and is decorated with a sprig of parseley

you have just perfectly described marshmallow aspic. No wonder the dog won't touch it.


vw

[Poetic Peter]

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you have just perfectly described marshmallow aspic. No wonder the dog won't touch it.


vw

Call me an old fashioned fellow, for I am that.
Yes, we used to have a dog here.
Used to have a cat problem too.

Other downhome uncordials for unwanted guests include this old family favorite exorcise; works like a charm.

"remove me now", child parrotlover coughed...




Rough on Rats in noodle soup is the best way to cure the Croup.
The Croup we know is not a "bug"; it's Satan's whoopy call to "fugg".
Therefore it behooves the parent: drug your demoned heir apparent.