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  • Bob the Reviver
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    • Jun 2009
    • 32

    #1

    Finally!

    Finally I have found people that agree with me! People that I can talk to and relate with, without persecution because of my religious views!

    Friends, brothers and sisters I come to you with great pleasure. I thank the one true Lord for helping find this great website!

    Glad to be here!
    We are the ones who will be saved. We that are of the one true faith that will give us access to our Great Lord's Kingdom!
  • JeremiahSchmidt
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2009
    • 5

    #2
    Re: Finally!

    Bob, you are truely a credit to our faith!

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    • Bob the Reviver
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      • Jun 2009
      • 32

      #3
      Re: Finally!

      Originally posted by JeremiahSchmidt View Post
      Bob, you are truely a credit to our faith!
      Why thank you Brother Jeremiah.
      We are the ones who will be saved. We that are of the one true faith that will give us access to our Great Lord's Kingdom!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Finally!

        Originally posted by Bob the Reviver View Post
        Finally I have found people that agree with me! People that I can talk to and relate with, without persecution because of my religious views!

        Friends, brothers and sisters I come to you with great pleasure. I thank the one true Lord for helping find this great website!

        Glad to be here!
        Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church, etc.


        Originally posted by JeremiahSchmidt View Post
        Bob, you are truely a credit to our faith!
        Jerry, why would you make such a dramatic statement based on three short sentences? And what do you mean by "our faith?" What cult do you two belong to?


        Originally posted by Bob the Reviver View Post
        Why thank you Brother Jeremiah.
        Okay, are you two queer for each other? This is a Christian forum, not a nancyboy pickup bar.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: Finally!

          Originally posted by Bob the Reviver View Post
          Finally I have found people that agree with me! People that I can talk to and relate with, without persecution because of my religious views!

          Friends, brothers and sisters I come to you with great pleasure. I thank the one true Lord for helping find this great website!

          Glad to be here!

          I wonder what, exactly, are your religious views? And Brother Jeremiah's endorsement of them seemed to happen rather quickly.

          I trust that Brother Ezekiel will retain Bob the Reviver's status as "Unsaved Trash Under Investigation" and subject him to a careful review before changing it.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • Miss April
            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 685

            #6
            Re: Finally!

            Welcame bob to the Forums Which chruch do you go two? How did you came to know The Wonderful Lord? What's your favorite Bible verse? please tell us more about yourself

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            • Bob the Reviver
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              • Jun 2009
              • 32

              #7
              Re: Finally!

              Sorry for not telling you guys more.

              I am of the Baptist Christian faith, note my signature. That is the reasons I chose this faith, it is the one true faith that's followers will be going to our Lord's Kingdom of Heaven.

              My favorite verse would have to be Hosea 13:16.
              Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: They shall fall by the sword: Their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
              It shows how areas of the world that lose faith will face a great terror. I like it because it shows what areas of the world with false religions, ahem middle eastern religions , will face damnation

              I go to a local baptist church in the city about half an hour from where I live. The church also has a school that is great because it teaches the children right things, nothing like the satanic theory of evolution will be found there
              We are the ones who will be saved. We that are of the one true faith that will give us access to our Great Lord's Kingdom!

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