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Hello ebrybody. I is back. I had a wunderful stay at da hosbital. The Lawd seed fit to make sure I had plenty of dilaudid and I swear I thought I died and flew off to Heabin. It was wonderful place so all you sinners better repent yo ebil ways right now cause da Lawd made us good folk a place to go when we off and die. Let me tell y'all somethin. I see da Lawds special roster and I can tell yo there is a bunch of you that ain't goin no where but to hell!
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Welcome back, there is a pile of laudry to do. We had a Texas Hot Chile party while you were gone so there is a lot of scrubbing to be done.
Be sure to post a picture of the jar on the milk crate by your cot in the flop house.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Lawd hab mercy Mr James, wif all da time you spend at Landover, you coulda done the laundry yoself...and da scubbin, tooOriginally posted by James Hutchins View PostEverybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
What heathen medicine did they give you that would enable you to talk like that? You seem to of forgotten your place. You are both a darkie and a woman wheras I am neither. Perhaps no gruel for a few days will get you to change your tune!Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Miss Valvoline! Very good to have you back! Did Sam manage to stay out of prison while you were away?Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Sam been dead fo a while now. He had the diabeadies, got hisself all sugared up and da Lawd seed fit to take him away. Well, he be a pain in my ass anyways. Now I git my widows money. Of course I is sendin it right to the church.Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View PostEverybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Sam is dead?! What a blessed relief tragedy!! At least with the widow's benefits you will get more out of the bastard dead than when he was alive be able to support yourself AND tithe generously.Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Thank you fo you words of comfort, ma amOriginally posted by Nurse Clampett View PostSam is dead?! What a blessed relief tragedy!! At least with the widow's benefits you will get more out of the bastard dead than when he was alive be able to support yourself AND tithe generously.Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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