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  • AMORMON
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2009
    • 6

    #1

    Introduction & Question

    Hi from the UK

    I live in the Midlands in the UK and just discovered this holy forum

    I hope to het to know you all very soon.....

    My question is:-

    I live a very unholy life, I drink, smoke, take drugs, kill Gods creatures, Take the Lord's name in vein, covert my neighbours wife (and her 2 sisters and brother), lies fall from my mouth constantly, I shove things up my arse in the shower, the list of vileness is never ending
    What I want to know is-how long can I continue to do these things for and repent on my deathbed and Still go to heaven?
    Thanking you in advance for your visionary responces
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Introduction & Question

    Is your username some kind of foreign patois that is supposed to mean :"Love, man"? ARE YOU A HIPPIE, BOY?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • The baptist
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2009
      • 16

      #3
      Re: Introduction & Question

      Oh dear.

      I am thinking that you will be in need of glasses very soon.

      Genesis 19:11

      And they struck the men who were at the doorway of the house with blindness, both small and great, so that they became weary trying to find the door.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #4
        Re: Introduction & Question

        Originally posted by AMORMON View Post
        I live a very unholy life, I drink, smoke, take drugs, kill Gods creatures, Take the Lord's name in vein,
        Not the artery, but the vein?
        covert my neighbours wife (and her 2 sisters and brother), lies fall from my mouth constantly, I shove things up my arse in the shower, the list of vileness is never ending
        Doesn't sound like you're much of a Mormon.
        What I want to know is-how long can I continue to do these things for and repent on my deathbed and Still go to heaven?
        Mormons all go to Hell.

        Perhaps you'd like to try Christianity?

        Of course, repenting on your deathbed is meaningless and will not save you. Repentance must be sincere; that means you understand that you are spitting in God's face for His ultimate sacrifice -- His temporary death and self-resurrection -- by any violation of His Law, and then apologize sincerely, and never sin again.

        People who repent at death are not sincere. They have lived their lives doing vile deeds, knowing that they are insulting God and causing Him immeasurable pain, without a care. Their prayers will fall on deaf ears, and they will spend eternity in the Lake of Fire.
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        • AMORMON
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2009
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Introduction & Question

          I joined the Mormon church (THE church of Jesus Christ of latterday saints) to have many wives I did indeed have many of the wives at our church, then left..... I am looking for a new faith, to tear me from my debortuary
          Show me the way

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          • AMORMON
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2009
            • 6

            #6
            Re: Introduction & Question

            I am at least being honest

            No one can ever enter the celestial kingdom unless he is strictly honest.
            Joseph Smith, Jr.

            Amen

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Introduction & Question

              Originally posted by AMORMON View Post
              I am looking for a new faith, to tear me from my debortuary
              Is that something like a mortuary?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: Introduction & Question

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Is that something like a mortuary?
                I think it's where Mormons put aborted fetuses after they sacrifice them to their pagan demons.
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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Introduction & Question

                  Do you think that you can outwit the Almighty just by planning to repent on your deathbed? He is way ahead of you:

                  Luke 12:20: But God said unto him, [Thou] fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided?

                  We have a saying in this church: Those who plan to repent at the eleventh hour often die at 10:59.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • The baptist
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: Introduction & Question

                    A sick man


                    Gen 27:12
                    What if my father touches me? I would appear to be tricking him and would bring down a curse on myself rather than a blessing.

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