Hello All!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

It's so desperately sad that Satan's attraction is so strong nowdays that guests get lured into pornography or other distractions before reading the Instructions. Let alone the entire vault of scripturally accurate prescriptions for correct living on the Forums.

I think of these people like an argument against abortion. This person could, in theory, if not aborted by Satan into a wasted life, have been the next President Trump or even Jesus. I wish all abortion-ers... abortion-doers - all women basically - should watch a video of a baby becoming Jesus Christ before making that decision to terminate(*).

(*) Plus a medically unnecessary ultrasound and 24-hour waiting period.

[Adam Fag]

Hello, my name is Barbara Barker! I love Jesus. I pray every day to him.

Hi. You write well, can I call you Babs?

Thank you. God wants us to love Him and prayer is a part of that. When you pray, what do you ask for? World peace? Shoes? Food for those starved? The form of words is top of the To Do list. Just think, all the prayers for peace but as yet the right words have not been found.

If they had been, there would be peace.

..and thanks for your post, which I liked.

[Isabella White]

It's Him, not him! Don't be lazy! Lazy people will all burn in Hell! (Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24)

Oh, I do suspect that this Miss Barbara has fluttered herself away from , dear Brother Cranky. We've had nary a peep from her since she wrote that poorly-constructed introductory message. Well, if Miss Barbara does not want to burn in the fires of eternal — which she so assuredly deserves — then she had better become focused and flutter her way back here to read the glorious , and to learn from the people here at . Otherwise, she can accept this very real fact: Life is short; eternal damnation is forever!

[Johny Joe Hold]

It's Him, not him! Don't be lazy! Lazy people will all burn in Hell! (Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24)

We need a way to fine and collect a penalty fee every time some newbie comes here and insults Jesus and God. It's CAPS people.

[Cranky Old Man]

Hello, my name is Barbara Barker! I love Jesus. I pray every day to him.

It's Him, not him! Don't be lazy! Lazy people will all burn in Hell! (Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Why not asking help about it from the people who fought Manichaeism long ago?

You mean "apart from the fact that they are all dead?"

Besides, didn't the Chinese got rid of it long ago.

Probably did, but I don't read Ching-Chong.

Perhaps you are confusing it with another cult that is called Bahai?

Is that some sort of Hindu rubbish? Elephants with 8 arms, etc? Or that one where a fat guy sits under a tree and dispenses memes?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

I am writing a sermon and am looking for less obvious reasons to refute the Manichean heresy. Have you any suggestions?

Why not asking help about it from the people who fought Manichaeism long ago? Besides, didn't the Chinese got rid of it long ago. Pheraps you are confusing it with another cult that is called Bahai?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Hello, my name is Barbara Barker! I love Jesus. I pray every day to him.

Like the majority of our countrymen ans women.

You may be able to help me. I am writing a sermon and am looking for less obvious reasons to refute the Manichean heresy. Have you any suggestions?

[Isabella White]

Hello, my name is Barbara Barker! I love Jesus. I pray every day to him.

Hello to you, dear Miss Barbara! I would like to extend to you a most gracious, warm We are always so delighted when a wayward lamb finds her way to — to learn about the and blessed that will save you from the fires of eternal .

In your excitement about finding us, it appears that you have overlooked our simple requests from the top of the Introductory Forum page. I shall include them below for your benefit; so, please, Dear, do provide us with this much-needed information at your earliest convenience. It will help our menfolk in the Faith Department as they conduct their intensive, investigative work into your background. Thank you for your assistance!

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

May bless you, Dear, as you walk with — here, at .

[Johny Joe Hold]

Hello, my name is Barbara Barker! I love Jesus. I pray every day to him.

Welcome Barbara to our joyful battle against sin. Sister Handmaiden provided guidance on moving forward with your life in our Church.

[handmaiden]

Hello, my name is Barbara Barker! I love Jesus. I pray every day to him.

Thank you, dear, for your enthusiastic introduction. Your sentiments do you credit, but we will need more information. Which church do you attend? How did you come to find Jesus? Have you birthed babies for The Lord and do you have your husband's permission to be visiting our site?

[Oromiss]

Hello, my name is Barbara Barker! I love Jesus. I pray every day to him.