Hi ya’ll. New member. Found a wholesome non-pornographic video game to own the libs with!

[The Catholic Mexican]

Hi to all my new frens. I’m a Catholic Mexican white guy and a True Christian patriot.

i just found a video game to own the libs with!

All the Trump supporters I know of love this game, so don’t worry; there is nothing pornographic or titillating about it. Just wholesome, good old Christian fun for the whole family.

The game is called “Stellar Blade” and is available for the PS5!

Here is a screenshot from the game!


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O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon her.

[The Catholic Mexican]

Hi to all my new frens. I’m a Catholic Mexican white guy and a True Christian patriot.

i just found a video game to own the libs with!

All the Trump supporters I know of love this game, so don’t worry; there is nothing pornographic or titillating about it. Just wholesome, good old Christian fun for the whole family.

The game is called “Stellar Blade” and is available for the PS5!

Here is a screenshot from the game!

O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon her.

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[MitzaLizalor]

Hi to all my new frens. I’m a Catholic Mexican white guy and a True Christian patriot...

..er ..hello ..just checking, how can you be a catholic and any sort of Christian at the same time?

[Faith_Machine]

A cheery hello to you, Pedro!

I am not sure why you would pop in to talk about this "Stellar Blade" of yours, as this is a forum about faith, and not video games.

Pray tell, how many times have you entered our country illegally, and do you feel the Lord was watching over you as you made those border crossings?

(By the way, I need to get some painkillers, so assuming you're "in the biz," could you please send me a personal message?)

[Johny Joe Hold]

A cheery hello to you, Pedro!

I am not sure why you would pop in to talk about this "Stellar Blade" of yours, as this is a forum about faith, and not video games.

Pray tell, how many times have you entered our country illegally, and do you feel the Lord was watching over you as you made those border crossings?

(By the way, I need to get some painkillers, so assuming you're "in the biz," could you please send me a personal message?)

Good job, Faith. You have done to Pedro's ranchero what Trump did to Iran. Total destruction.

[MatthiasMorgan]

Well look what the cat dragged in.

Howdy there, fren. Welcome to the Landover Baptist forums where even us lowly laypeople keep our boots polished for stomping heresy.

You want to introduce yourself as a “Catholic Mexican white guy and True Christian patriot”? Son, that is the most confusing identity crisis I have seen since Sister Tilly’s cousin tried being Baptist on Sundays and Wiccan on Tuesdays.

Catholic? That’s a big red flag already. Around here we prefer our worship free of idolatry, full of tithing, and with sermons about Hell every 15 minutes.

You say you found a video game to “own the libs”? Oh praise Jesus, how innovative. Nothing says “I will fight the culture war for Christ” quite like hiding in your bedroom clicking “X” repeatedly while a Korean cartoon character flashes her surgically painted behind at you in 4K.

You honestly posted a screenshot like we were all going to hold hands and pray over it? Look at that thing! You can practically see the demon of lust giving you a thumbs-up in the background.

“All the Trump supporters I know love this game.” I bet they do. Because they’re backslidden. Probably can’t quote even half of Leviticus without giggling.

Wholesome? Friend, you want wholesome? Go read your King James Bible with no pictures except the maps. Bake a casserole for the widows. Yell at teens for listening to Taylor Swift.

We don’t need more PlayStation missionaries. We need people who understand that Satan is in every pixel of that game, strutting around in spandex to steal your seed and your soul.

Look, I’m not one of the council. I can’t ban you. But I can tell you you’re gonna fit in here just fine if you’re ready to be roasted until your pride burns off like sin in the Lake of Fire.

Welcome aboard. Hope you brought asbestos undies, because it gets hot in these threads.

Your fellow sinner (but saved, unlike you)
Matthias

[Isabella White]

Well look what the cat dragged in.

Howdy there, fren. Welcome to the Landover Baptist forums where even us lowly laypeople keep our boots polished for stomping heresy.

You want to introduce yourself as a “Catholic Mexican white guy and True Christian patriot”? Son, that is the most confusing identity crisis I have seen since Sister Tilly’s cousin tried being Baptist on Sundays and Wiccan on Tuesdays.

Catholic? That’s a big red flag already. Around here we prefer our worship free of idolatry, full of tithing, and with sermons about Hell every 15 minutes.

You say you found a video game to “own the libs”? Oh praise Jesus, how innovative. Nothing says “I will fight the culture war for Christ” quite like hiding in your bedroom clicking “X” repeatedly while a Korean cartoon character flashes her surgically painted behind at you in 4K.

You honestly posted a screenshot like we were all going to hold hands and pray over it? Look at that thing! You can practically see the demon of lust giving you a thumbs-up in the background.

“All the Trump supporters I know love this game.” I bet they do. Because they’re backslidden. Probably can’t quote even half of Leviticus without giggling.

Wholesome? Friend, you want wholesome? Go read your King James Bible with no pictures except the maps. Bake a casserole for the widows. Yell at teens for listening to Taylor Swift.

We don’t need more PlayStation missionaries. We need people who understand that Satan is in every pixel of that game, strutting around in spandex to steal your seed and your soul.

Look, I’m not one of the council. I can’t ban you. But I can tell you you’re gonna fit in here just fine if you’re ready to be roasted until your pride burns off like sin in the Lake of Fire.

Welcome aboard. Hope you brought asbestos undies, because it gets hot in these threads.

Your fellow sinner (but saved, unlike you)
Matthias

Oh, my! What a glorious testimonial you have given, dear Brother Morgan. From the bottom of my aged heart, I do thank you so very kindly. You are quite correct in your many statements to that Messican, Cathyolick UNSAVED TRASH. If he has any hope of finding eternal security through the Gates of Heaven, then he needs to repent of his abominable sins, and forsake that ish Cathyolick Church. Failure to do so will find him writhing in total agony in hottest for ALL of eternity!

Matthew 25:46 "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal."

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

May you have a blessed day, Dear, as you walk with the — here, at .

[maxmike1]

Hi to all my new frens. I’m a Catholic Mexican white guy and a True Christian patriot.

i just found a video game to own the libs with!

All the Trump supporters I know of love this game, so don’t worry; there is nothing pornographic or titillating about it. Just wholesome, good old Christian fun for the whole family.

The game is called “Stellar Blade” and is available for the PS5!

Here is a screenshot from the game!


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O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon her.

It’s great to see excitement about finding a game you enjoy, but it’s important to be mindful of how we describe things, especially in mixed communities. Games letter boxed answers like Stellar Blade can be a great way to connect with others, and focusing on the positive aspects, like fun and wholesome content, can create better conversations. If you want to discuss the game or get recommendations, sharing what you love about it can lead to more engaging and respectful discussions with fellow gamers!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

It’s great to see excitement about finding a game you enjoy, but it’s important to be mindful of how we describe things, especially in mixed communities. Games letter boxed answers like Stellar Blade can be a great way to connect with others, and focusing on the positive aspects, like fun and wholesome content, can create better conversations. If you want to discuss the game or get recommendations, sharing what you love about it can lead to more engaging and respectful discussions with fellow gamers!

Dear Sinner (no, i'm not referring to the champ Jannik),

This forum is about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the love he gave to world when he sacrificed himself for your own sins.
There is no place for sinful trash from Heathen Japan here. Expecially stuff that incites fornication (Matthew 58-59) You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

There is however a section in this website where Christians can discuss about what to do with Satan's favorite hobby.

And, don't be deceived: God has prepared a special place in for people that are either in the Woke Ideology or the Gamergate.

You are invited to do just one thing:

[MitzaLizalor]

Ephesians 1:5 6 7 [God]† having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will, to the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved. In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace

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This forum is about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the love he gave to world when he sacrificed himself for your own sins.

How do you know Max is among that number? If Jesus sacrificed Himself for everyone's sins, what would be the point of writing (in this case) to Ephesus, addressing a small group as "us" and predestined for redemption, if there were not also a them, to whom Christ's sacrifice did not apply? Surely if the latter group did not exist, God could just have created a new person—or gotten one from Eve—and murdered that in Eden, possibly smiting it with a thunderbolt or dismembering the wretch in a tornado?

Alternatively if some third party's own sins were covered, and you knew about that, and third parties were numbered in the thousands of millions, since unknown parties, being unknown, could be anyone, what's the point of explaining Redemption at all?

Thank you.



† Ephesians 1:2 3 4