Just saying Hi

[Frogmella]

Thought I'd pop in to see you all!
Regards.
Frogmella.

[Miss April]

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Welcame Frogmella to Gods Favorite forum Which chruch do you go to? how Old are u? What's your favorite Bible verse? Please tell us more about yourself

[Bob The Baptist]

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Hello Frogmella, I too am new to this forum. I think in the main they are good God fearing folk. Please watch your language, they are quite strict and I am ashamed to say I have already had a severe warning
Cheers
Bob.

[Frogmella]

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Welcame Frogmella to Gods Favorite forum Which chruch do you go to? how Old are u? What's your favorite Bible verse? Please tell us more about yourself

Hi Miss April!
I am 27 and my church is a Baptist haven in Limerick, Eire.
I don't have any particular favourite verse, as wisdom is found in all the pages of the good book.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I notice your Irish, like making wine, and only dedicate part of your time to the Church. Why only part time?

[Jed_Cassidy]

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Greetings, newcomer.

Now tell us, can you make biscuits and gravy?

How speedy are out at completing womanly household chores?

What are all the pies you can make?

How do you feel about retractable shower heads?

[Frogmella]

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I notice your Irish, like making wine, and only dedicate part of your time to the Church. Why only part time?

My occupation is a part time verger, of which, I receive a small allowance. I am there for the church at all times, as it is there for all.

[Johnnyboy]

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Welcome Frogmella(interesting name)

Do you read the KJV1611 Bible? Do you prefer Irish whiskey or Scotch?

[Frogmella]

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Greetings, newcomer.

Now tell us, can you make biscuits and gravy?

How speedy are out at completing womanly household chores?

What are all the pies you can make?

How do you feel about retractable shower heads?

Hi Mr Cassidy.

Indeed I can make biscuits. A particular favourite here in the Emerald Isle are Currant Squares with icing sugar dusting. Gravy I make from meat juices and stock and thickened with potato starch or cornflour.

Thick crust, apple and blackberry with lashings of fresh double cream is the order of the day here.

I'm a little unsure as to your question about the shower heads though.

[Nobar King]

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I'm a little unsure as to your question about the shower heads though.

That was a trick question. Presumably, as a woman, you are used to taking baths.

[Frogmella]

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Welcome Frogmella(interesting name)

Do you read the KJV1611 Bible? Do you prefer Irish whiskey or Scotch?

I do indeed read the King James version of the good book.

I like neither Irish nor Scotch whiskey, a touch to harsh for my palate. I prefer a good Merlot or one of my own creations.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Hi Mr Cassidy.

Indeed I can make biscuits. A particular favourite here in the Emerald Isle are Currant Squares with icing sugar dusting. Gravy I make from meat juices and stock and thickened with potato starch or cornflour.

Thick crust, apple and blackberry with lashings of fresh double cream is the order of the day here.

I'm a little unsure as to your question about the shower heads though.

I may have to interpret a bit. What you are describing is a COOKIE, not a biscuit. Actual biscuits are properly served smothered in white sausage gravy with a side of grits. Eggs over easy complement this real American breakfast. Brother Cassidy, you may have to supply this Irish Lass with a real biscuit recipe.

Retractable shower heads are quite another subject. Satan often lures women into using retractable shower heads for self pleasure. What a woman feels from this is often described as "orgasm" but this phenomenon has already been proven to actually be demonic possession.

Hope this helps!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Frogmella]

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That was a trick question. Presumably, as a woman, you are used to taking baths.

Of course, twice a day. Cleanliness, is after all, what we should all strive for; in body and in soul.

[steffaNismo]

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I may have to interpret a bit. What you are describing is a COOKIE, not a biscuit. Actual biscuits are properly served smothered in white sausage gravy with a side of grits. Eggs over easy complement this real American breakfast. Brother Cassidy, you may have to supply this Irish Lass with a real biscuit recipe.

Retractable shower heads are quite another subject. Satan often lures women into using retractable shower heads for self pleasure. What a woman feels from this is often described as "orgasm" but this phenomenon has already been proven to actually be demonic possession.

Hope this helps!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

It's been proven? ...Really?

I would love to see this proof you speak of.

[Johnnyboy]

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It's been proven? ...Really?

I would love to see this proof you speak of.

Don't worry about Steffany. She's just a confused, catholic, teenager still in the throes of puberty. She tends to get on your nerves a little, but she's harmless and amusing. Pathetic, but amusing.