Just a Jesus gal

[carolofthehells]

Hello, everybody, my name is Carol. I'm 36 and have been a proud wife for 32 years, as well as a best-selling author of pastorally acclaimed empowering wholesome Christian saga memoir, "Story of a Soulette", recounting my true and faith-building experiences as the mother of a damned piece of shit (pardon my Biblical Hebrew!) who I sacrificed to Baal to prevent HIM from continuing to be a tranny. You can buy the E-book at your local Landover Baptist congregation. So happy to meet all of y'all and am sending all of y'all all of the blessings and the benedictions and the praises and the prayers from Tucson, Commiezona.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Greetings, Mrs. Carol, and welcome to the . At least that's what I would tell you if you were in a Catholic Church.

Anyway, there are some questions I would like to ask to you, other than what's your favorite Bible verse which Church you attend and how did you find Jesus.

I'm 36 and have been a proud wife for 32 years

Were you married when you were 4? Did your marriage happen in Iraq?

mother of a damned [EXPLICIT WORD REMOVED] (pardon my Biblical Hebrew!) who I sacrificed to Baal to prevent HIM from continuing to be a tranny.

I hope you've asked forgiveness for this, as you violated two commandaments.

(Deuteronomy 12:31): Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods.
(Exodus 21:15):And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Welcome Carolofthehells. And thank you Father Rovagnati for helping her by pointing out the violations of commandments. I hope she can find her way out of the sinful life.

I, too, have trouble, Mrs. Carol, on the timeline of your life. Marriage at four years old is quite unusual.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I, too, have trouble, Mrs. Carol, on the timeline of your life. Marriage at four years old is quite unusual.

Agreed, Mr. Mayor. Trapping a man into marriage so young gives him no possibility of her dying first and allowing him a second choice. I can't condone it.

[carolofthehells]

Trapping a man into marriage so young gives him no possibility of her dying first and allowing him a second choice. I can't condone it.

My husband was only 47 when my giver of birth forced him to marry me at gattling gun-point. This is something that has been on my heart for a while. I am currently in the middle of my thirteenth pregnancy and am hoping that I will finally die in childbirth so he can have the Godly freedom he deserves.

[carolofthehells]

I hope you've asked forgiveness for this, as you violated two of commandaments.

I have, in the form of a $250,000 donation. This is when I was still Lutheran filth. I've grown since then; I kept sweet, stayed silent, and let my husband do that himself when our "daughter" came out as fagfilth.

[MitzaLizalor]

When the "days of the week" came up a little while ago, we reviewed some names used by the evil one. "Satan" is the best known, of course, and France has a slightly different portfolio.

made-up false "god"	true identity
moon/Luna Tíw Mars Woden/Odin Mercury Thor Jupiter/Jove Fríge/Frigg (married to Odin) Venus Saturn	.SATAN .SATAN .SATAN .SATAN .SATAN .SATAN .SATAN .SATAN (MARRIED TO SATAN) .SATAN .SATAN

One name that was not mentioned is Baal (because there's no day called Baalday) but that is another name he uses and OP may have referred to the following text from Paul:

I Corinthians 5:3d, 4, 5 concerning him that hath so done this deed [the deed being erotic impropriety] in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when ye are gathered together, and my spirit, with the power of our Lord Jesus Christ, to deliver such an one unto Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus.

Erotic impropriety so rarely occurs to any Christian that available categories are never listed explicitly – but there are quite a few. Delivering such an one unto Satan and delivering him to Baal are essentially the same thing, since "Baal" is just Satan wearing his Baal "hat" as it were. The particular transgression is less important—it's in verse one—because any such person fornicating in any of the prohibited categories elicits the response called for here.

Now there are people who think they know better than Paul, who consider Jesus to be ignorant and that God never understood what He was talking about when He defined lasciviousness. And the forms of unbridled libido He details throughout The Bible are extremely wide-ranging. Thinking one has a better idea, identifying as polyamorous for example, is to contradict God and I can never understand why such people call themselves "Christians" or try to change* what is taught in their church. If God's standard is so repugnant, why not simply dismiss it as irrelevant? After all, they act as though it were.

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* assuming they were churchgoers before they turned "poly"

Very disappointing.

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