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[AnnoyingRetard]

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.



am I supposed to put something here?

anyway I like Gesus and believe he is both Jod and the son of Jod and my favorite bible verse is Genesis -1:infinity

[Johny Joe Hold]

Welcome Annoying--Please respect this site. It is a place for serious discussion of Jesus and not an opportunity for stand-up comics. We are interested to learn about your actual walk with Jesus. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

[AnnoyingRetard]

Welcome Annoying--Please respect this site. It is a place for serious discussion of Jesus and not an opportunity for stand-up comics. We are interested to learn about your actual walk with Jesus. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

forgive me, for I am not sure what this site is for

I have praied to Jesus before I think, but I'm not sure if he's real or not or real and not or neither real nor not

I think Jesus is real given what the stories tell me however

[Madame Frottage]

Bonjour. Please tell us what you prayed for last upon the rosary.

[AnnoyingRetard]

Bonjour. Please tell us what you prayed for last upon the rosary.

isn't rosary what you'd call something full of roses?

[MitzaLizalor]

isn't rosary what you'd call something full of roses?

A rosary is a string of beads, invariably of meretricious design, full of demons.

[AnnoyingRetard]

A rosary is a string of beads, invariably of meretricious design, full of demons.

I have never praid upon a string of beads, spheres, balls, testicles, or whatever you want to call them

[MitzaLizalor]

No actual prayer is addressed to beads or turtles. Over the centuries, devils have introduced objects associated with false "prayer" to glorify themselves. As soon as God sees a "devotional" object, any object, it could be alive or a fossil or a glass bead game played by demons to mock Him, revulsion is the best you're gonna get. "Abomination" is the word He uses, fleshed out with other descriptors, and He is very consistent here.

Smiting with a jet of fire from Heaven, a loathsome plague, an earthquake or instant leprosy of the head is farther along the scale of God's response to incorrect forms of prayer. Eventually the whole world will become molten, all the elements liquid including Tungsten and Iridium and assorted other elements yet to be discovered (God knows all about them right now, obviously) suggesting that some metals will then be gaseous due to the high temperature. Can you imagine breathing Tantalum gas at 10,000 degrees hot? Don't fall into that lake of Rhenium!

This is the ultimate fate of persons doing abominable prayer. Christians will not be present. Turn to Jesus today.

[AnnoyingRetard]

if I eat a rosary or idol will I go to hell to be pooped on?

hoping not because rosaries taste good

[MitzaLizalor]

You raise an interesting question about breathing. Hell is populated by foul things – but do they breathe? Were they to do so, available gas would be neither dainty nor goodly. Here is God's list of such things:

1. Gold
2. Silver
3. Gemstones
4. Pearls
5. Linen
6. Purple dyestuffs
7. Silk
8. Scarlet pigments
9. Aromatic wood
10. Ivory
11. Precious wood
12. Brass
13. Iron
14. Marble
15. Cinnamon
16. Perfume (assorted)
17. Ointment
18. Frankincense
19. Wine
20. Oil (such as olive oil)
21. Flour
22. Wheat
23. Beasts
24. Sheep
25. Horses
26. Chariots (e.g. Cadillac, Aston Martin)
27. Slaves
28. Ideas

God continues to affirm that these twenty-eight items are both dainty and goodly BUT lusting after them leads to torment, weeping and wailing. He does so here:

Revelation 18:14-15 The fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all. The merchants of these things, which were made rich by her, shall stand afar off for the fear of her torment, weeping and wailing

Hell, as prepared for the devil to reside in, where heathens end up accompanying him, has noxious fumes to breathe. Depending on the temperature there'd be gaseous metals included from time to time. The predominant gas, however, is what we call "rotten egg gas" and you mentioned a well known source of it in your post. Satan, therefore, must breathe it all the time (apart from brief appearances above the surface) (brief, here, means in comparison to eternity) and idolators (Rosaries are a type of idol) will be breathing it too, in the fulness of time, with others as elucidated here:

• The devil
• The beast
• The false prophet
• The fearful
• Unbelievers
• The abominable
• Murderers
• Whoremongers
• Sorcerers
• Liars

Revelation 20:10; 21:8 The devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever … The fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Satan may or may not find the specific aroma enjoyable. At least it will be familiar to him. Avoiding rosaries, popular as a "goth" accessory, is the best policy.