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  • JRFinn
    Doubting Thomas
    • Jun 2009
    • 204

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    Hello, my new bretheren

    I apologize for failing to introduce myself here before posting elsewhere. My name is Jeremiah Renault Finn, and I live in Bend, Oregon, and have found myself drawn to this place after the death of my father, the pastor of the Church of CRUFT (Christ's Return, Universal, Final, and Triumphant). Although he seemed to be a wise, kind, generous, and altogether Godly man, I am afraid he was none of that, having lacked the Holy Spirit, and he is now in the clutches of Satan, having failed to join your (One True) church during his life.

    What is Landover's Sinner's Prayer, and where do I address tithes to?
  • Miss April
    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 685

    #2
    Re: Hello, my new bretheren

    Welcame Jeremiah Renault Finn to Gods Favorite forum I'm so sorry to hear about the Loss of your Father you Seem like a Good man its good to have you here

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Hello, my new bretheren

      Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
      I apologize for failing to introduce myself here before posting elsewhere. My name is Jeremiah Renault Finn, and I live in Bend, Oregon, and have found myself drawn to this place after the death of my father, the pastor of the Church of CRUFT (Christ's Return, Universal, Final, and Triumphant). Although he seemed to be a wise, kind, generous, and altogether Godly man, I am afraid he was none of that, having lacked the Holy Spirit, and he is now in the clutches of Satan, having failed to join your (One True) church during his life.

      What is Landover's Sinner's Prayer, and where do I address tithes to?
      Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Please feel free to look through the many threads we have here, for there is always more to learn about God's Divine Plan for us all.

      Our church doctrines can be read HERE. That's a good place to start.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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