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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Politeness has nothing to do with it. We never delete accounts, especially those that might serve as an object lesson for future generations.

    All posts become the property of Landover Baptist Church, as is "clearly" stated at the bottom of every page.

    The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.

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  • WickedWitch
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    Why not? This is the most polite request for account deletion I've ever seen here, why not accomodate? Wouldn't you be glad to be rid of another heathen? This is one of the few posters we've ever had who has remained polite and respectful from first post to last, I see no reason not to do the dude a favour and delete his account for him.


    P.S.
    I apologize for what I'm about to do, but every time I look at Eclipse's username, I have an overwhelming urge to do this, and I can't hold it in anymore!

    *Grabs a microphone and a karaoke machine* *taps mic* Ahem...

    [singing]Once upon a time I was falling in love,
    But now I'm only falling apart.
    There's nothing I can do,
    A total eclipse of the heart.

    Once upon a time there was light in my life
    But now there's only love in the dark
    Nothing I can say
    A total eclipse of the heart
    [/singing]

    Once again, I apologize.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by total eclipse View Post
    Thanks for letting me check out your forum for a while, it was interesting to understand more about your faith.

    As I am a pagan, you and I will always be at odds, indeed you'll be relieved to know we have nothing in common (religiously, morally, politically ...), however it is good to experience what other people think and believe.

    For the record, I reject everything you stand for.

    Please can a mod delete my account?
    No.

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  • total eclipse
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    Thanks for letting me check out your forum for a while, it was interesting to understand more about your faith.

    As I am a pagan, you and I will always be at odds, indeed you'll be relieved to know we have nothing in common (religiously, morally, politically ...), however it is good to experience what other people think and believe.

    For the record, I reject everything you stand for.

    Please can a mod delete my account?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Patriarch Jon View Post
    Stonehenge was nothing more than a fancy sundial to tell the ancients when to plant the crops, when the fish were running (very important), when to breed the livestock (and wives) etc., etc.

    ...regarding other Druid sites in the UK I agree. We need to be careful about avoiding pagan sites, but sometimes a few of us get carried away attributing evil when there is none.
    Anything that is not of Christ is of satan. Never forget that.

    Study the Bible.

    Leviticus 10:10 "And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;"

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  • Patriarch Jon
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    Stonehenge was nothing more than a fancy sundial to tell the ancients when to plant the crops, when the fish were running (very important), when to breed the livestock (and wives) etc., etc.

    ...regarding other Druid sites in the UK I agree. We need to be careful about avoiding pagan sites, but sometimes a few of us get carried away attributing evil when there is none.

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  • Miss April
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    Originally posted by total eclipse View Post
    No I have never heard of it, what is it about?
    That's Alright Not many people have Here is the Info
    Eclipse is the third book in the Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer. It continues the story of 18-year-old Bella Swan and her vampire love, Edward Cullen. Eclipse is preceded by New Moon and followed by Breaking Dawn but There really bad Books Don't read stuff like that

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  • Miss April
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    Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
    I think the women means Satanic
    Yeah That's what I meant to Say Thanks for telling about my mistake

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  • total eclipse
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Rubbish. Stonehedge is nothing but a pile of rocks designed for worshiping satan and constructed by British hippies in the 1960's, financed by their leaders "the Beatles."

    Nature doesn't need to be celebrated. That is witchcraft and you know it.
    It is most definitely a pile of rocks. However it predates the Beatles, and the notion of satan and jesus by thousands of years. The stones will still be there, long after man has forgotten passing fads such as christianity.

    Nature doesnt need to be celebrated, no. However some people chose to. Like you celebrate jesus. Nothing wrong with that.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by total eclipse View Post
    Sacrifices of children at Stonehenge? What are you on about? That's crazy.

    Stonehenge is a very peaceful, beautiful place (if one ignores the main road near by), although it is gets insanely busy at the solstices.

    Our ancestors have celebrated nature there for millenia, our descendants will continue to do so for millenia, long after ephemeral faiths have come and gone.
    Rubbish. Stonehedge is nothing but a pile of rocks designed for worshiping satan and constructed by British hippies in the 1960's, financed by their leaders "the Beatles."

    Nature doesn't need to be celebrated. That is witchcraft and you know it.

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  • total eclipse
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    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Yes, you have that history of sacrificing children on stone altars at Stonehenge. Proud of that, are we?
    Sacrifices of children at Stonehenge? What are you on about? That's crazy.

    Stonehenge is a very peaceful, beautiful place (if one ignores the main road near by), although it is gets insanely busy at the solstices.

    Our ancestors have celebrated nature there for millenia, our descendants will continue to do so for millenia, long after ephemeral faiths have come and gone.

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  • Johnnyboy
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    Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
    Actually it was the Normans
    And Normandy is where?????? Thats right. France. By the way, did you know that Richard I ( AKA The Lionheart) was a homo sodomite? His boyfriend was king Phillip of where????? Thats right. France.

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  • Nemesis
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    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    In 1066, the French conquered your country. I'll take help from a frog any day before I take a whipping from one.
    Actually it was the Normans

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  • Johnnyboy
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    Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
    And the french helped you.
    In 1066, the French conquered your country. I'll take help from a frog any day before I take a whipping from one.

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  • Cath O'lic
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    Originally posted by Nemesis View Post
    Very nice with chips apparently
    Fries

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