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  • Martin Henderson
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    • Jun 2009
    • 6

    #1

    Hello Everyone

    My name is Martin. I am 41, Scottish and a married father of one wonderful daughter.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Hello Everyone

    Welcome.
    Scottish? Hmmm. I hope you've been able to put down your whiskey and haggis long enough to force yourself to part with enough money to buy a King James 1611 Bible and get right with the Lord.
    Please tell me you've found Jesus and don't wear skirts or play soccer anymore. Based on your first post, my fears may be for nothing and you could be that rare European who isn't bound for Hell.
    Tell me, friend, what's your favorite Bible verse?
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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    • Brother Lazarus
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      • Jul 2008
      • 1062

      #3
      Re: Hello Everyone

      Originally posted by Halloween Jack View Post
      My name is Martin. I am 41, Scottish and a married father of one wonderful daughter.
      Welcome to God's favorite forum!

      Can you tell us a little more? What's your favorite Bible verse? Where do you go to Church? Did you choose to be Scottish or were you born that way? There are many of your countrymen on this site. Do you persist in wearing a skirt? Will your wife be bearing any little male soldiers for Christ?

      Thanks for joining!

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazarus
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • Martin Henderson
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        • Jun 2009
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Hello Everyone

        'Repent then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord.' Acts 3:19

        Sorry, but do you have a problem with Scots ?

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        • Palmer C. Eldrich
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          • Mar 2008
          • 349

          #5
          Re: Hello Everyone

          Why can't you let go of GnR?
          Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: Hello Everyone

            Originally posted by Halloween Jack View Post
            'Repent then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord.' Acts 3:19

            Sorry, but do you have a problem with Scots ?
            Not if they've given up their sins, and not if they quote from a real Bible.

            However, you've chosen to quote from a false Bible.
            Let's see what the King James has to say in Acts 3:19...

            Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord.

            Friend, you need a King James Bible and fast! We are in End Times and your very eternal soul depends on this!
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • Brother Lazarus
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              • Jul 2008
              • 1062

              #7
              Re: Hello Everyone

              Originally posted by Halloween Jack View Post
              'Repent then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord.' Acts 3:19

              Sorry, but do you have a problem with Scots ?
              Absolutely not, as long as they refrain from playing "soccer" and wearing dresses. It is also helpful for a Scot to refrain from drinking Scotch and instead choose to imbibe a fine Tennessee Whiskey such as Jack Daniels or George Dickel.

              There are many True Christians from your country on this board!

              Welcome!

              Yours in Christ
              Brother Lazarus
              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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              • Martin Henderson
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                • Jun 2009
                • 6

                #8
                Re: Hello Everyone

                I'm on it.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Hello Everyone

                  Originally posted by Halloween Jack View Post
                  I'm on it.
                  Your screen name is offensive to Christians everywhere. Halloween is satan's birthday.

                  I'll go change it now.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Martin Henderson
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                    • Jun 2009
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: Hello Everyone

                    Thank you Pastor.

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