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  • Beau
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    • Jun 2009
    • 2
    #1

    Greetings Brothers and Sisters

    My name is Beau, devout follower of our one and only lord and savior Jesus Christ. I am a good christian man who has been married now for four years and am currently expecting my third son, our good lord willing.

    While I am not sitting on the computer searching for blasphemers on craig's list to punish and finding new ways to properly discipline my wife I enjoy making new christian friends, teaching the young boys how to be real men at my local Sunday school, and a nice cold glass of lemonade.

    I figured I would introduce myself to my fellow worthwhile worshipers and pray that I may find some kindred souls to bask in the light of our holy savior with.
    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. -- Psalm 137:9
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

      Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. What church do you attend? What's your wife's best pie?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Professor Bessemer
          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 2952
          #3
          Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

          Originally posted by Beau View Post
          My name is Beau, devout follower of our one and only Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I am a good christian man who has been married now for four years and am currently expecting my third son, our good Lord willing.

          While I am not sitting on the computer searching for blasphemers on craig's list to punish and finding new ways to properly discipline my wife I enjoy making new christian friends, teaching the young boys how to be real men at my local Sunday school, and a nice cold glass of lemonade.

          I figured I would introduce myself to my fellow worthwhile worshipers and pray that I may find some kindred souls to bask in the light of our holy Savior with.
          Welcome Beau! Is that short for Beauregard? How did find our Godly forum friend?

          The craigslist is lousy with blasphemers from what I have heard. I myself have never clicked on that particular website and know very little about it, but I am sure most of the people that use it are hopelessly damned.

          Also, and this is just a small thing, we capitalize God and Jesus' name always, along with any references the either of Them. I highlighted a few instances where you missed this minor point in your first post.

          As you have stated that you are a Godly man, I just assumed you would want me assist you as you get used to our Holy boards.
          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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            • Brother Lazarus
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              Forum Member
              • Jul 2008
              • 1062
              #4
              Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters

              Welcome Beau to God's favorite forum where proper spelling, punctuation, grammar and sentence structure are always appreciated!

              How did you hear about us? What are some of your favorite Bible verses? AV 1611 King James only!

              Have you tithed yet?

              Yours in Christ
              Brother Lazarus
              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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