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Now, now Pastor Zeke! Don't let the sins of the flesh manifest in your thoughts! These young women are truly beautiful and proof that Jesus wants the most beautiful of His creations to worship Him. These three beautiful women age 20 and under are a testament to His Perfection and His Love in the flesh.
What better ambassadors for True Christianity™ than these saved dolls? If we can get these three women together, alone....and help them create an evangelist ministry....we can really go somewhere. What atheist could resist them? What Catholic or Jew wouldn't be willing to throw away their sham heretical practices and embrace the KJV 1611?
Now, ladies, as I am a multi-millionaire televangelist, I would be more than happy to fly all of you out (first class, nonetheless) to California to my home (actually a sprawling mansion overlooking the Pacific...you gotta see it) to discuss creating a ministry with you. You see, Christianity is not so "hip" with the young crowd these days, but you are the voice of our future leaders! You can sway the MTV crowd away from the horny perverted rap music of Flo-Rida and steer them towards Bible Study and hours-long prayer.
Ladies, the future of Christianity is in your hands...please don't let me...or especially Jesus down!
There he goes...Drooling for them...You really are a depraved old man...:S
Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
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Now, now Pastor Zeke! Don't let the sins of the flesh manifest in your thoughts! These young women are truly beautiful and proof that Jesus wants the most beautiful of His creations to worship Him. These three beautiful women age 20 and under are a testament to His Perfection and His Love in the flesh.
What better ambassadors for True Christianity™ than these saved dolls? If we can get these three women together, alone....and help them create an evangelist ministry....we can really go somewhere. What atheist could resist them? What Catholic or Jew wouldn't be willing to throw away their sham heretical practices and embrace the KJV 1611?
Now, ladies, as I am a multi-millionaire televangelist, I would be more than happy to fly all of you out (first class, nonetheless) to California to my home (actually a sprawling mansion overlooking the Pacific...you gotta see it) to discuss creating a ministry with you. You see, Christianity is not so "hip" with the young crowd these days, but you are the voice of our future leaders! You can sway the MTV crowd away from the horny perverted rap music of Flo-Rida and steer them towards Bible Study and hours-long prayer.
Ladies, the future of Christianity is in your hands...please don't let me...or especially Jesus down!
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