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Well good day and Praise Jesus!
I thought I might could introduce myself to yall. My birth name is Billy Ray Conway Joe Dunwoody, but my papaw used to call me Ezekiel Stonewall. Everyone else calls me Bubba, but yalls fancy computers don't like my here name! That's probably just some yankee gettin back at us for winnin the war though, ain't it?
It must be some miracle of the Father that I found yall. I used to never could never use none of these here looky boxes cause I was locked up. You see, I ain't no angel. I just got outta the jail a few years ago. I usedta could just think about me, and not about the heavenly father, Amen, but then I got saved! God spoke to me one day when I was cookin up some of that devil meth (I don't do none of that no more never, praise God). He said, "Bubba, why you doin me dirt like this?" And I was fixin to answer, but just then that little jezebel whore mother of my children came in and lit one of my damn Marlboros, and God just blew that place to high hell! I was in the hospital hopped up on that morphine when the preacher came in and said, "Bubba, God just spoke to me, and told me you need to be saved." So I said the sinner's prayer, got me my very own KJV (same Bible Jesus had when he was walkin on Galilee), and went down to the river and got baptized! Amen!
But God had a funny plan for me, yessir. I went to court, and I told them I was saved, but it was one of them damn homosexual activist liberal judges! That man said I was a newsaince and I needed to apologize. I said I was saved and that I only had to apologize to Jesus for bein a sinner, and I wasn't never gonna not never tell no pinkity-commie-fancy-high-falutin homo nothin just cause he went to one of them fancy Law Schools. I know them damn things is just like them Al Kaeda terrorist factories and they all have homosexual lovin when they burnin incense and sayin magic to some flyin carpet salesman!
So I went to the jailhouse. It wan't too bad, but some of them boys was homos too! They was makin moonshine in their damn toilets! I tried to tell them that God loved them and that the only thing he wanted them to do in that water is get in so he could cleanse their sins and they could be saved, but they don't listen neither!
But God loves us all, Amen, and he delivered me from that place two weeks ago. Since then, I been readin my Bible even more, doin gospel singin, and just lovin life Amen. Then tonight, God tells me to get on this here done computer I got from my cousin's uncles nephews brothers wife Sissy. I said, "but Lord, ain't that what them terrorist used to kill all our troops in Iraq?" Then I realized it ain't right to question God, and I got to movin, and I found yall!
I just wanted to tell you that you're doin the Good Lord's work, and God Bless You and our United States of America (except for the damn liberal homo yankee states of course)! AMEN!
I thought I might could introduce myself to yall. My birth name is Billy Ray Conway Joe Dunwoody, but my papaw used to call me Ezekiel Stonewall. Everyone else calls me Bubba, but yalls fancy computers don't like my here name! That's probably just some yankee gettin back at us for winnin the war though, ain't it?
It must be some miracle of the Father that I found yall. I used to never could never use none of these here looky boxes cause I was locked up. You see, I ain't no angel. I just got outta the jail a few years ago. I usedta could just think about me, and not about the heavenly father, Amen, but then I got saved! God spoke to me one day when I was cookin up some of that devil meth (I don't do none of that no more never, praise God). He said, "Bubba, why you doin me dirt like this?" And I was fixin to answer, but just then that little jezebel whore mother of my children came in and lit one of my damn Marlboros, and God just blew that place to high hell! I was in the hospital hopped up on that morphine when the preacher came in and said, "Bubba, God just spoke to me, and told me you need to be saved." So I said the sinner's prayer, got me my very own KJV (same Bible Jesus had when he was walkin on Galilee), and went down to the river and got baptized! Amen!
But God had a funny plan for me, yessir. I went to court, and I told them I was saved, but it was one of them damn homosexual activist liberal judges! That man said I was a newsaince and I needed to apologize. I said I was saved and that I only had to apologize to Jesus for bein a sinner, and I wasn't never gonna not never tell no pinkity-commie-fancy-high-falutin homo nothin just cause he went to one of them fancy Law Schools. I know them damn things is just like them Al Kaeda terrorist factories and they all have homosexual lovin when they burnin incense and sayin magic to some flyin carpet salesman!
So I went to the jailhouse. It wan't too bad, but some of them boys was homos too! They was makin moonshine in their damn toilets! I tried to tell them that God loved them and that the only thing he wanted them to do in that water is get in so he could cleanse their sins and they could be saved, but they don't listen neither!
But God loves us all, Amen, and he delivered me from that place two weeks ago. Since then, I been readin my Bible even more, doin gospel singin, and just lovin life Amen. Then tonight, God tells me to get on this here done computer I got from my cousin's uncles nephews brothers wife Sissy. I said, "but Lord, ain't that what them terrorist used to kill all our troops in Iraq?" Then I realized it ain't right to question God, and I got to movin, and I found yall!
I just wanted to tell you that you're doin the Good Lord's work, and God Bless You and our United States of America (except for the damn liberal homo yankee states of course)! AMEN!
He is here To talk to other Good Christians so leave him alone and stop trying to make everybody turn gay
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