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  • Tomas de Torquemada
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    • Jul 2009
    • 3
    #1

    On a mission from Jesus

    Jesus has come to me in a vision telling me he sent me back from heaven to finish the job I started in the 15th century.

    He tells me the world has strayed again.

    Taxiarch Archangel Michael is on his way too.

    Live right, or face the stake. The burnings shall soon recommence....
    Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out...
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: On a mission from Jesus

      Make sense son, or begone. We don't suffer fools gladly here on God's favorite forum, nor do we entertain dead papists.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Whip of Japheth
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          Forum Member
          • Jul 2009
          • 161
          #3
          Re: On a mission from Jesus

          Pastor Zeke, Tomás de Torquemada is for sure the evilest spaniard ever.

          Tomás don´t try to teach me how is the history of my own country and his sins.

          Ps: You forgot the acute accent in your name by the way.
          Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
          Joshua 1:18

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            • Brother Lazarus
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              Forum Member
              • Jul 2008
              • 1062
              #4
              Re: On a mission from Jesus

              Originally posted by Tomas de Torquemada View Post
              Jesus has come to me in a vision telling me he sent me back from heaven to finish the job I started in the 15th century.

              He tells me the world has strayed again.

              Taxiarch Archangel Michael is on his way too.

              Live right, or face the stake. The burnings shall soon recommence....
              Are you a Catholic? If so you might want to reconsider.

              Yours in Christ
              Brother Lazarus
              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612
                  #5
                  Re: On a mission from Jesus

                  I can't help wondering if Tomas de Torquemada is a poser of some sort.

                  A close examination of his avatar reveals a cartoon drawing. If this person is the real thing, one would think the avatar woule be an actual photo of the act of cleansing.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • Bryan Tamariki
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                      • Aug 2007
                      • 285
                      #6
                      Re: On a mission from Satan

                      The historical Tomas de Torquemada was a child abusing Catholick who was involved with the Spanish Inquisition:
                      http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/n...quemada/2.html

                      As Grand Inquisitor Torquemada was responsible for the torture and murder of thousands of people simply for their opposition to the Catholick religion.
                      Joshua 24:15
                      And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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