Hello from Townsend

[Townsend Spruce]

Hello LBC. I was introduced to your church through Vavoline Jackson Johnson who introduced me to Pator Eziekiel on the godless face book. Miss Vav and I have had many spirited discussions about the afterlife etc. I was intrigued about the scandal video I saw of Pastor Zeke.
I am sexy and Righteous!
Townsend Spruce

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello from Townsend

Which scandal video of pastor Zeke did you see? Even those scandalous videos have a purpose, because they bring the unsaved to the Lord.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Hello from Townsend

Welcome to Gods favorite forum. Are you married? Does your wife do her household duties in a proper, Christian manner? Does she bake good pies?

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello from Townsend

Hello LBC. I was introduced to your church through Vavoline Jackson Johnson who introduced me to Pator Eziekiel on the godless face book. Miss Vav and I have had many spirited discussions about the afterlife etc. I was intrigued about the scandal video I saw of Pastor Zeke.
I am sexy and Righteous!
Townsend Spruce

I dont know dis here boy at all! He be lyin!

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Hello from Townsend

I dont know dis here boy at all! He be lyin!

Call security. Stalking troll. Miss Vavoline, do you think this boys a Brevard County sex offender?

[Townsend Spruce]

Re: Hello from Townsend

I am a former homosexual pornography star who has been called to abstinence by the Lord. I have been gay free for several months now, but get urges. When I saw the video accusing pastor Zeke covorting with homosexuals I really had to "white knuckle"it!

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Hello from Townsend

I am a former homosexual pornography star who has been called to abstinence by the Lord. I have been gay free for several months now, but get urges. When I saw the video accusing pastor Zeke covorting with homosexuals I really had to "white knuckle"it!

Troll, be gone. This is a Christian forum. Your lies will be your undoing here.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Hello from Townsend

Now that I think about it, with a name like Towsend Spruce, I DO believe you're a homosecsual. Repent.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello from Townsend

I am a former homosexual pornography star who has been called to abstinence by the Lord. I have been gay free for several months now, but get urges. When I saw the video accusing pastor Zeke covorting with homosexuals I really had to "white knuckle"it!

One of those, eh? Well, when Zeke gets here, I'm sure he'll have some stern words for you. Did you know that he's personally ministered to over three dozen of your kind?

[Townsend Spruce]

Re: Hello from Townsend

I do need ministering. I am now an empty cup.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello from Townsend

I do need ministering. I am now an empty cup.

We'll have you filled with His Spirit in no time! Hallelujah!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello from Townsend

Now that I think about it, with a name like Towsend Spruce, I DO believe you're a homosecsual. Repent.

I be thinkin it's really "BRUCE"

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello from Townsend

I be thinkin it's really "BRUCE"

Given this gentleman's background, I think he does mean Spruce. Spruce implies he is a man of firm, Godly wood. I have hope that he will rise up and take Jesus as his personal Savior!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Townsend

Hello LBC. I was introduced to your church through Vavoline Jackson Johnson who introduced me to Pator Eziekiel on the godless face book. Miss Vav and I have had many spirited discussions about the afterlife etc. I was intrigued about the scandal video I saw of Pastor Zeke.
I am sexy and Righteous!
Townsend Spruce

Dear Homer;

I have no idea who you are, and even the nigress Miss Vavoline can't vouch for you. That, combined with your tasteless mention of a certain trumped up scandal-laden video (that is ancient history and should not be mentioned in polite company) leads me to suspect that satan himself may have sent you here.

Please tell us about your struggles with homersexurality. Your testimony may help others. I host a weekly "young men's prayer circle" every Friday evening in my private study, where we reach out to each other and give our loads to Jesus. If you contact me privately (via the link at the bottom of my signature) we may be able to discuss the details of your path to Salvation(c).