[Paul from Colorado]

Re: Hey friends

Let me remind you that your original point was that you "kinda skip certain books in the Old Testament because they're kinda hard." Now you admit that all Scripture is profitable. You therefore admit that you "kinda skip" something that you know to be profitable. Regarding the $5 and $20 bills, a better analogy to your argument would be that you just throw away every $5 bill that passes through your hands.

By hard I meant a hard read, which is synonymous with less productive or boring. It's not as profitable reading endless geology as it is reading the actual words of Jesus. Please tell me you knew.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hey friends

You're a jerk!

You shouldn't talk to the Pastor that way and Captain Portway asked you a simple question.

I don't think you are acting like a Christian at all!

Tammi

[Paul from Colorado]

Re: Hey friends

At Landover, they do not Interperet the Bible (KJV 1611 ONLY!) they BELIEVE IT!

Are you a False Christian Paul? Do you Pick and Choose Bible Verses?

God is ALL OR NOTHING Paul, so is His WORD!

I'm starting to realize reading comprehension here isn't exactly your strong points. I'm simply humbly asking for some guidance on this because I don't know if I understand it as clearly as I could. In your case, specifically, you should have just answered that you don't know, because that part has become apparent.

[Paul from Colorado]

Re: Hey friends

You're a jerk!

You shouldn't talk to the Pastor that way and Captain Portway asked you a simple question.

I don't think you are acting like a Christian at all!

Tammi

I wasn't rude to Captain Portway. In fact, I think I've been quiet courteous. There's just a lot of assumptions going on here and I don't understand why. It's almost like no one here wants to be welcoming, but instead start calling names. How very Christian.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hey friends

By hard I meant a hard read, which is synonymous with less productive or boring. It's not as profitable reading endless geology as it is reading the actual words of Jesus. Please tell me you knew.

Either you've missed my point, or you're backpedaling on yours. Also, I'm still waiting for your take on Luke 4:4.

[Paul from Colorado]

Re: Hey friends

Either you've missed my point, or you're backpedaling on yours. Also, I'm still waiting for your take on Luke 4:4.

I obviously misunderstood your point. Please better articulate what you're trying to say as it wasn't clear to me the first time.

I didn't realize you asked me to comment on Luke 4:4. The only scripture I recall seeing you mention was 2 Tim 3:16. But I can happily answer that. Just like food, not all scriptures hold the same value. I can probably live if I eat nothing by potato chips, just like reading the geology versus in the Old Testament. However, if I want to get more nutrition and be healthier than I probably should have fruits, vegetables, meats, etc...Thank you for supporting my analogy.

[Luther T Washington]

Re: Hey friends

We ain't cleared nothin up, boy! You may say you is not racist but me being colored, I can say you is! Privilege come wif da blackness!

I don't share Miss Vavoline's statement that insinuates that is OK to lable a white person a racist simply out of entitlement. However, you stated clearly that you don't like me simply because I am black. That is indeed racist Mr Paul.

I usually try to give my welcome to each and every person who joins this forum. In your case Paul, I choose not to do so.

[Paul from Colorado]

Re: Hey friends

I don't share Miss Vavoline's statement that insinuates that is OK to lable a white person a racist simply out of entitlement. However, you stated clearly that you don't like me simply because I am black. That is indeed racist Mr Paul.

I usually try to give my welcome to each and every person who joins this forum. In your case Paul, I choose not to do so.

I understand you feel intimated and threatened. Don't worry though. I only want to be friends with people here. I'm sure you're a nice person in real life.

[Luther T Washington]

Re: Hey friends

I understand you feel intimated and threatened. Don't worry though. I only want to be friends with people here. I'm sure you're a nice person in real life.

Listen boy, I am afraid of no man. I am certainly not "intimidated" or "threatened" by a whiny cracker like you. You need to learn some respect.

[Paul from Colorado]

Re: Hey friends

Does it make you feel good to pull out racial slurs and insults like that?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hey friends

Can I be honest? Not a fan of colo(u)red people at all.

Welcome to God's favorite forum where proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure are always appreciated. Racism is never tolerated here. Given the statement above I can understand the sentiments of Miss Vavoline and Luther. I think you owe both of them an apology.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Hey friends

Deliberate obtuseness and sly mockery snipped

Paul, you are I believe what internet experts call a troll. The term is based on a fishing technique where artificial lures are pulled behind boats. This type of fishing is called trolling.

You see, when a person on the world wide web states a false opinion simply to "get a rise" (This is also originally from fishing, flycasting in this case) out of somebody, they are referred to as a troll.

A more proper term would be to call them a lure, but because the word troll has multiple meanings, it became the popular term.

The newer combination term of trolltard combines the term troll with the word retard, a shortened version of the medically accepted term for someone born with an enfeebled mind.

A trolltard is a troll that is not very good at what he does. I believe I am being quite accurate in describing you as a trolltard.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hey friends

Paul, you are I believe what internet experts call a troll. The term is based on a fishing technique where artificial lures are pulled behind boats. This type of fishing is called trolling.

You see, when a person on the world wide web states a false opinion simply to "get a rise" (This is also originally from fishing, flycasting in this case) out of somebody, they are referred to as a troll.

A more proper term would be to call them a lure, but because the word troll has multiple meanings, it became the popular term.

The newer combination term of trolltard combines the term troll with the word retard, a shortened version of the medically accepted term for someone born with an enfeebled mind.

A trolltard is a troll that is not very good at what he does. I believe I am being quite accurate in describing you as a trolltard.

Your brilliant scientific analysis was certainly needed on this thread. Thanks for the insight!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Hey friends

You are a BLASPHEMER!

Edit: I am Speaking to the boy from Colorado!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hey friends

Hey Paul!

Malachi 4, in it's entirety:



For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.

But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.

And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the LORD of hosts.

Remember ye the law of Moses my servant, which I commanded unto him in Horeb for all Israel, with the statutes and judgments.

Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD:

And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.



Point out any problems you have with this please!