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  • demmet
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2009
    • 1

    #1

    greetings brothers and sisters

    the appalling godlessness of today has brought me to join this internet forum. i swear to you, on my love of the holy ghost, that i shall partake in contributing to the overall benefit of society by smiting bigots everywhere, and spreading the word. amen.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: greetings brothers and sisters

    Originally posted by demmet View Post
    the appalling godlessness of today has brought me to join this internet forum. i swear to you, on my love of the holy ghost, that i shall partake in contributing to the overall benefit of society by smiting bigots everywhere, and spreading the word. amen.
    Would you like to retype that, this time using proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation rules? Discover your "shift" key, and you might get a reply.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #3
      Re: greetings brothers and sisters

      Originally posted by demmet View Post
      ........that i shall partake in contributing to the overall benefit of society by smiting bigots everywhere, and spreading the word. amen.

      You didn't mention generous tithing.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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