[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: I am new here. Hear me out!

I've been praying for you too Glyde! I've been asking Jesus to make you into a 100% straight guy again, and I've also been praying that you stop being a junkie forever.

Also, don't kill anymore cats, OK? I have two cats and I don't know what I'd do if some druggy killed them.

Tammi

[Cletus Frunk]

Re: I am new here. Hear me out!

Professor, nothing I recall happened to my penis. Then again, I don't remember ANYTHING from that day. All court proceedings were proven by toxicology reports and DNA.

I really hope nothing happened to your penis. Are you sure that your assailant didn't maybe just touch it a little. Just rub the tip a bit. If so we would have to pray for that. Are you sure he didn't put it anywhere in his mouth, if so we would have to pray for that also.
Such a horrible story, all I can think of is a soft and supple little boy standing there naked being violated in ways that Jesus never heard of.
I need to go pray and read by 1st edition 1611 KGV bible.

[glyde69]

Re: I am new here. Hear me out!

If I remembered anything relevant, Rev Frunk, I would, but I just don't remember the details.

It was a beautiful midsummer's night. I was invited over to my neighbor's house to watch the Yankees play. My parents called to let him know that they were going down the shore for the night. He offered me a Pepsi and I remember feeling groggy and then.....NOTHING.

I heard that my parents returned home and couldn't find me. They called the neighbor who said I left hours ago. Maybe it was a parent's intuition, but SOMETHING in that monster's voice set off their radar and they called the cops.

The cops didn't do anything that night, but at my mom's persistence, they started looking the following afternoon. I had woken up hours earlier, but I was disorientated, butt naked, and I pretty much did all I could to go back to sleep. My backside was hurt, and my drug riddled mind just said to sleep.

So hours later, when the first volunteer found me, I ran. Ran like the devil was at my back. Eventually, the bloodhounds and a gaggle of good samaritans cornered me at an old house that myself and a couple of friends had burnt to the ground years earlier.

That's about all I remember, Rev.

[TC Patriot]

Re: I am new here. Hear me out!

Gosh, I get the feeling some of you guys find it funny what happened to me many years ago.

None of us True Christians found it funny. We were vetting you to see if you were pulling our collective leg. The enemies of Christ frequently troll this Godly forum. If any of us have misjudged you please keep in mind that Christians are not perfect. We are just forgiven.

Let's be totally candid here. God visited a rapist upon you and God does not make mistakes. He had his righteous reasons for it. You can be sure of that.

No one here has judged you. We simply reported what the Bible/God has to say about your situation.

Here at LBC we love the sinner but we hate the sin. We rejoice in God's righteous judgments and as always we love everyone in Christ.

YIC

TC Patriot