[angels]

Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

Honesty is always the best way to go. And you have been up front and seemingly truthful. Even if being honest makes you a target. Don't change. God knows whats in you're heart and obviously steered you here for a reason.
You are polite and show good manners. I hope that especially at you're young age, you turn to Jesus . You should follow God's path child.

God Bless.

[I come in peace.]

Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

Honesty is always the best way to go. And you have been up front and seemingly truthful. Even if being honest makes you a target. Don't change. God knows whats in you're heart and obviously steered you here for a reason.
You are polite and show good manners. I hope that especially at you're young age, you turn to Jesus . You should follow God's path child.

God Bless.

Thank you for your kindness.

[HTannor]

Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

Dear Fresh Meat I Come in Peace,

Please accept my humble welcome to you. At your ripe tender age you have much to learn and you have come to the right place to learn them.

If, at any time, you feel the need for intense, personal, one-on-one counselling I'm sure we have many Brothers both willing and able to help you. Most would ask only for reimbursement of travel and motel expenses.

[Talitha]

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Ma'am, I put in my correct birth date. If there is a restriction on age, I cannot see why it let me go through. I am not saying that you are lying, I just want you to know that I was honest about my age.

It let you through on trust.
The truth is that you didn't bother to read our terms.
However, I can understand you not reading things, being a fluffy headed female and all.
I don't imagine Jesus is so forgiving.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

Thank you for your kindness.

Keep in mind the this is an adult forum. You might interpret blunt honesty as cruelness, a direct comment as a vicious remark. We are devout True Christians™. We go by a firm code as set down in the KJV1611 Bible. We respond harshly to those that blasphemy the Lord or attempt to mock Him. We have been extra specially gentle with you in an attempt to get you on your way. Refusing to do so and insisting on staying means you may well be treated like everyone else. No sniveling or whining. You are with the big boys now.

[I come in peace.]

Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

Dear Fresh Meat I Come in Peace,

Please accept my humble welcome to you. At your ripe tender age you have much to learn and you have come to the right place to learn them.

If, at any time, you feel the need for intense, personal, one-on-one counselling I'm sure we have many Brothers both willing and able to help you. Most would ask only for reimbursement of travel and motel expenses.

Thank you for the offer.

[I come in peace.]

Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

It let you through on trust.
The truth is that you didn't bother to read our terms.
However, I can understand you not reading things, being a fluffy headed female and all.
I don't imagine Jesus is so forgiving.

I apologize at my dismissal of your terms of service. I didn't intent to offend you if have been offended. I assure you, however, that my mistake is in no way connected with my gender. If Jesus is not forgiving toward me, then we are safe to assume that I do not deserve forgiveness, I think.

[I come in peace.]

Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

Keep in mind the this is an adult forum. You might interpret blunt honesty as cruelness, a direct comment as a vicious remark. We are devout True Christians™. We go by a firm code as set down in the KJV1611 Bible. We respond harshly to those that blasphemy the Lord or attempt to mock Him. We have been extra specially gentle with you in an attempt to get you on your way. Refusing to do so and insisting on staying means you may well be treated like everyone else. No sniveling or whining. You are with the big boys now.

Sir, I did not join your forum with the idea that I would recieve special treatment because I am young. I expect to be treated just as you would treat anyone else. I appreciate your kindness toward my age, however I think I will stick around here until you fine ladies and gentlemen see it fit for me to leave. I promise you that I do not intend to mock your beliefs, but I can't promise that some of the things I may say won't be considered blasphemous. I am not the sniveling or whining type, sir. The big boys don't scare me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello. It seems the best way to start.

I am not yet married, seeing as I am only sixteen. I will be in the kitchen in a few hours, not because I believe that it is my place, but because my nephew will want breakfast when he wakes up. Thank you for the welcome. I must say that it is more than I expected.

We do not allow underage trolls to waste God's bandwidth. Come back if Jesus allows you to see adulthood.